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[meimichi]

My current SV project = involving a lot of rewatching along the way.

I have never seen the entire exploding baby episode. I've fast-forwarded through it and I know I just cannot handle the entire thing. I'm not that strong. But when Lex was like, wah, I would be a bad father because of my own traumatizing childhood! And saying he wanted to leave behind a different kind of legacy?

I was like, "'THAT IS WHY EVERY BABY I HAVE IS GONNA BE FAKE. SAVES A LOT OF TROUBLE, CLARK. NO EXPLODEY MESS.'"

...GUYS. GUYS. GUYSSSSS. THIS SHOW HAS HAD BOTH A FAKE BABY AND AN EXPLODING BABY. WHAT OTHER SHOW IS THAT MUCH OF A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE? (Thankfully, none.)

ALSO I HAVE SOMETHING TRULY DISTURBING TO CONFESS WHICH I DISCOVERED LAST NIGHT.














I ACTUALLY MISS THIS.

AND I NEVER LIKED THEM. OKAY EXCEPT MAYBE HERE, I THINK EVERYONE LIKED THEM IN THIS EPISODE EVEN THEN.

I was rewatching Arrival (for the first time in a loooong time the whole way through) and Clark was like, "NO MOAR SECRETS!" and I yelled out, "NO MOAR LIES!" and then he SAID IT and I was like, "...WHAT? REALLY?!?!? THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED? I TOTALLY FORGOT."

I MISS SECRETS AND LIES. AT LEAST THEY WERE FUN TO MOCK.

And really, the above scene just demonstrated that they did kind of deserve each other. Sometimes.


CLARK: Really? You didn't sleep with Jason?
LANA: Nope!
CLARK: That is so implausible! OKAY!
LANA: And obviously it is appropriate to bring up this topic casually when Jason was shot and fell off a cliff and was washed away in the current and then had a house dropped on him. Speaking of, hey, did you and Alicia do it before she was violently murdered?
CLARK: Nope!
LANA: ...weren't you, like, married for an episode?
CLARK: I HAVE KEPT MYSELF PURE FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU, LANA! EVEN WHEN I WAS IN THE VEGAS HONEYMOON SUITE WITH ALICIA ENGAGING IN SUPERPOWERED FOREPLAY! EVEN THEN!



...I'm still getting through Mortal now and am dying of glee at the Chloe/Lex scene. THE FIRST TIME LEX STOOPS TO THE, "WELL YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! SO THERE!" INSULT IS SO GLORIOUS. WHY SO JEALOUS AND BITTER, LEX. <3



Also, it's snowing like crazy and GUESS WHO DIDN'T WEAR A COAT TODAY. I thought we wore done with snow! I am so glad I wore my boots, I had to shuffle all the way to the station in the icy slush ahaha.

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[legendarytobes.livejournal.com]

Hey you around on AIM? I got insomnia on that lovely East Coast.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I'll be on in a little bit! I just got in the door and I wanna take a shower first.

[legendarytobes.livejournal.com]

showers are good. Smelling bad is not.