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[meimichi]

APPARENTLY THESE SEQUENCES WILL BE A REGULAR EPISODE STAPLE

Also, am very disappoint that the tattoos are just boring normal tattoos and apparently have no plot significance
along the lines of EITA BEING A GANGSTA 4 LIFE. Dammit!





MOE PAJAMA PANTS ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK






YOU ARE JUST LIKE THIS SCENERYYYYYY

I DON'T GET TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOUUUUUUUU

(OMG HE SAID THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, IT'S INCREDIBLE)





Eita's adultery-committing tattooed chick has come to tell Juri WHAT'S WHAT and to STEP OFF, BITCH.

BECAUSE SHE AND EITA ARE IN LUV.

NOT ONLY ARE THEY IN LUV, BUT JUST IN CASE JURI WAS UNAWARE, THEY ARE ALSO DOING IT.

ALL THE TIME.

EVERY SPARE MOMENT.

THEY FROWN ON GOING OUTSIDE BECAUSE WHY LEAVE THE APARTMENT WHEN THEY COULD BE DOING IT SOME MORE.

IN CONCLUSION SHE AND EITA ARE TOGETHER, EITA'S PENIS IS IMPRESSIVE AND SHE CANNOT COPE IN A WORLD WITHOUT CONSTANT ACCESS TO IT,
AND JURI ISN'T *~WOMAN ENOUGH~* TO SATISFY HIS SEXUAL NEEDS

This scene pretty much convinced me this drama is the best trainwreck ever.





DRINKING PARTY TIME! Then Sato Megumi reveals while Juri is holding her hair back that she's not actually throwing up because of
the massive amount of booze she downed, but in fact because she's knocked up.

SHE DIDN'T TELL BECAUSE WHAT IF JURI HAD JUDGED HER?!?!?!?!

Luckily Juri has nothing but ACCEPTANCE AND HUGS! for expectant mothers going on drinking binges!





Crazy tattoo chick slices up her arm and tells Eita that Juri attacked her in a bar fight as they were *~fighting for their man~*. OF COURSE.





Despite Juri stopping in the konbini to buy an umbrella, we are deprived of ai-ai-gasa cuteness! :(

Of course then they both run off into the rain without the umbrella open to have their blowout because it's more DRAMAAAAATIC that way...





And Eita is like OMG YOU CAN NOT BE GETTING INTO BAR FIGHTS OVER ME ALL THE TIME AND SLICING BITCHES UP JUST BECAUSE THEY GET TO SEX ME UP. I KNOW I AM A PRETTY FINE PIECE OF ASS BUT THERE ARE LIMITS OKAY?????

And Juri is like, YOU MEAN THE BAR FIGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND STARTED, WHICH I BARELY REMEMBER SINCE SHE WAS PULLING MY HAIR OUT BY THE ROOTS OW OW OW?

And Eita is like WHATEVER WE ARE DONE FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! AND I'M NOT GOING TO HELP YOU UP OUT OF THE PUDDLE YOU'RE SITTING IN! BAI!






Then Eita goes home to look deliciously wet and emo and to pull the Chloe Sullivan patented "WILL I OR WON'T I DELETE YOUR PHOTO????" move,
except he actually does delete it OMGGGG

And Juri gets flowers from whatshisface the Toho Shinki dude, who confesses his love in the rain and her umbrella hits the ground in hilarious slo-mo.

AND EITA BROODS SOME MORE WITH HIS WET BANGS IN HIS EYES.

STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK!





TOHO SHINKI DUDE AND EITA THROW DOWN

EITA SUGGESTS JURI HOOK UP WITH TOHO SHINKI DUDE AND GETS A BEVERAGE THROWN IN HIS FACE FOR HIS TROUBLE

AND SATO MEGUMI FINALLY ANNOUNCES THAT SHE'S KNOCKED UP

I AWAIT NEXT EPISODE WITH BATED BREATH

...oh, also, Eita and Juri are also possibly still brother and sister. And this week when Juri's mom said she had a daughter who was
TWENTY-FOUR YEARS OLD!!!!! and Eita's dad went, "....!"?

I was totally wishing for the Arrested Development schmaltzy music of paternity truth.