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Jun. 22nd, 2008 10:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Arashi on "Ousama no Buranchi" to promote the retooled Arashi-chan: PLEASE TO KEEP DOING THIS CORNER. I LOVE IT.
The last time they were on and did this, it had them doing fill-in-the-blanks quiz competitions from interviews since their debut, but it was fail. So to make it more fair, they chose only interviews from 2008 this time. But even then...
AIBA'S CARD: "When the five of us go to karaoke, we only sing Arashi songs."
JUN: But even saying so, when we go, Aiba-kun can only sing the chorus.
AIBA: It's not that I can't, it's that I won't!!
NINO: He's only got a small amount of memory space available-
AIBA: (TRULY EPIC BITCHSLAP)
NINO: -so even if he says that, he seriously CAN'T sing anything but the chorus and YOUR FINGER WENT IN MY EYE!
SHO'S CARD: "I think love is like _______. It's not a necessity, but it's still very important."
SHO: I do not remember at all.
HOSTS: Hint! If you said this to a girl, she...would think it was kinda lame.
OHNO: "Family."
EVERYONE: ...family is a necessity...
AIBA: "Air."
NINO: "Sports."
JUN: "Air."
SHO: "Ummm.Exercise. Music. Maybe?"
HOSTS: The answer is..."color."
SHO: *WTF?????*
EVERYONE: *WTF???*
SHO: I don't even know what I meant.
OHNO: But Sho-kun is always very serious in interviews, isn't he?
JUN: Saying that, he said this seriously and fell flat on his face, then?
OHNO'S CARD: "The thing that attracts me to a girl... When she ________, isn't it cute? LOL."
JUN: There's too many to choose from!
AIBA: I know lots about Leader, though!
HOSTS: Hint: it would related to a girl who does sports. Or plays games.
OHNO: I have no idea.
SHO: AHHHHHH I KNOW!!!!!!!
AIBA: "Sweats."
NINO: "Runs."
JUN: "Sweats."
SHO: "Gets frustrated."
OHNO: I think this is right... "Clicks her tongue."
EVERYONE: Wait wait wait. A girl clicking her tongue is what attracts you to her?!
HOSTS: The answer is..."gets frustrated!"
SHO: :D :D :D Ask me anything about Ohno Satoshi and I'll know the answer!!
OHNO: That answer is a lie!! I never said--!
HOSTS: It is not! We looked it up!!
NINO'S CARD: "If I were to confess my love to someone I felt was destined for me...I wouldn't want to say something too light, so I'd say something like...___________...or something. LOL."
NINO: (facepalm) But if I was laughing when I said it, I feel like I wasn't taking the answer seriously...
HOSTS: We thought this was a pretty good line, actually. We'd treasure this kind of comment for the rest of our lives!!
AIBA: The hell's a "heavy" love confession?
OHNO: "This is destiny."
AIBA: "From today on, your name will be Ninomiya too!"
JUN: "We'll be together until death."
SHO: "We'll let's be together forever."
JUN: (to Sho) ...you don't need the "let's."
SHO: ...oh right! (covers it with his hand)
HOSTS: ........ "From today on, your name will be Ninomiya too"?!!
AIBA: You can't get much more heavy than that!
NINO: True.
HOSTS: And your answer...?
NINO: "We'll be together until death."
JUN: Oh, it's the same!
HOSTS: Oh, same as Matsumoto-san!
NINO: This is pretty heavy, isn't it?
HOSTS: And the answer... "We'll be together until death!"
AIBA: The HELL?!
NINO: Isn't it best to be together, when you die? No, I mean when I die. She doesn't have to die with me!
AUDIENCE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
AIBA: ....ohhh. That's a pretty cool line!
JUN'S CARD: "As a present to the girl who's special to me when trying to win her heart... I'd give her lingerie, or an accessory that says ___________, LOL."
JUN: I know this one!!
SHO: I know this one too!! I remember this one completely!!
JUN: I was channeling Doumyouji when I answered this one.
HOSTS: Ahhh, it's totally an answer Doumyouji would give!
OHNO: (draws the kanji for "win")
EVERYONE: Wha??
OHNO: It's a pendant. See? He said he's trying to win her heart, so...a pendant with the kanji for "win," right?? (doodles the necklace around it)
EVERYONE: ...got it.
AIBA: "Love."
NINO: "Gold."
HOSTS: That's pretty Doumyouji, yes.
SHO: "Shackles."
HOSTS: You have confidence in this answer?
SHO: 120%!! I remember hearing this and thinking Matsujun was amazing for saying it.
JUN: "Shackles."
HOSTS: That's the answer~!
JUN: I would never said it if I wasn't channeling Doumyouji, though...
AIBA'S CARD: "If we're talking about my ideal image of married life, I want us to be a married couple who will always ______________."
JUN: If it's Aiba-kun, this is hard to know.
NINO: No, if it's Aiba-kun, I should be able to figure it out. Because he's not very bright.
AIBA: OI!
HOSTS: We thought this was pretty good as an answer... "Even if we become a grandfather and grandmother, even then..."
AIBA: Nooo idea...!
OHNO: "Be holding hands."
NINO: "Act like we've just started dating."
JUN: "Walk holding hands."
SHO: "Be a couple who holds hands."
AIBA: "Take each other's hands. (Hold hands.)"
HOSTS: ...pick one! You can't pick both!
AIBA: Oh, then...well, if I pick "holding hands" it's the same as the other two, and I won't be able to win anyway if they're right, since they're ahead in points! So! I'll bet on "take each other's hands!" (crosses out "hold hands")
HOSTS: You'll bet on that?
AIBA: Of course! What is life if not a gamble!!
SHO: Even saying so, you're the one who said this comment in the first place!!
HOSTS: The answer is..."walk holding hands!"
AIBA: (SHAAAAAAME)
So it ended with a tie between Sho and Jun, each of them winning the meal card prize. :D
And the "Hana Yori Matsujun" episode showcasing Jun's date with Ooshima-san looks like it has the potential to surpass Ryo's date with Haruna on Daidaya for epic lulz. The date looks hilarious. Aiba and Nino apparently invade said date, which will be hilarious. And Mao will be stalking them the whole time in Tsukushi-mode, which will be even more hilarious. THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE HERE. Plus, Jun + horseback riding = WHY SO HOT.
I really want to make a moving gif icon of that epic bitchslap. That was amazing. ...GIP!
...I'm still so behind on Arashi TV. orz There's so much Hanadan stuff this week airing live, I won't be able to catch up for a while...
The last time they were on and did this, it had them doing fill-in-the-blanks quiz competitions from interviews since their debut, but it was fail. So to make it more fair, they chose only interviews from 2008 this time. But even then...
AIBA'S CARD: "When the five of us go to karaoke, we only sing Arashi songs."
JUN: But even saying so, when we go, Aiba-kun can only sing the chorus.
AIBA: It's not that I can't, it's that I won't!!
NINO: He's only got a small amount of memory space available-
AIBA: (TRULY EPIC BITCHSLAP)
NINO: -so even if he says that, he seriously CAN'T sing anything but the chorus and YOUR FINGER WENT IN MY EYE!
SHO'S CARD: "I think love is like _______. It's not a necessity, but it's still very important."
SHO: I do not remember at all.
HOSTS: Hint! If you said this to a girl, she...would think it was kinda lame.
OHNO: "Family."
EVERYONE: ...family is a necessity...
AIBA: "Air."
NINO: "Sports."
JUN: "Air."
SHO: "Ummm.
HOSTS: The answer is..."color."
SHO: *WTF?????*
EVERYONE: *WTF???*
SHO: I don't even know what I meant.
OHNO: But Sho-kun is always very serious in interviews, isn't he?
JUN: Saying that, he said this seriously and fell flat on his face, then?
OHNO'S CARD: "The thing that attracts me to a girl... When she ________, isn't it cute? LOL."
JUN: There's too many to choose from!
AIBA: I know lots about Leader, though!
HOSTS: Hint: it would related to a girl who does sports. Or plays games.
OHNO: I have no idea.
SHO: AHHHHHH I KNOW!!!!!!!
AIBA: "Sweats."
NINO: "Runs."
JUN: "Sweats."
SHO: "Gets frustrated."
OHNO: I think this is right... "Clicks her tongue."
EVERYONE: Wait wait wait. A girl clicking her tongue is what attracts you to her?!
HOSTS: The answer is..."gets frustrated!"
SHO: :D :D :D Ask me anything about Ohno Satoshi and I'll know the answer!!
OHNO: That answer is a lie!! I never said--!
HOSTS: It is not! We looked it up!!
NINO'S CARD: "If I were to confess my love to someone I felt was destined for me...I wouldn't want to say something too light, so I'd say something like...___________...or something. LOL."
NINO: (facepalm) But if I was laughing when I said it, I feel like I wasn't taking the answer seriously...
HOSTS: We thought this was a pretty good line, actually. We'd treasure this kind of comment for the rest of our lives!!
AIBA: The hell's a "heavy" love confession?
OHNO: "This is destiny."
AIBA: "From today on, your name will be Ninomiya too!"
JUN: "We'll be together until death."
SHO: "We'll let's be together forever."
JUN: (to Sho) ...you don't need the "let's."
SHO: ...oh right! (covers it with his hand)
HOSTS: ........ "From today on, your name will be Ninomiya too"?!!
AIBA: You can't get much more heavy than that!
NINO: True.
HOSTS: And your answer...?
NINO: "We'll be together until death."
JUN: Oh, it's the same!
HOSTS: Oh, same as Matsumoto-san!
NINO: This is pretty heavy, isn't it?
HOSTS: And the answer... "We'll be together until death!"
AIBA: The HELL?!
NINO: Isn't it best to be together, when you die? No, I mean when I die. She doesn't have to die with me!
AUDIENCE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
AIBA: ....ohhh. That's a pretty cool line!
JUN'S CARD: "As a present to the girl who's special to me when trying to win her heart... I'd give her lingerie, or an accessory that says ___________, LOL."
JUN: I know this one!!
SHO: I know this one too!! I remember this one completely!!
JUN: I was channeling Doumyouji when I answered this one.
HOSTS: Ahhh, it's totally an answer Doumyouji would give!
OHNO: (draws the kanji for "win")
EVERYONE: Wha??
OHNO: It's a pendant. See? He said he's trying to win her heart, so...a pendant with the kanji for "win," right?? (doodles the necklace around it)
EVERYONE: ...got it.
AIBA: "Love."
NINO: "Gold."
HOSTS: That's pretty Doumyouji, yes.
SHO: "Shackles."
HOSTS: You have confidence in this answer?
SHO: 120%!! I remember hearing this and thinking Matsujun was amazing for saying it.
JUN: "Shackles."
HOSTS: That's the answer~!
JUN: I would never said it if I wasn't channeling Doumyouji, though...
AIBA'S CARD: "If we're talking about my ideal image of married life, I want us to be a married couple who will always ______________."
JUN: If it's Aiba-kun, this is hard to know.
NINO: No, if it's Aiba-kun, I should be able to figure it out. Because he's not very bright.
AIBA: OI!
HOSTS: We thought this was pretty good as an answer... "Even if we become a grandfather and grandmother, even then..."
AIBA: Nooo idea...!
OHNO: "Be holding hands."
NINO: "Act like we've just started dating."
JUN: "Walk holding hands."
SHO: "Be a couple who holds hands."
AIBA: "Take each other's hands. (Hold hands.)"
HOSTS: ...pick one! You can't pick both!
AIBA: Oh, then...well, if I pick "holding hands" it's the same as the other two, and I won't be able to win anyway if they're right, since they're ahead in points! So! I'll bet on "take each other's hands!" (crosses out "hold hands")
HOSTS: You'll bet on that?
AIBA: Of course! What is life if not a gamble!!
SHO: Even saying so, you're the one who said this comment in the first place!!
HOSTS: The answer is..."walk holding hands!"
AIBA: (SHAAAAAAME)
So it ended with a tie between Sho and Jun, each of them winning the meal card prize. :D
And the "Hana Yori Matsujun" episode showcasing Jun's date with Ooshima-san looks like it has the potential to surpass Ryo's date with Haruna on Daidaya for epic lulz. The date looks hilarious. Aiba and Nino apparently invade said date, which will be hilarious. And Mao will be stalking them the whole time in Tsukushi-mode, which will be even more hilarious. THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE HERE. Plus, Jun + horseback riding = WHY SO HOT.
...I'm still so behind on Arashi TV. orz There's so much Hanadan stuff this week airing live, I won't be able to catch up for a while...