meimichi: (smallville + fake baby)
meimichi ([personal profile] meimichi) wrote2009-05-02 08:39 pm

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24 HOURS AND WAY TOO MANY REWATCHES LATER:

Did you know it's actually possible to make the, "!!! ASK;RAEFN'AWENAWFNEW'FNA''AE!!1111!!!!1!111!!" keymashing sound out loud?

THIS SCENE IS PROVING THAT I CAN.

...in between inserting my own dialogue into the mix, as I almost always do with SV, because my dialogue is usually better.

"YOU'RE NOT CHLOE! SHE'S MUCH SHORTER! THUS YOU ARE IRRELEVANT, OLIVER!"

"JAAAAAAW CLENNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH!!!!!"

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T OLLIE!"

"FUCK YOU OLLIE! FUCK YOU FOR SAYING WHAT CHLOE AND DOOMIE HAVE IS REAL!"

"OKAY FINE I KNOW HER SENDING ME TO ALASKA LOOKS BAD ON THE SURFACE BUT FUCK YOU FOR NOTICING!"

"CLENCHIN MA JAW AGAIIIIIIN!"

"Man, I had better hair back in high school. I should get bangs again."

"OMG I KNEW WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL!!!!!! EAT IT, OLIVER QUEEN! EAT IT!"

"...I'M HAVING A FEELING. IT'S NOT ABOUT LANA. OR PIE. OR GUILT. THIS IS SO CONFUSING!"

"...CHLOE?? ...CHLOE?? ...FUCKING PHONE!!"

"CABINET SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!"

"TINY BLONDE MAKING CLARK HAVE CONFUSING FEELINGS! IN HIS PANTS"

...shut up, I've been watching this shit since high school and am looking at payoff after this show ruining my life for years! I'm allowed to be irrational and ridiculous! I have earned it.

[identity profile] chiri-chan.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
I think my favorite part was the scene was so intense that they didn't even show off what brand phone Clark was using when they went to the closeup. You know it's serious when SV is too busy to be a whore.

Word. I noticed that really with both his and hers, it's like "We aren't taking out out of the moment with traditional product placement here!"