I imagine it like every time Lex is right on the verge of seeing the truth via his binoculars, Clark walks in front of his line of vision. Shirtless and wet. For no reason. WHY HASN'T THE CW CALLED US YET, THIS IS RATINGS GOLD.
He would have another room like the CoCK all just devoted to the wacky Doomie hijinks. And there would be another glamour shot of Clark in it, for no apparent reason! Yesss! And Tess would be the one getting all the badass supervillain shit done in Offscreensville and keeping up Lex's reputation!
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Date: 2009-03-31 04:16 am (UTC)He would have another room like the CoCK all just devoted to the wacky Doomie hijinks. And there would be another glamour shot of Clark in it, for no apparent reason!
Yesss! And Tess would be the one getting all the badass supervillain shit done in Offscreensville and keeping up Lex's reputation!