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I made a top 25 list of my favorite SV episodes for funsies, and realized that I have only picspammed, like...four of them. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

And so...

AKA, ALICIA BAKER IS ONE HOT CRAZY BITCH.

I have the biggest girlcrush ever on Sarah Carter in her SV episodes. I looked her up on IMDB to see what she'd been doing with herself recently and found out she was recurring on CSI:NY. So I queued her first two episodes up on YouTube, and she is so not adorable anymore! :(

Her voice sounded all raspy like either she'd smoked three zillion cigarettes since SV, or she was trying to make herself sound more grown-up and sexyyyy. That combined with the boringness of, um, being on CSI made her seem like...every other generic pretty blonde on TV. I WAS SO SAD.

CHLIONEL MOMENT!

Oh, and this is the absolute worst Chloe look in the history of the show. This entire outfit is a mess, and the way-too-heavy eyeliner does not help.

What's worse is she wore this same thing in Shattered and I can't believe anyone thought this outfit was a good idea once, much less twice.

askaja;;a' HOW ARE THEY SO CUTE

"Elevators. Too much demand, not enough supply!"

I love that from Clark's later comment,
we're supposed to get from this exchange that Alicia is a stuck-up bitch for not going into fits of giggles at Clark's rapier wit here.

I love the, "What did you just do?" "What did YOU just do?" ♥

VANCOUVER SNOW ♥ ♥ ♥

"There's a complex explanation about quantum physics. You'd probably be bored."

"Try me."

"Basically... The meteor shower affected my body and allowed me to teleport myself."

THIS IS MY FAVORITE EXCHANGE IN THE HISTORY OF SMALLVILLE EXCEPT FOR THE ALIEN JESUS ONE.

"I just can't believe that you're like me. I mean, not exactly like me, just...
Like me. You know?"

"Yeah. I do."

HOW ARE THEY SO CUTE

ADAM'S STALKER DIARY. THE LAST ONE IS MY FAVORITE:

"Lana still suspicious about my martial arts ability. Maybe I should tone it down."

!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Lana's headbands in this episode! I wish they'd used that look for her more, it's adorable!

Also, lol at Alicia in fishnets and high heels in high school. And in the first scene she wore pearls.

"I'm a science geek."

"You don't look like one."

"Thanks."

I love how Clark looks like, holy shit I just FLIRTED WITH A GIRL AND IT WORKED?!?!?!?!

"There was this boy, and I really liked him. ...but then he found out what I can do, and he totally freaked."

"What he thought doesn't matter."

DAMN IT I MISS THIS CLARK. :(

I feel like they had too much fun with this one because their chemistry was so good,
but it's just unbelievable that he couldn't close the deal on that kiss, lol.

CLARK FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS FTW ♥ ♥ ♥

In conclusion, UNF.

BUSTED. SOMEONE IS GONNA BE IN FOR SOME PLATITUDING.

CRAZY BITCH IS CRAZY. I LOVE HER SFM.

"I just think that maybe we need to set some boundaries -- you know, maybe some limitations."

"We're special, Clark. People like us don't have boundaries and limitations."

The looping at the end is SO badly done.
It's like they were afraid we didn't think she was enough of a psycho stalker without looping in more dialogue to make her sound like a creeper.

"Are you saying I led her on?"

"I'm saying I've been there."

OH BOYS.

I adore Lana's freaked out, "I think I may have just accidentally asked Lex to take a hit out on someone for me!" look.

I LOVE SARAH CARTER IN THIS SCENE. SHE IS SO GOOD.

I love how she goes from hysterical mess to STONE COLD PSYCHO KILLER in five seconds or less. ♥

THE LETTUCE. AND HOW EVEN NOW THEIR SEXUAL TENSION IS THROUGH THE ROOF.

I really love how Chloe helps out in this one by getting the ball rolling, but Clark is still extremely smart and capable
and manages to get everything done on his own. He's so likable in this episode.

"We can still be great together, Clark. We're soulmates, and nothing can stop that."

SERIOUSLY I LOVE HER

"Tell me, Lana. What's your secret? You're not prettier than I am.
And you're definitely not smarter. And you certainly don't have my abilities."

OH ALICIA.

AND HER KNIFE. THE PROP KNIFE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD AND WOULD BEND IF YOU SAT ON IT.

KK VALIANTLY TRYING TO LOOK AFRAID OF THE CARDBOARD KNIFE. I LOVE IT.

Clark, why so awesome in this episode?!

REQUISITE S3 HAMSTER WHEEL SCENE:

"Alicia said that you told her the truth about yourself. Stuff you never told me. What did she mean by that?"

"You know, Alicia said a lot of crazy things."

"She also said that you were still in love with me. But that was crazy too, right?"

"Right..."

lol I hate them so much this whole season.