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Oh, Smallville. With only eleven episodes left, it is hard to imagine a world without you.

A sentiment that only grows more strong today, when I realize that soon...

We will have to face a world without Herman. ;w;

Okay. I actually kind of like this poster and it's probably the best work Herman has ever done. The sentiment of NEO IS OUT, RED AND BLUE IS IN is pretty groovy. But it would not be Herman if Routh!Supes did not match with Tom's pose, like, at all.

I was like, "OH HERMAN. TO IMAGINE THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE THE FINAL PHOTOSHOP DISASTER..."

(TRUE, THERE WILL BE OTHER PHOTOSHOP DISASTERS, BUT NONE SHALL BE AS MEMORABLE AS HERMAN'S. )

I am also slightly disappointed in the "Destiny is now" tagline. COME ON, SHOW. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS. We all remember THE SINGLE GREATEST AD CAMPAIGN OF OUR TIME. And when the CW launched with their EXTREMELY EDUCATIONAL campaign teaching us highly complex geometrical concepts!

TRY HARDER, SHOW. I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN YOU TO BE EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS. ♥

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Almost as terrible as taking forty cakes?

Almost! But nothing is quite that terrible.

(Sarri decorated a birthday cake with that Superdiary entry one year. It was basically the best thing ever.)

LEX LUTHOR FAKED FORTY BABIES

THAT IS AS MANY AS FOUR TENS

AND THAT'S TERRIBLE

(OMG. Do you have pictures?!! WANT.)

So was that all with Lana, or did he find 40 different Superman love interests to fake-impregnate?

(I think Sarri does. I SHALL ASK.)

I'm sure there were others. Lex slept with THIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN WOMEN! That's how Clark found out he was EVOL, you see!

Now he is so evol I am sure casual sex with twenty-seven more girls to fake-impregnate would be all in a supervillain's day's work!

Man, that is true. I am sure I have never heard of anything quite so evil.

Let's see, he can fake impregnate Lana and Lois and Lori Lamarre ... that's probably all the relevant L's I can think of off the top of my head ... and Saturn Girl ... Supergirl ... Power Girl ... um ... Ma Kent ...

We haven't had Power Girl on SV. :x Or Lori either. THOUGH PERHAPS LEX WOULD FIND THEM.

I think you have to take Ma Kent off the list. Lex would never do that. Clark would NEVER sleep with him if he did. :(

... It is probably good Power Girl hasn't been on Smallville. I'm not sure anyone could handle that. (Man, if I was writing Smallville, I would have totally found an excuse to bring in Superman's mermaid robot girlfriend AGES ago. SO THAT LEX COULD BONE HER. Or whatever robot mermaids do.)

I think you are underestimating both the powerful allure of Ma Kent and of Lex's EVOL.

And the need to bone the ladies in Clark Kent's life.

ikr? Mermaid robot girlfriends are right up Smallville's alley. We had Mera two months ago, but the actress was the worst evah and she mostly just wore no clothes.

AND I THINK YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE NOT-SO-SECRET LONGING LEX HAS FOR CLARK'S ASS.

You know what the only conclusion is? ROBOT MERMAID GIRLFRIENDS ARE TOO GOOD FOR SMALLVILLE.

I rate Ma Kent as higher than Clark Kent on Smallville ALWAYS IN EVERY WAY.

(Man, has it been the Blue Beetle and Booster Gold episode yeeeeeeet?)

Well also Ma Kent was the object of Lionel's desire and that might be too weird for Lex given that when Lionel banged his sort-of-girlfriend he was like D: D: D: D: D: D:

It's episode 17, so it should be the first episode back in April for the final run. They haven't even shot it yet.

Therefore banging Ma Kent would be payback - NAKED LUTHOR STYLE.

ffffffffffff SMALLVILLE I USE YOU FOR ONLY ONE THING AND THAT IS AWFUL CAMEOS OF MY FAVOURITE DUDES (okay, and vicarious lulz) GET WITH IT.

April is forever away.