omg you guys I do not think that is a chew toy :(

[meimichi]

It's time for another wacky installment!

I might end up moving SV art to its own journal if I somehow find myself keeping this up. Hrm.





First, the inevitable cheap joke:



I am forever grateful to the show that reference caps of Sam Witwer's shirtless bod take less than a minute to track down. YOU ARE GOOD FOR SOME THINGS ONLY ONE THING, SMALLVILLE.

Aaaaand the even cheaper joke:



You might ask, "Are Chlark in their pajamas? Can one construe from this image that they may, as it were, be sexing it up in Offscreensville?"

However, in keeping with Smallville storytelling policy, I have chosen to leave this answer *~AMBIGUOUS~*!

THEY COULD BE HAVING A TOTALLY PLATONIC SLEEPOVER, OR THEY COULD BE FUCKING! BELIEVE WHAT YOU WILL! DEBATE YOUR THEORIES IN THE COMMENTS! RUN WILD!

...I like my version of ambiguity much better than the show's.

Comments

[missdeep.livejournal.com]

Your art is so freaking amazing at the moment. Every time I think it can't get any better you just blow me away.

I don't understand your favourite abusive series but I cannot look away :O!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I've finally getting back into being productive again! It feels really good!! *_* Since getting to Japan and getting sick, it's been the worst period artistically I've ever had in my life... Total shutdown, I stopped carrying my sketchbook in my purse the whole last half of last year (since middle school, I've never left the house without one). But things are clicking now, and now that I have the energy to do it again, I feel how much I've been missing it.

I don't understand your favourite abusive series but I cannot look away :O!
Trainwrecks have that quality about them. :(

[missdeep.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you're getting back into the swing. Being sick really can take its toll on more than physical health. Having the creative energy you need to really get productive is often hard to come by after a stressful period or period of illness, so I'm really happy you've found your energy again. :D

See now that's why, even though I'm fairly SV-ignorant, I can always appreciate your posts on it. I FEEL THE PAIN. I ALSO CANNOT LOOK AWAY FROM WONDERFUL, HORRIBLE THINGS. It's a sickness. :(

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, this is the first time since getting here that I've felt right again. Emotionally I've been happier than I ever have been in my life since moving here, but it's been somewhat crossed out by my health being shot to hell (loool who knew tofu could slowly destroy your health to the point of having to be tested for lupus!). But my hair is finally starting to grow back, I can actually stay awake upon coming home from work again, and I'm inspired for art stuff like I haven't been in ages. It's like the first time I've really felt emotionally and physically "together" ever, so I'm really excited about it.

:( It is indeed a sickness.

[missdeep.livejournal.com]

That's so good to hear. Really, I'm just so happy to know you're starting to feel like yourself again. And your hair is growing back and all? That's awesome news! I never realised how important my health was until I didn't have it anymore - and once it's gone, getting back to being well is a fairly long process. But the important thing is that you're getting there now and everything is falling back into place. Like I said, I'm really happy for you. :)

IT IS A PLAGUE. WE'VE BEEN INFECTED.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I really want to hear the same thing on your end soon! :/ I hope your new medication works out well for you, I wanna hear that you're on the upswing, too...!

A CREW MEMBER TOLD A FAN LAST WEEK HE THINKS IT'S GONNA GO A TENTH SEASON. I SWEAR I WILL NEED A LIVER TRANSPLANT.

[missdeep.livejournal.com]

At the moment I'm coming off my old meds so I feel really weird/rotten, but eventually that will pass and I'll get to experience the joys of new medication! I'm not sure if/when I'll return to being vaguely human but in the meantime, I just get on with what I can, y'know? :3

I'M NOT A RELIGIOUS PERSON BUT AT NIGHT I PRAY FOR SV TO END. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT YOUR LIVER.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I hope they make you feel totally human again! And until then that life treats you decently. D:

MY LIVER THANKS YOU FOR YOUR PRAYERS. IT NEEDS THEM. :(

[shiverslala.livejournal.com]

oh gawd! awesome! your art makes me soooo giddy lol question: do you have a deviantart account? if so, I would love to devwatch you!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And no, I don't actually, sorry!

[lonelywalker.livejournal.com]

Best spinoff ever, and Sam Witwer's abs are just as good in comicbook form.

I find myself wishing Lionel was still around (with or without his sparkly diary).

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

That would be the other spinoff mojotastic and I have concocted: "That's My Bastard!"

In which Mionel shack up at the farm, forcing Clex to live in the same house, and Chloe is the wacky neighbor who has sexual tension with everybody else.

[lonelywalker.livejournal.com]

WHY IS THIS NOT A SERIES???

*mopes*

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

I miss "That's My Bastard!" Why did they have to kill off Lionel! That would have been the best wacky sitcom ever!

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Your art is so awesome!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! :)

[excelaunt.livejournal.com]

That is amazing. Of course, I believe they're thinking about having sex. This made me very happy this morning.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Hee. Thanks so much for commenting!

[peachmacaroons.livejournal.com]

I really love this. Your art is fantastic. you should totally start a comic series. way. awesome. I want your Chloom to do some kissing.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

BUT HE IS THE PUPPY. THAT IS JUST WRONG. D:

I mean, I kind of think after the collar and the squeaky toys have been bought, a line has been drawn that cannot be crossed.

[massena1.livejournal.com]

Wow. Fantastic work. Thank you for sharing your art with us.

[wwg23.livejournal.com]

Lol! I must have a thing for cheap jokes. I love your art! Thanks for sharing. :)

[chiri-chan.livejournal.com]

You might ask, "Are Chlark in their pajamas? Can one construe from this image that they may, as it were, be sexing it up in Offscreensville?"

*dying*

[babydee1.livejournal.com]

If there's one thing I gained from watching Smallville, it's having awesome people like you on my f-list. This is awesome, and I can't stop laughing!

Thanks for this, Meimi - it makes watching the actual Smallville more bearable! Fantastic artwork! :)

[angryscientist.livejournal.com]

Love your anime style, your writing is also hilarious :D Thanks!

[lilisullivan.livejournal.com]

i love your drawings!

[kissme-myfool.livejournal.com]

nice!

fucking, definitely fucking.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

OMGGGG LOOOVEEEEEEEEE <3 <3 <3!!!!

I can't pick a favorite because one involves Doomy shirtlessness and the other involves ~ambigous~ sexing! Also it involves Doomy eating Lois and Chlark being like "Oh wellz lol!" THIS SHOULD BE THE SHOW.

Doomy and Me would be ratings gold! Why does the CW never listen to our genius ideas?

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I have another one in my sketchbook I cannot wait to scan and color that explains the tricks Doomie can do.

P.S. idk if you've seen this already, but I need to mention: if Lionel's "Dolla Billz In Ma Hair" single ever comes out, I want the cover art photo to look like this. (OH ARASHI, THERE IS NEVER ANY NEED TO MANIP ANYTHING WITH YOU BECAUSE YOUR REAL PHOTOSHOOTS ARE CRAZIER THAN ANYTHING WE COULD IMAGINE.)

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Yes! I can't wait! Obviously we've seen the 'kill and dismember' trick but I feel like that's just the tip of the iceberg with Doomie! I bet he can play dead and not eat cupcakes placed in front of him too!

Oh. my. GAWD! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I just...I opened the picture and literally just stared at it with STAINS face for like five minutes. Oh Sho! You don't have to put on that red light! Now I cannot stop imagining it with Lionel instead for his hit single "Dolla Billz In Ma Hair" only instead of the billz in Sho's pants they would be in his hair.

....I'm still not over that picture! LOL!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Oh man. You know Clark is enough of an asshole that he would do that just for kicks. Except it would be MAC 'N CHEESE instead of cupcakes, and the diff is that Doomie can beat his skull in and take the mac 'n cheese by force, NOM NOM NOM.

I am not sure anything (in the future, not from Junior era lol) will EVER top that picture. It has everything. The stripper pole is covered in glitter. There's a disco ball. There is BLING.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

HAHA! YES! When Doomie goes on his killing spree, the first thing he's going to do anything raiding the pantry and nawing on Chloe's shoes will be to destroy everyone that made STAINS suffer that way! My god those cupcakes were taunting him!

I like the idea of Doomie being unable to resist the siren call of mac and cheese. OM NOM NOM! Don't mind me, just your neighborhood serial killer, saw you had some mac n cheese!

I am not sure anything (in the future, not from Junior era lol) will EVER top that picture. It has everything. The stripper pole is covered in glitter. There's a disco ball. There is BLING.
I'm pretty sure the pictures from the Junior era were guilty of human rights violations. Oh Arashi. The things they make you do.

Seriously though. That picture makes me laugh so hard. THE GLITTER EVERYWHERE. The hat with the dolla dolla billz stuck in it! BLING! It's so amazing. Everytime I see it I start to sing "Shoooo! You don't need to put on that red light! You don't need to sell your body to Johnny's the nighhhhhttt!" I think that's probably a normal reaction.

[startredder.livejournal.com]

Please don't move the ridiculous Smallville art to another journal. It is so, so nice to see you producing things and having fun with them - your art always has such /joy/ and a definite Meimi-ness to it.

And I don't want to have to friend a Smallville-related journal just to keep up with it. THINK OF MY PRIDE.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

But I don't liiike posting them against my layout background, I think they would look much cleaner on the classic LJ white, but I don't want to change my layout just for this because I love my layout. And I could organize everything better.

And if I make the journal I'm naming it "doomieandme." Which doesn't have SV anywhere in the title, so hopefully the cool kids will still let you sit at their lunch table if you have it friended.

[vivamexico.livejournal.com]

Oh Lois. We hardly knew ye!

Good stuff.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And, omg, icon love. XD

[therelic.livejournal.com]

I think enjoy your drawings more than the actual show. But I hope you won't find that too surprising.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Nah, in the last post people who are actually in fandom told me the same thing. But there's little that isn't more enjoyable than the show, so...

[llenka.livejournal.com]

please post the first one on tumblr, i want to reblog it so bad XDD