Oh Lex must you make a Kryptonite everything? I bet he has a Kryptonite trampoline in his back yard with the swimming pool full of Kryptonite-infused water and the Kryptonite diving board with a bunch of Kryptonite lawn gnomes to watch.
I'm sorry I was given to understand Smallville makes one incapable of resisting terrible urges.
Oh Lex must you make a Kryptonite everything? I bet he has a Kryptonite trampoline in his back yard with the swimming pool full of Kryptonite-infused water and the Kryptonite diving board with a bunch of Kryptonite lawn gnomes to watch.
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Must resist urge to make Clark/Lex BUT HE'S YOUR BEST FRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEND ones next.
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I'm sorry I was given to understand Smallville makes one incapable of resisting terrible urges.
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....*sudden craving for kryptonite ice cream*
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Also the waffle iron was made out of Kryptonite.
Versatile stuff, Kryptonite.
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(don't forget the kryptonite sprinkles...!)
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(Honestly, I didn't know about the GUM *__* OH THEY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING)
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