omg you guys I do not think that is a chew toy :(

[meimichi]

It's time for another wacky installment!

I might end up moving SV art to its own journal if I somehow find myself keeping this up. Hrm.





First, the inevitable cheap joke:



I am forever grateful to the show that reference caps of Sam Witwer's shirtless bod take less than a minute to track down. YOU ARE GOOD FOR SOME THINGS ONLY ONE THING, SMALLVILLE.

Aaaaand the even cheaper joke:



You might ask, "Are Chlark in their pajamas? Can one construe from this image that they may, as it were, be sexing it up in Offscreensville?"

However, in keeping with Smallville storytelling policy, I have chosen to leave this answer *~AMBIGUOUS~*!

THEY COULD BE HAVING A TOTALLY PLATONIC SLEEPOVER, OR THEY COULD BE FUCKING! BELIEVE WHAT YOU WILL! DEBATE YOUR THEORIES IN THE COMMENTS! RUN WILD!

...I like my version of ambiguity much better than the show's.

Comments

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

HAHA! YES! When Doomie goes on his killing spree, the first thing he's going to do anything raiding the pantry and nawing on Chloe's shoes will be to destroy everyone that made STAINS suffer that way! My god those cupcakes were taunting him!

I like the idea of Doomie being unable to resist the siren call of mac and cheese. OM NOM NOM! Don't mind me, just your neighborhood serial killer, saw you had some mac n cheese!

I am not sure anything (in the future, not from Junior era lol) will EVER top that picture. It has everything. The stripper pole is covered in glitter. There's a disco ball. There is BLING.
I'm pretty sure the pictures from the Junior era were guilty of human rights violations. Oh Arashi. The things they make you do.

Seriously though. That picture makes me laugh so hard. THE GLITTER EVERYWHERE. The hat with the dolla dolla billz stuck in it! BLING! It's so amazing. Everytime I see it I start to sing "Shoooo! You don't need to put on that red light! You don't need to sell your body to Johnny's the nighhhhhttt!" I think that's probably a normal reaction.