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[meimichi]

My current SV project = involving a lot of rewatching along the way.

I have never seen the entire exploding baby episode. I've fast-forwarded through it and I know I just cannot handle the entire thing. I'm not that strong. But when Lex was like, wah, I would be a bad father because of my own traumatizing childhood! And saying he wanted to leave behind a different kind of legacy?

I was like, "'THAT IS WHY EVERY BABY I HAVE IS GONNA BE FAKE. SAVES A LOT OF TROUBLE, CLARK. NO EXPLODEY MESS.'"

...GUYS. GUYS. GUYSSSSS. THIS SHOW HAS HAD BOTH A FAKE BABY AND AN EXPLODING BABY. WHAT OTHER SHOW IS THAT MUCH OF A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE? (Thankfully, none.)

ALSO I HAVE SOMETHING TRULY DISTURBING TO CONFESS WHICH I DISCOVERED LAST NIGHT.














I ACTUALLY MISS THIS.

AND I NEVER LIKED THEM. OKAY EXCEPT MAYBE HERE, I THINK EVERYONE LIKED THEM IN THIS EPISODE EVEN THEN.

I was rewatching Arrival (for the first time in a loooong time the whole way through) and Clark was like, "NO MOAR SECRETS!" and I yelled out, "NO MOAR LIES!" and then he SAID IT and I was like, "...WHAT? REALLY?!?!? THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED? I TOTALLY FORGOT."

I MISS SECRETS AND LIES. AT LEAST THEY WERE FUN TO MOCK.

And really, the above scene just demonstrated that they did kind of deserve each other. Sometimes.


CLARK: Really? You didn't sleep with Jason?
LANA: Nope!
CLARK: That is so implausible! OKAY!
LANA: And obviously it is appropriate to bring up this topic casually when Jason was shot and fell off a cliff and was washed away in the current and then had a house dropped on him. Speaking of, hey, did you and Alicia do it before she was violently murdered?
CLARK: Nope!
LANA: ...weren't you, like, married for an episode?
CLARK: I HAVE KEPT MYSELF PURE FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU, LANA! EVEN WHEN I WAS IN THE VEGAS HONEYMOON SUITE WITH ALICIA ENGAGING IN SUPERPOWERED FOREPLAY! EVEN THEN!



...I'm still getting through Mortal now and am dying of glee at the Chloe/Lex scene. THE FIRST TIME LEX STOOPS TO THE, "WELL YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! SO THERE!" INSULT IS SO GLORIOUS. WHY SO JEALOUS AND BITTER, LEX. <3



Also, it's snowing like crazy and GUESS WHO DIDN'T WEAR A COAT TODAY. I thought we wore done with snow! I am so glad I wore my boots, I had to shuffle all the way to the station in the icy slush ahaha.

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[cheerful-earl.livejournal.com]

Exploding baby and fake baby. LOLOLOL. That's all I can say about that.

Man. Clana was cute at the beginning of S5. They look so happy. I actually can believe it there.

CLARK: Really? You didn't sleep with Jason?
LANA: Nope!
CLARK: That is so implausible! OKAY!
LANA: And obviously it is appropriate to bring up this topic casually when Jason was shot and fell off a cliff and was washed away in the current and then had a house dropped on him. Speaking of, hey, did you and Alicia do it before she was violently murdered?
CLARK: Nope!
LANA: ...weren't you, like, married for an episode?
CLARK: I HAVE KEPT MYSELF PURE FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU, LANA! EVEN WHEN I WAS IN THE VEGAS HONEYMOON SUITE WITH ALICIA ENGAGING IN SUPERPOWERED FOREPLAY! EVEN THEN!

Lana not sleeping with Jason makes no sense. Oh, the crazy sentimentality of Smallville writers. Ha.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I was rewatching Scare earlier in the week, and Lana asks Chlark to go to her apartment and get Jason's insurance card. WHO LEAVES THEIR INSURANCE CARD IN THE APARTMENT OF SOMEONE THEY'RE NOT SLEEPING WITH? IDGI.