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"I feel sullied and unusual."
Went to see PotC a second time with
murasaki_kaze. It was much, much better the second time around. Then we went back to her place and watched Doctor Who. It was having one of its good weeks (I'm starting to think of the show as tragically bipolar).
While I was at her house, she found out that her EGL comms were warning everyone about Strikethroughgate, but I didn't realize it was such a big deal until I woke up yesterday morning. I spent the morning reading through it, and then spent my evening capping Dead Man's Chest and rewatching Slings & Arrows S1 with my brother (
mojotastic made a truly kickass picspam/videospam post for Slings & Arrows, hurrah!). After much laughing at Orlando Bloom and laughing at Darren Nichols (for very, very different reasons) I came back and then the apology was up.
So, in the aftermath of Strikethrough '07, here is


I love how he looks like, "WTF NO THIS IS NOT THE TEA I WANT!" Apparently Beckett learned Will's beverage preferences by the next movie.



PRETTY.



Will caps are generally only included in this picspam on the grounds of: 1) the composition was incredibly pretty, or 2) it made me laugh at Orlando Bloom. I just. He is so MOCKABLE. Why IS that?!

This one had the pretty going for it.

I actually skip the cannibal sequence when I watch it by myself, but I stay long enough for this.

Does Jack telling people that Will is a eunuch ever get old? NO.






"Look, an undead monkey! Top that!"


WET. JOHHNY DEPP. LOOKING DOWN. IN THE RAIN. THIS CAP: A++++


HURRAH FOR DIRTY!SEXY!NORRINGTON.
















"No. Persuade me!"
"Will taught me how to handle a sword!"
"As I said. Persuade me." HEE.

And then her, "Fine, have it your way!" look!

AND THE POUT!



And Norrington's all, "U RUN THRU FIANCEES LIKE TISSUE PAPER LOLZ!"

And the compass is all, "WAFFLES AHOY!"

And Elizabeth's all, "Waffles are sounding pretty good right about now....NO! BE STRONG!"

...I think there were scenes between this one and the previous, but...I think they were of Will being boring, so...








I seriously love this cap. I don't know why.







I have MAD love for this one. Because...EYELASHES!










They mostly bore me, but I don't really discriminate in picspams where pretty kissing is involved.


AND HOW CUTE DOES KEIRA LOOK HERE???





I LOVE THIS FIGHT SO MUCH. THERE ARE NOT WORDS. It's so much more showy than any fight in the first movie, but it has all the personal conflict missing in the third movie fights.

PLUS, THIS:

Hee.







"By your leave, Mr. Turner." Note how Jack Davenport makes this sound all sexy...


...while Orlando Bloom sounds like a prissy little girl when he copies it. AND I LAUGH.











ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER.

WILL GOING SPLASH. AHAHAHAHA











Jack + pretty composition + jar of dirt = OT3



I love Gibbs hugging Elizabeth! Hee!!

"Where is the thump-thump?"















OTPPPPPPPPPPPP






It kills me every single time, how proud he is of her.







I'm crazily in love with the bayou, by the way. I really felt like I was in the ride at this point.




THE END, WILL BE BACK IN NEXT MOVIE TO BRING ADDITIONAL AWESOME

bellanut tagged me for a meme where I post my favorites of my own picspams. But I actually haven't done all that many! And when I do they're usually just for episodes, unlike
bellanut's high-concept posts. But, here's my list:
5. David Tennant capspam.
Not my best ever in terms of quality, but the sheer volume of David Tennant makes up for it, y/y?
4. Smallville 6x21: Noir
Prettiest. Episode. Ever.
3. Shoujo Kakumei Utena: Adolescence Mokushiroku
I keep meaning to redo this 'cause this is way too short for the PRETTIEST MOVIE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. But it really is the PRETTIEST MOVIE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
2. Hanadan S1: A Recap
In which I cover the important plot points, and the far more important picspam of Tsukasa's atrocious S1 coats.
1. Hebi Yori Dango (AKA, There Are Motherfucking Snakes On Tsukasa's Motherfucking Plane)
I am not sure I will ever top this. Ever.
_jems_ did this while adding the picspams that only exist in her head, which I am copying too. *g* I'm probably going to get around to most of these now it's summer, at least I hope so!
5. Slings & Arrows general picspam.
4. Chloe's Hair: the good, the bad, the ugly, and an investigative report into Where It All Went Wrong In S6 With The Bangs.
3. Top 25 Chloe/Clark moments. Not necessarily 25, I don't even have a list, but there would eventually be a set number and a countdown list and picspam to go with it and stuff.
2. Chlionel general picspam, done in chronological order. Mostly so I can geek out over them, and for added hilarity you would get to see them go from unsettling UST, to Underground Railroad, to LOL PASS THE YAMS! in several easy steps.
1. Hana Yori Dango = Veronica Mars S1. In the tradition of
crackers4jenn's "Buffy = VM" and
bellanut's "The West Wing = VM" posts. I have actually seen a thread in VM comms where people agreed that Meteor Garden = VM, so I know I'm not alone. I actually have this mostly written up and I know the beats I want to hit, but I'm not sure where I stashed my Hanadan S1 DVD to actually take the caps I need.
mojotastic and I are apparently going to be taking over the
chlionel comm. How perfect is that?
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While I was at her house, she found out that her EGL comms were warning everyone about Strikethroughgate, but I didn't realize it was such a big deal until I woke up yesterday morning. I spent the morning reading through it, and then spent my evening capping Dead Man's Chest and rewatching Slings & Arrows S1 with my brother (
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So, in the aftermath of Strikethrough '07, here is


I love how he looks like, "WTF NO THIS IS NOT THE TEA I WANT!" Apparently Beckett learned Will's beverage preferences by the next movie.



PRETTY.



Will caps are generally only included in this picspam on the grounds of: 1) the composition was incredibly pretty, or 2) it made me laugh at Orlando Bloom. I just. He is so MOCKABLE. Why IS that?!

This one had the pretty going for it.

I actually skip the cannibal sequence when I watch it by myself, but I stay long enough for this.

Does Jack telling people that Will is a eunuch ever get old? NO.






"Look, an undead monkey! Top that!"


WET. JOHHNY DEPP. LOOKING DOWN. IN THE RAIN. THIS CAP: A++++


HURRAH FOR DIRTY!SEXY!NORRINGTON.
















"No. Persuade me!"
"Will taught me how to handle a sword!"
"As I said. Persuade me." HEE.

And then her, "Fine, have it your way!" look!

AND THE POUT!



And Norrington's all, "U RUN THRU FIANCEES LIKE TISSUE PAPER LOLZ!"

And the compass is all, "WAFFLES AHOY!"

And Elizabeth's all, "Waffles are sounding pretty good right about now....NO! BE STRONG!"

...I think there were scenes between this one and the previous, but...I think they were of Will being boring, so...








I seriously love this cap. I don't know why.







I have MAD love for this one. Because...EYELASHES!










They mostly bore me, but I don't really discriminate in picspams where pretty kissing is involved.


AND HOW CUTE DOES KEIRA LOOK HERE???





I LOVE THIS FIGHT SO MUCH. THERE ARE NOT WORDS. It's so much more showy than any fight in the first movie, but it has all the personal conflict missing in the third movie fights.

PLUS, THIS:

Hee.







"By your leave, Mr. Turner." Note how Jack Davenport makes this sound all sexy...


...while Orlando Bloom sounds like a prissy little girl when he copies it. AND I LAUGH.











ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER.

WILL GOING SPLASH. AHAHAHAHA











Jack + pretty composition + jar of dirt = OT3



I love Gibbs hugging Elizabeth! Hee!!

"Where is the thump-thump?"















OTPPPPPPPPPPPP






It kills me every single time, how proud he is of her.







I'm crazily in love with the bayou, by the way. I really felt like I was in the ride at this point.




THE END, WILL BE BACK IN NEXT MOVIE TO BRING ADDITIONAL AWESOME

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5. David Tennant capspam.
Not my best ever in terms of quality, but the sheer volume of David Tennant makes up for it, y/y?
4. Smallville 6x21: Noir
Prettiest. Episode. Ever.
3. Shoujo Kakumei Utena: Adolescence Mokushiroku
I keep meaning to redo this 'cause this is way too short for the PRETTIEST MOVIE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. But it really is the PRETTIEST MOVIE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
2. Hanadan S1: A Recap
In which I cover the important plot points, and the far more important picspam of Tsukasa's atrocious S1 coats.
1. Hebi Yori Dango (AKA, There Are Motherfucking Snakes On Tsukasa's Motherfucking Plane)
I am not sure I will ever top this. Ever.
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5. Slings & Arrows general picspam.
4. Chloe's Hair: the good, the bad, the ugly, and an investigative report into Where It All Went Wrong In S6 With The Bangs.
3. Top 25 Chloe/Clark moments. Not necessarily 25, I don't even have a list, but there would eventually be a set number and a countdown list and picspam to go with it and stuff.
2. Chlionel general picspam, done in chronological order. Mostly so I can geek out over them, and for added hilarity you would get to see them go from unsettling UST, to Underground Railroad, to LOL PASS THE YAMS! in several easy steps.
1. Hana Yori Dango = Veronica Mars S1. In the tradition of
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I loved Rose while she was there, but honestly it doesn't make that much sense for the Doctor to be all, "CRYYYYYY!!!! ROSE IS GONNNNNNNE!!!" because how many other companions did he have before her that he never talked about? It seems like crappy continuity, plus all of the whining is not helping the healing process, and it's just not making anyone look good.
I think my favorite Darren moment still has to be the swordfight. And just...everything with the East Hastings musical. Especially when he proclaims that they're going to remove the plot and replace it with inappropriate dance numbers!
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THAT MANIP WITH THE HAT AND THE PONY AND. AND. BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. EVER. I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW AWESOME THAT IS.
I know I'll never top the Hanadan Snakes on a Plane picspam. It's tragic, really, to reach the pinnacle of my LJ career so early in life. :(
I actually took the caps for the Chloe!hair picspam and lost them, but it's actually REALLY hard to tell where it all went tragically wrong. Because I think there was some kind of weird...sub-bang point? Where everyone knew the hair was not as it should be, but it still didn't actually look bad because of the styling? 'Cause I think they cut around "Static," but they made it look so awesome in the barn scene and stuff. Then "Subterranean" threw me for a loop because it was filmed out of order and was back to being awesome hair again. And "Hydro" was extreme, but I prefer it when they curl the fuck out of it to the more recent styles when it's just limp. CRY.
The Lois picspam sounds like pure brilliance...if you can stand to sit through all of the Lois scenes again. That would totally break me. (Did you ever watch "Crimson"?) The Chlark one sounds way safer and saner. And prettier.
We can take over the internets with Chlionel! Hee! It's DESTINY!
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Perhaps one day....one day you will reach such heights of awesome again. But I have no idea how. Because I still laugh to this day even thinking about it.
SEE! This is why I need pictorial evidence...to help us get through this trying time. I mean, it went from me loving her hair in s5 to....what happened to those bangs? See! This is why you don't mess with the Luthors. They will take you down, one unfortunate hairstyle at a time until you are wearing a hair helmet! (and ugly shoes and ur boyfriend sux!1!)
Oh please. There is NO WAY I would cap the scenes myself. I'm not *that* huge a glutton for punishment. I'd just hit up an ED fansite for caps. I watched Crimson and....I still feel unclean, months afterwards.
(The Chlark one will *definitly* be prettier. That's pretty much a given.)
WORLD PEACE THROUGH CHILONEL!