HA HA HA WHAT A STORY CLARK

[meimichi]

I don't even know why this popped into my head but then I HAD TO DO IT

Comments

[startredder.livejournal.com]

But ... but how will he suicide himself at the end? Kryptonite bullets?!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Why not, Lex has enough to go around.

Must resist urge to make Clark/Lex BUT HE'S YOUR BEST FRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEND ones next.

[startredder.livejournal.com]

Oh Lex must you make a Kryptonite everything? I bet he has a Kryptonite trampoline in his back yard with the swimming pool full of Kryptonite-infused water and the Kryptonite diving board with a bunch of Kryptonite lawn gnomes to watch.

I'm sorry I was given to understand Smallville makes one incapable of resisting terrible urges.

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Oh Lex must you make a Kryptonite everything? I bet he has a Kryptonite trampoline in his back yard with the swimming pool full of Kryptonite-infused water and the Kryptonite diving board with a bunch of Kryptonite lawn gnomes to watch.

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....*sudden craving for kryptonite ice cream*

[startredder.livejournal.com]

In a Kryptonite-dipped waffle cone.

Also the waffle iron was made out of Kryptonite.

Versatile stuff, Kryptonite.

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Kryptonite: the new plastic! :3

(don't forget the kryptonite sprinkles...!)

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Well there was that episode about kryponite STRIDE gum. Kryponite: makes everything better!

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nom nom om ommmmmm

(Honestly, I didn't know about the GUM *__* OH THEY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING)

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

There was gatorade too. :3

[angryscientist.livejournal.com]

DO IT DO IT DOOO ITTT

[legendarytobes.livejournal.com]

YESSSS.