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Oh, Smallville. With only eleven episodes left, it is hard to imagine a world without you.

A sentiment that only grows more strong today, when I realize that soon...

We will have to face a world without Herman. ;w;

Okay. I actually kind of like this poster and it's probably the best work Herman has ever done. The sentiment of NEO IS OUT, RED AND BLUE IS IN is pretty groovy. But it would not be Herman if Routh!Supes did not match with Tom's pose, like, at all.

I was like, "OH HERMAN. TO IMAGINE THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE THE FINAL PHOTOSHOP DISASTER..."

(TRUE, THERE WILL BE OTHER PHOTOSHOP DISASTERS, BUT NONE SHALL BE AS MEMORABLE AS HERMAN'S. )

I am also slightly disappointed in the "Destiny is now" tagline. COME ON, SHOW. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS. We all remember THE SINGLE GREATEST AD CAMPAIGN OF OUR TIME. And when the CW launched with their EXTREMELY EDUCATIONAL campaign teaching us highly complex geometrical concepts!

TRY HARDER, SHOW. I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN YOU TO BE EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS. ♥

Date: 2011-01-05 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com
CLARK KENT, AFTER TEN YEARS OF DICKING AROUND, YOU FINALLY BECAME SUPERMAN! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW????? :D

Date: 2011-01-05 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] startredder.livejournal.com
GO TO DISNEYLAND AND BE A DICK TO GOOFY!!!!

While Nois presumably dresses up as slutty Snow White or something.

Date: 2011-01-05 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com
...oh, Ingrid. You've been reading my LJ way too long. D:

Date: 2011-01-05 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] startredder.livejournal.com
Everything I know about Smallville I learned from you.

I LEARNED IT FROM YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Date: 2011-01-05 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com
AT LEAST YOU LEARNED ABOUT IT FROM ME AND NOT FROM THE *~WRONG PEOPLE~* OKAY

Date: 2011-01-05 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] startredder.livejournal.com
GASP. WOULD THESE PEOPLE KEEP ME FROM KNOWING THE TRUTH?

WOULD THEY ... TELL ME SECRETS AND LIES?!

Date: 2011-01-05 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com
THEY MIGHT!!

THERE COULD BE SECRETS AND LIES ABOUT...OH, I DON'T KNOW...

A FAKE BABY?!?!?!

Date: 2011-01-05 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] startredder.livejournal.com
WHAT?! Meimi, no one would ever lie about a /baby/.

That would be /terrible/.

Date: 2011-01-05 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com
Almost as terrible as taking forty cakes?

Date: 2011-01-05 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] startredder.livejournal.com
Almost! But nothing is quite that terrible.

(Sarri decorated a birthday cake with that Superdiary entry one year. It was basically the best thing ever.)

Date: 2011-01-05 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com
LEX LUTHOR FAKED FORTY BABIES

THAT IS AS MANY AS FOUR TENS

AND THAT'S TERRIBLE

(OMG. Do you have pictures?!! WANT.)

Date: 2011-01-05 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] startredder.livejournal.com
So was that all with Lana, or did he find 40 different Superman love interests to fake-impregnate?

(I think Sarri does. I SHALL ASK.)

Date: 2011-01-05 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com
I'm sure there were others. Lex slept with THIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN WOMEN! That's how Clark found out he was EVOL, you see!

Now he is so evol I am sure casual sex with twenty-seven more girls to fake-impregnate would be all in a supervillain's day's work!

Date: 2011-01-05 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] startredder.livejournal.com
Man, that is true. I am sure I have never heard of anything quite so evil.

Let's see, he can fake impregnate Lana and Lois and Lori Lamarre ... that's probably all the relevant L's I can think of off the top of my head ... and Saturn Girl ... Supergirl ... Power Girl ... um ... Ma Kent ...

Date: 2011-01-05 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com
We haven't had Power Girl on SV. :x Or Lori either. THOUGH PERHAPS LEX WOULD FIND THEM.

I think you have to take Ma Kent off the list. Lex would never do that. Clark would NEVER sleep with him if he did. :(

Date: 2011-01-05 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] startredder.livejournal.com
... It is probably good Power Girl hasn't been on Smallville. I'm not sure anyone could handle that. (Man, if I was writing Smallville, I would have totally found an excuse to bring in Superman's mermaid robot girlfriend AGES ago. SO THAT LEX COULD BONE HER. Or whatever robot mermaids do.)

I think you are underestimating both the powerful allure of Ma Kent and of Lex's EVOL.

And the need to bone the ladies in Clark Kent's life.

Date: 2011-01-05 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com
ikr? Mermaid robot girlfriends are right up Smallville's alley. We had Mera two months ago, but the actress was the worst evah and she mostly just wore no clothes.

AND I THINK YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE NOT-SO-SECRET LONGING LEX HAS FOR CLARK'S ASS.

Date: 2011-01-05 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] startredder.livejournal.com
You know what the only conclusion is? ROBOT MERMAID GIRLFRIENDS ARE TOO GOOD FOR SMALLVILLE.

I rate Ma Kent as higher than Clark Kent on Smallville ALWAYS IN EVERY WAY.

(Man, has it been the Blue Beetle and Booster Gold episode yeeeeeeet?)

Date: 2011-01-05 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyonyo.livejournal.com
Well also Ma Kent was the object of Lionel's desire and that might be too weird for Lex given that when Lionel banged his sort-of-girlfriend he was like D: D: D: D: D: D:

It's episode 17, so it should be the first episode back in April for the final run. They haven't even shot it yet.

Date: 2011-01-05 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] startredder.livejournal.com
Therefore banging Ma Kent would be payback - NAKED LUTHOR STYLE.

ffffffffffff SMALLVILLE I USE YOU FOR ONLY ONE THING AND THAT IS AWFUL CAMEOS OF MY FAVOURITE DUDES (okay, and vicarious lulz) GET WITH IT.

April is forever away.

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