meimichi

OH I'M SORRY WAS SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES KARA IN THIS EPISODE? NOT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.

(No, not even Chloe. She is invited back to the cool kids table when her taste in guys improves. SORRY CHLOE, TOUGH LOVE.)

HOW IS SHE SO PERFECT I CAN'T EVEN.

"Pretty strong words from a guy who can't even figure out his own powers.
It's the truth, Kal-El. You've been on Earth all this time, and you can't even fly!"

KARA IS MY HERO.

...okay, SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE in Kara picspam from my new OTP: Clark/crashlanding.

AHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS NEVER GOING TO NOT BE FUNNY

I can't believe he refused a hand up from her. DON'T BE A SORE LOSER CLARK.

I KNOW IT'S HARD BECAUSE KARA IS FIRST AND BETTER THAN YOU AT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING, BUT PLEASE TRY.

KARA: FLIES, SAVES METROPOLIS CITIZENS, MODELS, TRIES AGAIN TO TEACH CLARK TO FLY, STOPS DARKSEID, FILLS IN THIS WEEK AS RESIDENT "BLONDE WHO CALLS CLARK ON HIS STUPID SHIT" STANDIN, WEARS GLASSES AND SEXY BRUNETTE WIG AND MAKES HER SECRET IDENTITY FIRST

CLARK: saved Lois from peril in her bondage club sex swing (but Kara got all the credit because of secrets and lies)

Someone explain to me why this isn't Kara's show again?!

The fact that she's apparently staying just off-camera in Offscreenville the entire season kills me. WE ARE SO WATCHING THE ADVENTURES OF THE WRONG KRYPTONIAN's LIFE IN METROPOLIS.