meimichi

So...torrents are working at school again, unbelievably enough. We'll see how long that lasts (plz stay until Torchwood comes out, torrent access!).

And what am I doing with said access? ...oh, like anyone would be surprised. And I'm more confused than anyone as to why I'm choosing to download S4 episodes. You know I still haven't seen about half of S2, ever?

However, that is not what this post is about. This post is about...picspam. But not just picspam. It's much, much deeper than that. Oh yessss.

It's about what is possibly the most...no, I still don't have an adjective for this episode. But I can promise that it's very something. Undeniably, it's the most something episode of Smallville ever produced. An epic tale condensed into forty-three minutes. A dramatic romp about navigating the choppy waters of teenage sexuality, titled, oh-so-appropriately..."Unsafe."

Like other brilliant endeavors from Smallville to revolutionize education (re: "every triangle has three sides"), this masterpiece of network television works tirelessly to teach us, complete with a PSA, that premarital sex is bad, kthx...by way of flaunting Tom Welling shirtless throughout the episode. I know their methods may seem controversial now (or, to the unconverted masses, maybe just deeply stupid) but they're ahead of their time.

No, really. I'll prove it.

Or...maybe this is just about making picspam with Clark/Alicia hotness. I got confused somewhere along the way. This show does that to me sometimes.

( Unsafe: A Picspam. Of exactly sixty-nine pictures. I *swear* that was unintentional. )

...that was ridiculously amusing. I'm tempted to do it again.