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[meimichi]

Oh, Smallville. With only eleven episodes left, it is hard to imagine a world without you.

A sentiment that only grows more strong today, when I realize that soon...

We will have to face a world without Herman. ;w;

Okay. I actually kind of like this poster and it's probably the best work Herman has ever done. The sentiment of NEO IS OUT, RED AND BLUE IS IN is pretty groovy. But it would not be Herman if Routh!Supes did not match with Tom's pose, like, at all.

I was like, "OH HERMAN. TO IMAGINE THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE THE FINAL PHOTOSHOP DISASTER..."

(TRUE, THERE WILL BE OTHER PHOTOSHOP DISASTERS, BUT NONE SHALL BE AS MEMORABLE AS HERMAN'S. )

I am also slightly disappointed in the "Destiny is now" tagline. COME ON, SHOW. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS. We all remember THE SINGLE GREATEST AD CAMPAIGN OF OUR TIME. And when the CW launched with their EXTREMELY EDUCATIONAL campaign teaching us highly complex geometrical concepts!

TRY HARDER, SHOW. I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN YOU TO BE EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS. ♥

Comments

[twistedlyn.livejournal.com]

I think Herman does quite well when it comes to fan art. Yes, there are some people who are better, but his fan art isn't bad.

I would be much more impressed with his fan art if he didn't use pictures that were 4 1/2 years old. But I guess he gets his images from Andreas, same as the rest of us.

[startredder.livejournal.com]

Tagline misread time is GO: Disney is now. (Really, brain? Really?)

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

CLARK KENT, AFTER TEN YEARS OF DICKING AROUND, YOU FINALLY BECAME SUPERMAN! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW????? :D

[startredder.livejournal.com]

GO TO DISNEYLAND AND BE A DICK TO GOOFY!!!!

While Nois presumably dresses up as slutty Snow White or something.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

...oh, Ingrid. You've been reading my LJ way too long. D:

[startredder.livejournal.com]

Everything I know about Smallville I learned from you.

I LEARNED IT FROM YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

AT LEAST YOU LEARNED ABOUT IT FROM ME AND NOT FROM THE *~WRONG PEOPLE~* OKAY

[startredder.livejournal.com]

GASP. WOULD THESE PEOPLE KEEP ME FROM KNOWING THE TRUTH?

WOULD THEY ... TELL ME SECRETS AND LIES?!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

THEY MIGHT!!

THERE COULD BE SECRETS AND LIES ABOUT...OH, I DON'T KNOW...

A FAKE BABY?!?!?!

[startredder.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! Meimi, no one would ever lie about a /baby/.

That would be /terrible/.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Almost as terrible as taking forty cakes?

[startredder.livejournal.com]

Almost! But nothing is quite that terrible.

(Sarri decorated a birthday cake with that Superdiary entry one year. It was basically the best thing ever.)

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

LEX LUTHOR FAKED FORTY BABIES

THAT IS AS MANY AS FOUR TENS

AND THAT'S TERRIBLE

(OMG. Do you have pictures?!! WANT.)

[startredder.livejournal.com]

So was that all with Lana, or did he find 40 different Superman love interests to fake-impregnate?

(I think Sarri does. I SHALL ASK.)

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there were others. Lex slept with THIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN WOMEN! That's how Clark found out he was EVOL, you see!

Now he is so evol I am sure casual sex with twenty-seven more girls to fake-impregnate would be all in a supervillain's day's work!

[startredder.livejournal.com]

Man, that is true. I am sure I have never heard of anything quite so evil.

Let's see, he can fake impregnate Lana and Lois and Lori Lamarre ... that's probably all the relevant L's I can think of off the top of my head ... and Saturn Girl ... Supergirl ... Power Girl ... um ... Ma Kent ...

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

We haven't had Power Girl on SV. :x Or Lori either. THOUGH PERHAPS LEX WOULD FIND THEM.

I think you have to take Ma Kent off the list. Lex would never do that. Clark would NEVER sleep with him if he did. :(

[startredder.livejournal.com]

... It is probably good Power Girl hasn't been on Smallville. I'm not sure anyone could handle that. (Man, if I was writing Smallville, I would have totally found an excuse to bring in Superman's mermaid robot girlfriend AGES ago. SO THAT LEX COULD BONE HER. Or whatever robot mermaids do.)

I think you are underestimating both the powerful allure of Ma Kent and of Lex's EVOL.

And the need to bone the ladies in Clark Kent's life.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

ikr? Mermaid robot girlfriends are right up Smallville's alley. We had Mera two months ago, but the actress was the worst evah and she mostly just wore no clothes.

AND I THINK YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE NOT-SO-SECRET LONGING LEX HAS FOR CLARK'S ASS.

[startredder.livejournal.com]

You know what the only conclusion is? ROBOT MERMAID GIRLFRIENDS ARE TOO GOOD FOR SMALLVILLE.

I rate Ma Kent as higher than Clark Kent on Smallville ALWAYS IN EVERY WAY.

(Man, has it been the Blue Beetle and Booster Gold episode yeeeeeeet?)

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Well also Ma Kent was the object of Lionel's desire and that might be too weird for Lex given that when Lionel banged his sort-of-girlfriend he was like D: D: D: D: D: D:

It's episode 17, so it should be the first episode back in April for the final run. They haven't even shot it yet.

[startredder.livejournal.com]

Therefore banging Ma Kent would be payback - NAKED LUTHOR STYLE.

ffffffffffff SMALLVILLE I USE YOU FOR ONLY ONE THING AND THAT IS AWFUL CAMEOS OF MY FAVOURITE DUDES (okay, and vicarious lulz) GET WITH IT.

April is forever away.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Our life will be much more empty without the masterpieces of Smallville promotion. I had completely forgotten about the Good Sex, Bad Lex one, although I think that has to go down in history as one of the best/worst promos of all time. OF ALL TIME. IMMA LET YOU FINISH TRIANGLE EDUCATION PROMO.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE GREATEST/WORST PROMO OF ALL TIME (OF ALL TIME!)?

Triangle education is the best because they also used Lex in his pimp coat. I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT CAMPAIGN CHOSE TO BE.

[wwg23.livejournal.com]

"Destiny is Now" with Clark in his Neo outfit and the Supes logo behind him? Really?! Is that Clark's density? I think the poster is pretty but it misses the mark.

At least Nois isn't in front of Clark. *eye roll*

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

The suit is reflected underneath him. I like the concept of Neo leaving to give way to Supes, they've been playing on that with the promos this year as well. Herman's rarely that clever.

[wwg23.livejournal.com]

The suit is reflected underneath him.

I noticed that. But doesn't Clark have a leather red jacket now?

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

They didn't take photos of him wearing it.

[wwg23.livejournal.com]

Looking at it again, Clark has his hands in his pocket. Where are his hands in the reflection? Just saying...

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

That's how you know it's Herman!

[marikology.livejournal.com]

I did not know the existence of the Good sex bad Lex promo. My mind is blown.

I'm glad Nois isn't there either. Ugh.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

HOW DID YOU MISS IT, IT IS MY FAVORITE AD CAMPAIGN OF ALL TIME <333

[apeygirl.livejournal.com]

I had no idea, either. My jaw dropped when I read that. What were they thinking? Considering Clark has had sex about twice, it was a LIE.

Also they should take Lana out of that and just leave Clex staring homoerotically into the camera. That would be a sexy promo.

[excelaunt.livejournal.com]

Good Sex, Bad Lex--- that was really a CW campaign?

Herman's come a long, long way.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

That was a WB campaign! :D THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

DENSITY IS NAOOOH

[angryscientist.livejournal.com]

Good sex, bad Lex, bow chica wow wow!

And not true, triangles have four sides but they always forget the blondes on this show.

Re: DENSITY IS NAOOOH

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Not true, there was a Clark/Chloe/Jimmy version of the poster too. XD

[savingpeople.livejournal.com]

The triangle one will always be my favorite.

The new one is a cool concept, but I HATE CLARK IN THAT ALL BLACK. That's Luthorian and I hate it for Clark. I get that they probably thought the black would be a good balance to bring the red/blue in the Supes reflection out, but Chi suggested him looking like a DP reporter would have been a better option...which I would have LOVED.

They should've had him in a suit or something with the glasses and the Supes reflection below.

Also, the text for the Destiny tag is super small. I don't think they really mean it :)

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I don't like Clark in all black in general but that's exactly why I like the concept in how it's like, "LOOK WE'RE GETTING RID OF IT!" The first version of their music video promo this year had Neo, and then they got rid of all the Neo clips for the second version and showed him just in red and blue. So it seems like a steady theme this year, which I like.