Oh man. You know Clark is enough of an asshole that he would do that just for kicks. Except it would be MAC 'N CHEESE instead of cupcakes, and the diff is that Doomie can beat his skull in and take the mac 'n cheese by force, NOM NOM NOM.

I am not sure anything (in the future, not from Junior era lol) will EVER top that picture. It has everything. The stripper pole is covered in glitter. There's a disco ball. There is BLING.