I imagine it like every time Lex is right on the verge of seeing the truth via his binoculars, Clark walks in front of his line of vision. Shirtless and wet. HAHAHA! YES! The CW needs to pick this up yesterday! And Lex would be like "Curses! Foiled again by Clark's abs!" I now have this hilarious mental image of Lex about to zoom in on Doomie and then Clark comes out and washes his car, shirtless, in slo-mo while tossing his hair and giggling randomly for no reason. This show would be RATINGS GOLD.
And Tess would be the one getting all the badass supervillain shit done in Offscreensville and keeping up Lex's reputation! LOL! You know it! Tess would be like "I'm tried of telling people my name is Lex Luthor! It's time to get to supervillian work Lex!" And Lex would just be like "HE'S NOT DONE WASHING THE CAR WOMAN!"
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Date: 2009-03-31 04:26 am (UTC)HAHAHA! YES! The CW needs to pick this up yesterday! And Lex would be like "Curses! Foiled again by Clark's abs!" I now have this hilarious mental image of Lex about to zoom in on Doomie and then Clark comes out and washes his car, shirtless, in slo-mo while tossing his hair and giggling randomly for no reason. This show would be RATINGS GOLD.
And Tess would be the one getting all the badass supervillain shit done in Offscreensville and keeping up Lex's reputation!
LOL! You know it! Tess would be like "I'm tried of telling people my name is Lex Luthor! It's time to get to supervillian work Lex!" And Lex would just be like "HE'S NOT DONE WASHING THE CAR WOMAN!"