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BRB DYING.

I went out to dinner tonight and then was like, "OH NO I HAVE TO GET HOME IN TIME FOR SUNANARE SO THE NIGHTMARE CAN BE OVER THAT MUCH FASTER."

( Sunao ni Narenakute finale: NOOOOO DON'T GET ON THE PLAAAAAANE I LOOOOOOVE YOU, THE THRILLING CONCLUSION. )

My ideal ending for this would have been for zombie Ryo to rise from the dead in a bloodsoaked wedding dress and to run around pushing the entire cast down stairs one by one. CALL ME, FUJI. I'VE GOT IDEAS.

"Okay, so, hey, this moment actually might not totally suck if they don't play really bad melodramatic pop music over it!"

"*BAD MELODRAMATIC "I'M GAY FOR EITA!" POP MUSIC BEGINS ON CUE*"

"Yeah, okay, fuck this show."



AND THEN EVERYONE SET UP A SYSTEM WHERE THEY TIME-SHARED EITA ON A WEEKLY BASIS

THE END

(I can't believe that three out of four of the other main cast members are hot for Nakaji. I mean, obviously I consider Eita to be ultra *~dreamy~*, so that really says something about how unappealing Nakaji's personality is. ...but I guess he's in good company among a whole cast full of unappealing personalities, so no wonder everyone likes him.)

Okay, I'm all caught up on this now, and thank goodness I will never have to marathon that shit again. Only two more hours left of my life to waste on this trainwreck!

A NOTE TO FUJI TELEVISION

REGARDING THE MATTER OF A CERTAIN WORST DRAMA EVER

( THE CASE IN WHICH EVERYONE IN THIS DRAMA ARE ASSHOLES SO I AM JUST IN IT FOR THE RPF FACTOR AND SO HELP ME FUJI IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME FULFILLMENT I WILL GO DOWN THERE )

Also am spending much of the drama still yelling at the screen, asking Eita how he can possibly be such a *~dreamboat~*. I totally resent this cast for making me watch something this ridiculously bad, but it would be so much worse without Eita fulfilling his role as eye candy.

THANK YOU EITA FOR BEING A *~DREAMBOAT~*

LEAVE ME ALONE

THEY ARE PRETTY AND THIS DRAMA IS GOOD FOR NOTHING ELSE

SURE AS HELL NOT REAL ENTERTAINMENT



( Sunao ni Narenakute 1&2: Eita and Juri )