meimichi

So...

mojotastic is away on a trip and she was inviting random comment spam while she was away. And I thought I should do something random and amusing for that.

And then this happened. And it seemed kind of big for the comment, so, now we have a random post.

I'm sure that all of you who have watched Hana Yori Dango have wondered, at least once (if not every other hour of your life since finishing watching the drama), "What would it have been like if there had been snakes on Domyouji's plane?"

AN IMPORTANT QUESTION INDEED.

So without further fanfare, I give you...

POOR EMO TSUKASA. First his mom had him rolled around on a cart tied up a la Hannibal. His family duty has sent him to America to business school. And worst of all, this will separate him from his ONE. TRUE. LOVE. But I am getting ahead of myself.

This is Tsukasa's mom. Note her confidence in the snake-less status of her family plane. The snakes certainly will.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

Sakurako, the evil shoujo manga nemesis of the piece. It's true this plan would fit in right in any shoujo manga. I mean, in Utena, Nanami wanted to stash a snake in Anthy's desk to discredit her. And when that didn't work she moved up to an octopus in the closet.

Self-explanatory.

Because it must be said: there are motherfucking snakes on Tsukasa's motherfucking plane.

But now we cut away to our heroine! I meant to have some kind of lengthy action-movie style sequence wherein F4 use their magical powers of platonic boy-lurve to sense that Tsukasa is in danger and call up Tsukushi, but...you know, I didn't have those kinds of caps on hand and I was too lazy to hunt around for them. So just imagine some really brilliant scene where F4 all gasp in the psychic knowledge that one of their own is being hunted by snakes. And then Rui calls the only person in Japan who can help. A secret agent trained in snake combat. And, conveniently for the plot, Tsukasa's One True Love...Seekrit Agent Makino Tsukushi.

(I knew if I only looked hard enough for the right cap for this, one would appear. And it did!)

And so Agent Makino dashes for the airport. Not a second too soon, for Tsukasa is ALREADY UNDER ATTACK BY POORLY-RENDERED SNAKES!!! OH GOD, THEY'VE GOTTEN TO HIS MOTHER ALREADY!! THOUGH I DON'T REALLY HEAR ANYBODY CRYING TOO HARD OVER THAT ONE.

WHO WILL SAVE HIM?!! WHO COULD KNOW OF HIS PLIGHT?!

(He's like, "No shit, sherlock. What seekrit agent school did you go to again?")

Right about this point though, the snakes unfortunately got to the cockpit and ate the pilot. Before he'd managed to really take off. It was very tragic. But convenient, considering that I didn't really have any caps to show Tsukushi beating up the snakes or doing Mission: Impossible style stunts to defeat the snakes. So anyway, the plane screeches to a convenient stop and Tsukasa fights his way out of the plane doorway, slightly shaken up what with, you know, everyone else on the plane being eaten and/or bitten by snakes, but otherwise okay and still looking pretty ~~hot~~ put-together, all things considered. Mmm.