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[meimichi]

So...mojotastic is away on a trip and she was inviting random comment spam while she was away. And I thought I should do something random and amusing for that.

And then this happened. And it seemed kind of big for the comment, so, now we have a random post.

I'm sure that all of you who have watched Hana Yori Dango have wondered, at least once (if not every other hour of your life since finishing watching the drama), "What would it have been like if there had been snakes on Domyouji's plane?"

AN IMPORTANT QUESTION INDEED.

So without further fanfare, I give you...



POOR EMO TSUKASA. First his mom had him rolled around on a cart tied up a la Hannibal. His family duty has sent him to America to business school. And worst of all, this will separate him from his ONE. TRUE. LOVE. But I am getting ahead of myself.



This is Tsukasa's mom. Note her confidence in the snake-less status of her family plane. The snakes certainly will.



DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!!!



Sakurako, the evil shoujo manga nemesis of the piece. It's true this plan would fit in right in any shoujo manga. I mean, in Utena, Nanami wanted to stash a snake in Anthy's desk to discredit her. And when that didn't work she moved up to an octopus in the closet.



Self-explanatory.



Because it must be said: there are motherfucking snakes on Tsukasa's motherfucking plane.



But now we cut away to our heroine! I meant to have some kind of lengthy action-movie style sequence wherein F4 use their magical powers of platonic boy-lurve to sense that Tsukasa is in danger and call up Tsukushi, but...you know, I didn't have those kinds of caps on hand and I was too lazy to hunt around for them. So just imagine some really brilliant scene where F4 all gasp in the psychic knowledge that one of their own is being hunted by snakes. And then Rui calls the only person in Japan who can help. A secret agent trained in snake combat. And, conveniently for the plot, Tsukasa's One True Love...Seekrit Agent Makino Tsukushi.



(I knew if I only looked hard enough for the right cap for this, one would appear. And it did!)



And so Agent Makino dashes for the airport. Not a second too soon, for Tsukasa is ALREADY UNDER ATTACK BY POORLY-RENDERED SNAKES!!! OH GOD, THEY'VE GOTTEN TO HIS MOTHER ALREADY!! THOUGH I DON'T REALLY HEAR ANYBODY CRYING TOO HARD OVER THAT ONE.



WHO WILL SAVE HIM?!! WHO COULD KNOW OF HIS PLIGHT?!






(He's like, "No shit, sherlock. What seekrit agent school did you go to again?")






Right about this point though, the snakes unfortunately got to the cockpit and ate the pilot. Before he'd managed to really take off. It was very tragic. But convenient, considering that I didn't really have any caps to show Tsukushi beating up the snakes or doing Mission: Impossible style stunts to defeat the snakes. So anyway, the plane screeches to a convenient stop and Tsukasa fights his way out of the plane doorway, slightly shaken up what with, you know, everyone else on the plane being eaten and/or bitten by snakes, but otherwise okay and still looking pretty hot put-together, all things considered. Mmm.





(I MOCK BECAUSE I LOVE. AND BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. I don't care how the manga looked, MatsuJun, that hair needs fixing.)







(NOTE THE SHOUJO BUBBLES.)











THE EEEEEEEEEEND!


Right. As I said. Important question.

Comments

[vampireborg.livejournal.com]

I love you.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

*loves back* :D

[murasaki-kaze.livejournal.com]

...

♥ TIMES A BAZILLION!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS DRAMA. Even without the snakes it's really awesome.

[ginzarhapsody.livejournal.com]

Shiny stars for you. :D

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Thank you! This cracktastic post was only made possible by you and your drama-pimping powers, though! :D

[exborean.livejournal.com]

Awww~~~ I miiiiiiisss yoooooouuu~~~~~ I still never even saw Hana Yori Dango but this looks like it rocks way more~~~~

Oh, and I've been meaning to say since you put it up (for what, two, three weeks now?) but I LOVE this layout. LOOOOVE IT. And your matching icon. Like, my god meimi, I will totally hire you as a designer if I ever need a designer/have enough money to afford you. You are AMAZING at this. Absolutely fantastic. Actually yeah, if you can give me a little photo-size printout of the banner and your icon, I will give you money. Like, I don't even like Jack/what's her name (oddly, or maybe not, I've become a Sparrinton fan since seeing the second movie), but I just LOVE the banner you did.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Truly, we wil need to watch Hana Yori Dango together. It manages to squeeze every single shoujo manga cliche into the space of nine episodes. IT IS FABULOUS.

I miss you toooo!!! I really need to call you - my stepdad was using my old phone and dropped it in a parking lot and it got run over by a car, so all of my numbers got looooost and I only just got your cell number from Aliiii. I WANNA SEE YOUU. I have a load of Hachikuro crap to give to you~~~

Ahaha thanks. I'm kind of fond of it myself but it's all kind of ironic given that I made the layout with cam-bootleg caps and did it in under ten minutes.

I never got the appeal of Sparrington during the first movie, but now as far as I'm concerned people can pair Norrington with anything that moves now and I'll buy it because HE WAS JUST THAT HOT.

[exborean.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! He was such a stuffy turd in the first movie, I never even considered it. But then all of a sudden for the second movie, he was all drunk!Norrington and IhateyoubutbemyMaster!Norrington and Pirate!Norrington then finally Evil!Norrington. And somehow in becoming scruffy, he became HOT [fans self]. I think it's something to do with Pirates and being scruffy. Oh, btw, you need to read "The Matter of Rules" by L.M. Griffin, that was the very first tentative Sparrington fic I ever read and what firmly converted me to that ship. You can find it at www.noiresensus.com/potc/stories/menofourword.html
Norrington is written spot on, Jack is Jack, and Will and Elizabeth are a RIDICULOUSLY CUTE couple.
Ah, and noticed your icon...heehee....

[exborean.livejournal.com]

Oh! And does that mean that I can't call you? Your number changed? Ergh, I'll try calling your house tomorrow I guess...

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

No no, my number didn't change. Just new spiffy phone. Call me anytime. :D

[merisunshine36.livejournal.com]

ohh my god I'm trying (and failing) not to collapse in hysterical laughter which would result in my getting strange looks from my coworkers. this is sooo hilarious *love*

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I knew that even if nobody else on my flist was amused by this (besides the person I did it for), you would be, as you're the only person I've discussed both Hanadan and Snakes on a Plane with. *giggle*

[therelic.livejournal.com]

Wow, I really need to watch this. Wasn't certain if I should read this because I'm scared of snakes but it was worth it. Definitely on my fuzzy list.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

The original drama is excellent. And snake-free. :3

[menkalinan.livejournal.com]

...I'd like you to marry me, please. <3

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I practically want to marry me because of this post. Which is horrible to say, but I've been bouncing around giggling, "Oh, the cleverness of me!" ever since I posted it. *shame*

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

The love I have for you? Seriously cannot be put into words. Only you understand me. And only you would mix the pure perfection of such masterpieces of literary cannon as SoaP and HYD. This is an epic masterpiece. EPIC!

The SNAKES! The PLANE! Makino the secretsnakeagent! Domyouji being...pretty. MAMA Doumyouji being pwned! Random shouji cliches! The only thing you missed was a random love triangle and this would have been JUST LIKE the show...only with SNAKES! on a muthafuckin PLANE!

Honestly? I laughed so hard at this that my sides were hurting. Then I called my mom in, because she's obsessed with Hanadan, and showed her and SHE was dying. I'm SO putting this in my memories so I can look at it whenever life gets me down.

Thank you for answering life's eternal question: What if SoaP and Hanadan had a love child? It, very obviously, would be just as awesome as this.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

OH HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU. Srsly.

...I can't be modest about this post. You're right. IT IS TRULY EPIC.

No no no, Sakurako put the snakes on the plane, remember? So that takes care of the crazeh love triangle quota!!! I think.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

OMG you're completely right. So now this post is EXACTLY like if they had just literally plopped some SNAKES into Hanadan!! Expect Rui would have been standing in the background, smiling in mysterious amusement.

...I can't be modest about this post. You're right. IT IS TRULY EPIC.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE! It's masterful!

OH HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU. Srsly.

I noes! I missed you too! My friends were starting to get tired of my SoaP references like...halfway through the flight. And...is it wrong that I considered buying a tiny toy snake to take on the plane to take pictures with? Yes?

Or is it just sadder that I didn't?

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I TRIED to involve Rui with the description of the F4 phone chain! I can't help it I was too lazy to dig around for photos of Rui on his cell phone!! ...except for maybe I could have. Nevermind. *cry*

I can't believe you DIDN'T get a toy snake. HOW COULD YOU NOT?! IMAGINE THE PICSPAM POSSIBILITIES!! *tear*

[anamuan.livejournal.com]

KANPEKI. Sheer and absolute perfection.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Snakes on a Plane + J-drama = recipe for certain success. :D Thanks!

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah. amazing!