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[meimichi]

Okay, finally getting around to uploading these, as I think lulz are needed at the moment. The following has really, really vague spoilers for future episodes.





mojotastic and I are apparently going to just keep pitching the show sitcom spinoffs until they take one. Honestly, let's face it, the show is depressing as hell and the average set on Will and Grace looked higher quality than Ollie's "office" this week.

We should just cut our losses, give up on the show as it is now, and spin off into a sitcom for the lulz.

Obvious sitcom storyline fodder is obvious: the zany hijinks of Chloe and her new puppy, Doomie!

BECAUSE KEEPING THE ULTIMATE DESTROYER OF MANKIND AS A PET IS NOT A BAD IDEA AT ALL.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?





(It's ICONIC!!!1!11! GET IT??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!)



(As always, Shelby is the only on one the show with a clue.)

TUNE IN NEXT TIME, WHEN CHLOE HAS TO GET THE HOSE.

Comments

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I imagine it like every time Lex is right on the verge of seeing the truth via his binoculars, Clark walks in front of his line of vision. Shirtless and wet. For no reason. WHY HASN'T THE CW CALLED US YET, THIS IS RATINGS GOLD.

He would have another room like the CoCK all just devoted to the wacky Doomie hijinks. And there would be another glamour shot of Clark in it, for no apparent reason!
Yesss! And Tess would be the one getting all the badass supervillain shit done in Offscreensville and keeping up Lex's reputation!

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

I imagine it like every time Lex is right on the verge of seeing the truth via his binoculars, Clark walks in front of his line of vision. Shirtless and wet.
HAHAHA! YES! The CW needs to pick this up yesterday! And Lex would be like "Curses! Foiled again by Clark's abs!" I now have this hilarious mental image of Lex about to zoom in on Doomie and then Clark comes out and washes his car, shirtless, in slo-mo while tossing his hair and giggling randomly for no reason. This show would be RATINGS GOLD.

And Tess would be the one getting all the badass supervillain shit done in Offscreensville and keeping up Lex's reputation!
LOL! You know it! Tess would be like "I'm tried of telling people my name is Lex Luthor! It's time to get to supervillian work Lex!" And Lex would just be like "HE'S NOT DONE WASHING THE CAR WOMAN!"

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

"Curses! Foiled again by Clark's abs!" I now have this hilarious mental image of Lex about to zoom in on Doomie and then Clark comes out and washes his car, shirtless, in slo-mo while tossing his hair and giggling randomly for no reason. This show would be RATINGS GOLD.
OMG YES. In slo-mo, doing the ridic Paris Hilton poses from the Carl's Jr. commercials!!

YES. "Lex, you can't send someone else to the supervillain conference. The other supervillains will never take you seriously if you don't go in person!"

"But I feel like I'm right on the verge of a breakthrough! Also I just sneaked over to Clark's place and smeared mud all over his truck! Can't you just wear a bald cap, walk backwards so everyone only sees the back of your head, and talk in a scary voice so everyone just thinks it's me?"

"WTF is wrong with you, you dumbshit? Nobody would ever buy that."