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[meimichi]

24 HOURS AND WAY TOO MANY REWATCHES LATER:

Did you know it's actually possible to make the, "!!! ASK;RAEFN'AWENAWFNEW'FNA''AE!!1111!!!!1!111!!" keymashing sound out loud?

THIS SCENE IS PROVING THAT I CAN.

...in between inserting my own dialogue into the mix, as I almost always do with SV, because my dialogue is usually better.

"YOU'RE NOT CHLOE! SHE'S MUCH SHORTER! THUS YOU ARE IRRELEVANT, OLIVER!"

"JAAAAAAW CLENNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH!!!!!"

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T OLLIE!"

"FUCK YOU OLLIE! FUCK YOU FOR SAYING WHAT CHLOE AND DOOMIE HAVE IS REAL!"

"OKAY FINE I KNOW HER SENDING ME TO ALASKA LOOKS BAD ON THE SURFACE BUT FUCK YOU FOR NOTICING!"

"CLENCHIN MA JAW AGAIIIIIIN!"

"Man, I had better hair back in high school. I should get bangs again."

"OMG I KNEW WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL!!!!!! EAT IT, OLIVER QUEEN! EAT IT!"

"...I'M HAVING A FEELING. IT'S NOT ABOUT LANA. OR PIE. OR GUILT. THIS IS SO CONFUSING!"

"...CHLOE?? ...CHLOE?? ...FUCKING PHONE!!"

"CABINET SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!"

"TINY BLONDE MAKING CLARK HAVE CONFUSING FEELINGS! IN HIS PANTS"

...shut up, I've been watching this shit since high school and am looking at payoff after this show ruining my life for years! I'm allowed to be irrational and ridiculous! I have earned it.

Comments

[chiri-chan.livejournal.com]

...shut up, I've been watching this shit since high school and am looking at payoff after this show ruining my life for years! I'm allowed to be irrational and ridiculous! I have earned it.

All of us who started it in HS totally need to stick in for the pay off. The thing is, That are like the correct labels on ALL his facial expressions.

...Fucking phone!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY.

I think my favorite part was the scene was so intense that they didn't even show off what brand phone Clark was using when they went to the closeup. You know it's serious when SV is too busy to be a whore.

[chiri-chan.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite part was the scene was so intense that they didn't even show off what brand phone Clark was using when they went to the closeup. You know it's serious when SV is too busy to be a whore.

Word. I noticed that really with both his and hers, it's like "We aren't taking out out of the moment with traditional product placement here!"

[vivamexico.livejournal.com]

"OKAY FINE I KNOW HER SENDING ME TO ALASKA LOOKS BAD ON THE SURFACE BUT FUCK YOU FOR NOTICING!"

Really, Clark's face there just said, "That was a misunderstanding, just SHUT UP!!"

I'm afraid to get my hopes up for payoff, but omg, it feels like we're really close!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

DAVIS IS IN ALASKA. DAVIS IS IN MY BASEMENT. THEY SOUND VERY SIMILAR. ANYONE COULD MISSPEAK AND MAKE THAT ERROR. GOD, OLIVER. LIKE YOU'VE NEVER MISSPOKEN BEFORE.

We're totally really close!!!

[fishmoon.livejournal.com]

Ah, Ollie-logic. The advice I got while watching that scene was, 'Mute it and just wait for him to strip. It usually happens.'

... but there was no stripping.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

To be fair, the chances are usually 80% or so for any given Ollie scene.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Clark: FUCK YOU FUCKING PHONE! I'M SHOOTING THE MESSANGER, PHONE! IMMA SMASH YOU NOWWW!

"OKAY FINE I KNOW HER SENDING ME TO ALASKA LOOKS BAD ON THE SURFACE BUT FUCK YOU FOR NOTICING!"

HAHA! Amazing. "You just don't understand what we have OLLIE! YOU JUST DON'T KNOW OK!?"

All of your dialouge was spot on and amazing. Oh Clark. Oh Chlark. Oh Smallville, I think it might finally be working out between us. Is the cycle of abuse finally coming to an end?

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Clark's like, OH THIS IS THE FUCKING THANKS I GET FOR BRINGING YOU BACK THAT POLAR BEAR PLUSHIE, OLLIE? OTHERWISE YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE EVEN KNOWN I WAS IN ALASKA. I TRY TO BE NICE AND YOU THROW IT BACK IN MY FACE.

[indefiance.livejournal.com]

Can't forget the Clark Petulance.

"WHAT? She does NOT care about him. Only me! How DARE you, Ollie?!"

XDD I have to friend you now. <3

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I love that his brain basically seems to go, "ERROR ERROR BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH PLEASE REBOOT" when Ollie suggests Chloe cares about someone more than him. It's amazing! <3

[indefiance.livejournal.com]

What's even more amazing is that even though he has just spent EONS telling Ollie, "UH. HELLO. Tiny Blonde loves only ME. Remember?" He just HAS to make sure with Chloe. "YOU LOVE DAVIS, DON'T YOU?! ADMIT IT. Okay, you don't. I knew it all along! Phew."

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Yesss! And I love how when he asked her, she gave that same, "WTF, are you high?" look Clark gets when she talks about Lois to him.

[lilisullivan.livejournal.com]

Did you know it's actually possible to make the, "!!! ASK;RAEFN'AWENAWFNEW'FNA''AE!!1111!!!!1!111!!" keymashing sound out loud?
ROFL!!

I love your dialogue, or better, monologue. It's so much more fun and true than the real one.
It's all the things Clark thinks and don't tell us or Ollie, but we smart enought to know he is completely lost without his Chloe.

...shut up, I've been watching this shit since high school and am looking at payoff after this show ruining my life for years! I'm allowed to be irrational and ridiculous! I have earned it.

Of course you've earned it. Damn right we've earned it! We've been waiting for this for 8 years or so, so you don't have to apologize for that.
Somehow i think SV is going to fail us... I don't have much trust in my abusive boyfriend you see :p