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Also a longer press release was issued for MR's return, which has the same quotes as the original TVLine article, but this part is interesting:

Rosenbaum exited at the end of season seven after Lex confronted Clark (Tom Welling) in the Fortress of Solitude. Years of secrets came to a head as Clark’s former friend finally discovered the truth about Clark’s alien heritage. The rivalry between the two culminated into a final showdown and crumbled, literally, under an icy avalanche as the Fortress fell. Lex’s body was never found. Now, Lex has risen from the ashes to fulfill his place in destiny as Clark Kent’s greatest nemesis.

LEX'S BODY WAS NEVER FOUND

SOUNDS LIKE NEITHER DARTH NOR AN MR VERSION OF VOLDEMORT. :')

MY BB IS BACK, ACCEPT NO CRAPPY CLONED SUBSTITUTES

THE ONLY WAY THIS PRESS RELEASE COULD MAKE ME HAPPIER IS IF IT WERE AMENDED TO SAY, "YEARS OF SECRETS AND LIES CAME TO A HEAD..."

24 HOURS AND WAY TOO MANY REWATCHES LATER:

Did you know it's actually possible to make the, "!!! ASK;RAEFN'AWENAWFNEW'FNA''AE!!1111!!!!1!111!!" keymashing sound out loud?

THIS SCENE IS PROVING THAT I CAN.

...in between inserting my own dialogue into the mix, as I almost always do with SV, because my dialogue is usually better.

"YOU'RE NOT CHLOE! SHE'S MUCH SHORTER! THUS YOU ARE IRRELEVANT, OLIVER!"

"JAAAAAAW CLENNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH!!!!!"

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T OLLIE!"

"FUCK YOU OLLIE! FUCK YOU FOR SAYING WHAT CHLOE AND DOOMIE HAVE IS REAL!"

"OKAY FINE I KNOW HER SENDING ME TO ALASKA LOOKS BAD ON THE SURFACE BUT FUCK YOU FOR NOTICING!"

"CLENCHIN MA JAW AGAIIIIIIN!"

"Man, I had better hair back in high school. I should get bangs again."

"OMG I KNEW WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL!!!!!! EAT IT, OLIVER QUEEN! EAT IT!"

"...I'M HAVING A FEELING. IT'S NOT ABOUT LANA. OR PIE. OR GUILT. THIS IS SO CONFUSING!"

"...CHLOE?? ...CHLOE?? ...FUCKING PHONE!!"

"CABINET SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!"

"TINY BLONDE MAKING CLARK HAVE CONFUSING FEELINGS! IN HIS PANTS"

...shut up, I've been watching this shit since high school and am looking at payoff after this show ruining my life for years! I'm allowed to be irrational and ridiculous! I have earned it.

Yes, I did this before, but only with two out of three. Now it's all three scenes, and much more *~complete~*.

SHUT UP. I HAVE A PROBLEM. I DID NOT FEEL THE OLD ONE WAS QUITE OBSESSIVE ENOUGH.



( Vessel/Abyss/Infamous comparison picspam. )

( Smallville 8x09: Abyss picspam. )

"Bride" promo: The wedding color scheme in the promos makes it pretty clear as to the Brainiac question. Like Chloe would stand for orange and yellow as her wedding colors if James Marsters weren't the one still driving. SO FUG. Her wedding dress is gorgeous, though!