OMG YOU KNOW THAT LEX WOULD HAVE TO BE THAT GUY. I LOVE IT SO MUCH! Lex would be looking out his window with like super high-focus binoculars and be like "Something funny is going on over there!" And Tess would be like "No there isn't bb! Let's go blow some shit up" and Lex would be like "NO! I'm going down there to hide in the bushes and discover clues". Only he would probably end up hiding in Clark's bushes instead?
And he would start scrapbooking all the clues but nobody would ever believe him! Of couuuursseee! Because we all know that Lex loves to scrapbook clues to his mysterious obsessions! He would have another room like the CoCK all just devoted to the wacky Doomie hijinks. And there would be another glamour shot of Clark in it, for no apparent reason!
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Date: 2009-03-31 04:10 am (UTC)I LOVE IT SO MUCH! Lex would be looking out his window with like super high-focus binoculars and be like "Something funny is going on over there!" And Tess would be like "No there isn't bb! Let's go blow some shit up" and Lex would be like "NO! I'm going down there to hide in the bushes and discover clues". Only he would probably end up hiding in Clark's bushes instead?
And he would start scrapbooking all the clues but nobody would ever believe him!
Of couuuursseee! Because we all know that Lex loves to scrapbook clues to his mysterious obsessions! He would have another room like the CoCK all just devoted to the wacky Doomie hijinks. And there would be another glamour shot of Clark in it, for no apparent reason!