HA HA HA WHAT A STORY CLARK

[meimichi]

I don't even know why this popped into my head but then I HAD TO DO IT

Comments

[startredder.livejournal.com]

But ... but how will he suicide himself at the end? Kryptonite bullets?!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Why not, Lex has enough to go around.

Must resist urge to make Clark/Lex BUT HE'S YOUR BEST FRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEND ones next.

[startredder.livejournal.com]

Oh Lex must you make a Kryptonite everything? I bet he has a Kryptonite trampoline in his back yard with the swimming pool full of Kryptonite-infused water and the Kryptonite diving board with a bunch of Kryptonite lawn gnomes to watch.

I'm sorry I was given to understand Smallville makes one incapable of resisting terrible urges.

[typicrobots.livejournal.com]

SHE IS YOUR FUTURE WIFE, CLARK.

[marikology.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

[angryscientist.livejournal.com]

DO IT DO IT DOOO ITTT

[angryscientist.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

*catches breath*

You always manage to outdo yourself with these... I LOVE YOUUU ♥♥♥

[legendarytobes.livejournal.com]

YESSSS.

[legendarytobes.livejournal.com]

So hilarious.

Funny story, Nyo.

[chiri-chan.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. OH MY GODDDDDDD.

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Oh Lex must you make a Kryptonite everything? I bet he has a Kryptonite trampoline in his back yard with the swimming pool full of Kryptonite-infused water and the Kryptonite diving board with a bunch of Kryptonite lawn gnomes to watch.

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....*sudden craving for kryptonite ice cream*

[bell]

RIP IT ALL OFF, CLARK

:D :D :DDD

[startredder.livejournal.com]

In a Kryptonite-dipped waffle cone.

Also the waffle iron was made out of Kryptonite.

Versatile stuff, Kryptonite.

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Kryptonite: the new plastic! :3

(don't forget the kryptonite sprinkles...!)

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Well there was that episode about kryponite STRIDE gum. Kryponite: makes everything better!

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE BEST GIF TO EXIST. OMG. DYING.

Now I want a whole Smallville/Room crossover.

Clark: How's work today?
Lex: Oh pretty good, we got a new client, I did some evil stuff, I got a lot of money.
Clark: What client?
Lex: I cannot tell you. It's confidental. ANYWAY HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE?

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nom nom om ommmmmm

(Honestly, I didn't know about the GUM *__* OH THEY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING)

[chiri-chan.livejournal.com]

Oh my god yes.

MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

A WHOLE TUMBLR FOR IT.

MAKE IT EXIST!!!!11111

[apeygirl.livejournal.com]

I would DIE! Plus, Smallville has a thing for people hanging out on roofs already. This crossover was DESTINED!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

HE DID NAHT HIT HER. HE DID NAAAAAAAHT.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

There was gatorade too. :3

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. CAN I MAKE THAT ONE NEXT.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

YESSSS!!! This really needs to be a whole series of GIFs. Isn't Nois going to be wearing a red dress sometime soon? SV/The Room similiarities all over the place!