"Curses! Foiled again by Clark's abs!" I now have this hilarious mental image of Lex about to zoom in on Doomie and then Clark comes out and washes his car, shirtless, in slo-mo while tossing his hair and giggling randomly for no reason. This show would be RATINGS GOLD. OMG YES. In slo-mo, doing the ridic Paris Hilton poses from the Carl's Jr. commercials!!
YES. "Lex, you can't send someone else to the supervillain conference. The other supervillains will never take you seriously if you don't go in person!"
"But I feel like I'm right on the verge of a breakthrough! Also I just sneaked over to Clark's place and smeared mud all over his truck! Can't you just wear a bald cap, walk backwards so everyone only sees the back of your head, and talk in a scary voice so everyone just thinks it's me?"
"WTF is wrong with you, you dumbshit? Nobody would ever buy that."
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Date: 2009-03-31 04:52 am (UTC)OMG YES. In slo-mo, doing the ridic Paris Hilton poses from the Carl's Jr. commercials!!
YES. "Lex, you can't send someone else to the supervillain conference. The other supervillains will never take you seriously if you don't go in person!"
"But I feel like I'm right on the verge of a breakthrough! Also I just sneaked over to Clark's place and smeared mud all over his truck! Can't you just wear a bald cap, walk backwards so everyone only sees the back of your head, and talk in a scary voice so everyone just thinks it's me?"
"WTF is wrong with you, you dumbshit? Nobody would ever buy that."