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[livejournal.com profile] ofadoration asked if I was going to post about Blood+. I watched a fair amount of it while chatting with [livejournal.com profile] missdeep.

All I knew about Blood+ was from [livejournal.com profile] missdeep's LJ before viewing, which I summed up to her before watching as such:







[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: also in Russia we get Rasputin molesting Saya
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: what
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: it's a ~flashback~ and I don't want to give much away, but yeah, Rasputin x Saya
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: and Hagi walking around without a shirt on
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: IN RUSSIA?
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: well he's inside so it's totally ok!!!1
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: oh nevermind
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: cardboard doesn't feel cold




[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: SAYA NOW I SHALL EXPLAIN YOUR PAST
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: …THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE




[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: and david going SAYA HAS INFILTRATED THE SCHOOL
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: like it's hard
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: OMG HOW RISKY
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: infiltrating schools in Vietnam is v. difficult
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: all, like, attending and shit
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: THEY MIGHT SEE THROUGH HER AMAZING DISGUISE
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: AS A GIRL FROM JAPAN
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: there is no sydney bristow stuff required here
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: is hagi the gardener there??
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: lmao yeah, nobody is sydney bristow in this series, trust me.
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: Yeah, Hagi is the help lol
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: because saya cannot be syd by herself, clearly
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: even combined they're only like, half a sydney at best.
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: ONLY HALF A WIG
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: lol Kai has a VIETNAM pamphlet
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: I doubt Kai can even read
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: like they just sell pamphlets for a COUNTRY
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: LMAO
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: YES
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: VIETNAM IS FULL OF PAMPHLETS THAT EXPLAIN THE WHOLE COUNTRY
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: "what's the capital of vietnam???"
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: CHECK YOUR FUCKING PAMPHLET



[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: and saya is all outright EXPLAIN THE PLOT TO ME HAJI
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: and haji was like INTERPRETIVE DANCE OR NOTHING SAYA
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: lmao YES
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: I DON'T DO EXPOSITION
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: TOO WORDY
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: And, like, if he'd just explained shit in more than dance steps the series could easily have been half the length
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: since he knows everything about Saya, he just won't tell her
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: or anyone else for that matter
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: EXCELLENT
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: I look forward to more dance steps as he withholds information in the future
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: nobody ever bothers pressing him so they're all just as frustrating
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: but only Hagi can dance
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: of course not
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: they know you get nowhere when you pressure cardboard



[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: it's okay I'm watching episode 14 now anyway where nothing happens lol
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: omg how can you say nothing happens?! they eat bbq on the beach!!!!!
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: NOW HAJI IS SERENADING THEM
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: THAT IS NOT BEACH MUSIC HAJI
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: He knows his purpose
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: DON'T YOU KNOW ANY KATY PERRY FOR CELLO




[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: LOL KAI BEHAVE OR WE WILL DITCH YOU WITH A CREDIT CARD IN THE RUSSIAN WASTELAND
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: Hahahahahaha. Then he'd have to live in poverty with Russian children for a while.
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: Teach them the joys of baseball




[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: oh oh oh did you enjoy Lewis getting chocolate bars for setting the chicks up with random men on a Russian train?
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: YES
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: though he should have tried to sell kai into prostitution instead for free gum
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I would be ok with this




[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: what self-respecting vampire LICKS the blood
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: look at the series you're watching
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: THAT IS THE ANSWER
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: oh right
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: no one has self respect
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: oh what I'd do to have this show wiped from my memories
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: ooh unbuttoned shirt
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: you're desperately looking for any sort of positive, aren't you?




[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: lmao David and Joel talking over drinks
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: DAVID FEELS SUCH HEAVY RESPONSIBILITY AND GUILT OVER KAI AND RIKU
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: OH HOW TERRIBLE THAT THESE POOR INNOCENT SOULS WERE DRAGGED INTO THIS VAMPIRE WAR
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: TRULY IT IS A TRAGEDY
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T LET THEM TAG ALONG PURELY FOR THE LULZ OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT




[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: aww haji
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: he's got to be like
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: I GET A LITTLE BROTHER TO BE MY BRO IN SAYA WORSHIP FOR ETERNITY, SCORE
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: I WILL TEACH HIM TO PLAY THE CELLO AND IMITATE CARDBOARD
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: IT'LL BE AWESOME
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: do you think this show would actually let either of them be happy?
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: Knowing Saya is suffering
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: I'm not saying it'll turn out that way!
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: I wish it did turn out that way
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: and they ditched Saya and started a band
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: they could be the love boat cello duo
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: maybe play poolside
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: as apparently it does have a pool
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: do we get to see the pool???
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: that sounds like a groovy filler episode



[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: kai is so into his gun
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: he could almost be american!
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: honorary american
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: lol lurking into the shadows
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: she doesn't want to show him her SKIN OF A KILLAAAAAAAAAAAH, clearly
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: oh if only they sparkled


(much later)


[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: You've been enjoying B+ then I take it?
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: I WILL BE YOUR BANDAID SHIORI
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: NOW DO YOU SEE?!
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: NOW DO YOU SEE?!
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: IT'S ALL REAL
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: I DON'T LIE



[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: also the b+ dub has crispin freeman doing a bad french accent?!?!?!
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: YES
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: OH GOD
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: fyi: the actress who played tess on smallville is crispin freeman's sister. our horrifying shows being so closely linked DELIGHTS ME
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: His Van voice is just WTF
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: oh my god it's like six degrees of fake babies
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: YESSSSSSS




[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: I'd like to know what he did in a past life to deserve this shit.
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: HE IS LIFEBONDED WITH SAYA FFS
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: THAT IS PRETTY MUCH BOTTOM OF THE BARREL AS FATES GO
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: He must have been Judas.
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: AND SHE ISN'T EVEN PUTTING OUT APPARENTLY
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: NO
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: SHE'S A FUCKING BLUSHING STUPID VIRGIN
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: OH NOES HAGI
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU DO EVERYTHING FOR ME FOREVER BUT ANY TIME YOU GET CLOSE TO ME I WILL EITHER CUT YOUR HAND OFF OR SOMETHING EQUALLY AS STUPID
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: PS: WHERE'S MY FLOWER?
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: I TOOOOOOLD YOU TO GET IT
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: I CAN'T EVEN. ALL THAT TIME OVER THE TIMEJUMP ALONE TOGETHER, AND NOTHING?
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: /nothing/
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: WHERE IS THE TERRIBLE PORNO WHERE SHE DEMANDS HE DO DIRTY, DIRTY THINGS TO HER
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: AND HE SOLEMNLY REPLIES
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: *~IF THAT IS YOUR WISH~*
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: this show is a disappointment on basically EVERY LEVEL
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: Dude, they're up to Joel six. FIVE JOELS HAVE LIVED AND DIED SINCE SAYA WAS BORN. FIVE LIFETIMES WITHOUT SEX.
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: Saya can't have sex, she's too emo about having this traaaaaagic life of hers.
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: BOO HOO. OKINAWA. NANKURUNAISA. HURR DURR DURR.
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: clearly this is why she's so grumpy all the time
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: She's such an asshole
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: Seriously, she's the worst main character I think I've ever had to suffer through.
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: she is SO TERRIBLE
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: I can't believe people ship Hagi with her. He'd be better off dead.
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: WHY DID THE SHOTA HAVE TO DIE
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: HE AND HAGI WERE GONNA BE BFF FOR LIFE
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: THEY WERE GONNA PLAY CELLO TOGETHER
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: AND GO SHOPPING AND MAKE KAI CARRY THEIR BAGS




[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: i don't blame david for becoming an alcoholic hobo
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: I want to become an alcoholic hobo after watching this
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: and I didn't have to live it




[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: also
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: "corpse corps" is the best name for anything ever
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IKR?
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: someone really stayed up all night thinking up that one
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: I never got sick of hearing them say corpse corps
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: it was too hilarious
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: after a really long brainstorming session with a white board
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: I bet they did market research
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: lots of surveys





[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: I can't wait to see the amazing writing to come out of this as I don't think it's going the route that, you know, EVERY SHOW EVER would do
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: i.e. she goes to the airport without telling anyone and then there is a thrilling fast-paced montage of okamura racing through the city streets going DON'T GET ON THE PLANE MAO
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: If B+ did that Okamura would get diverted on the way to the airport to go fishing.
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: And Kai and Saya would look all :( in the background
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: and there'd be a whole episode about it.
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: OR TWO



[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: lol collins
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: NOBODY COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS CRAZY BREAKDOWN
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: NO BUILDUP OR FORESHADOWING WHATSOEVER
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: NONE
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: THE RANDOM BOUTS OF CRAZY LAUGHTER
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: NOT A CLUE AT ALL



[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: o hai solomon
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: saya to futari de ikiteitai
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: WHAT HAPPENED TO "DON'T WORRY HAGI"
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: "I'M NOT HERE TO COCKBLOCK YOU"
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: he's full of shit
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: he always wanted to cockblock Hagi
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: OMG YOU JERK
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: HE JUST LEFT HAGI THERE
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: WITH KAI!!!!!!!!!
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: Hmm no, Hagi already drew that lot




[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: AND HAGI HANGGLIDING SAYA IN FOR THE KILL. AMAZING.
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: SEE? DO YOU SEE? BLOOD+ IS JUST A COMEDY WITH A VERY SLOW START.
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: The animation for Hagi getting WINGS OF SHAME was so "AHHHH THEY ARE TRYING TO BE ESCAFLOWNE DON'T TRY IT SHOW YOU ARE JUST GOING TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF OH WAIT THAT HAS NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE."




[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: KAI HAS AN ASCOT FOR THE SHOTA OPERA
[livejournal.com profile] nyonyo: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
[livejournal.com profile] missdeep: I wish he'd go solve mysteries in a van and gtfo this series.





In conclusion: THIS SHOW, I CAN'T EVEN.

(Bring it, CLAMP.)
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