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It's time for another wacky installment!
I might end up moving SV art to its own journal if I somehow find myself keeping this up. Hrm.

First, the inevitable cheap joke:

I am forever grateful to the show that reference caps of Sam Witwer's shirtless bod take less than a minute to track down. YOU ARE GOOD FORSOME THINGS ONLY ONE THING, SMALLVILLE.
Aaaaand the even cheaper joke:

You might ask, "Are Chlark in their pajamas? Can one construe from this image that they may, as it were, be sexing it up in Offscreensville?"
However, in keeping with Smallville storytelling policy, I have chosen to leave this answer *~AMBIGUOUS~*!
THEY COULD BE HAVING A TOTALLY PLATONIC SLEEPOVER, OR THEY COULD BE FUCKING! BELIEVE WHAT YOU WILL! DEBATE YOUR THEORIES IN THE COMMENTS! RUN WILD!
...I like my version of ambiguity much better than the show's.
I might end up moving SV art to its own journal if I somehow find myself keeping this up. Hrm.
First, the inevitable cheap joke:
I am forever grateful to the show that reference caps of Sam Witwer's shirtless bod take less than a minute to track down. YOU ARE GOOD FOR
Aaaaand the even cheaper joke:
You might ask, "Are Chlark in their pajamas? Can one construe from this image that they may, as it were, be sexing it up in Offscreensville?"
However, in keeping with Smallville storytelling policy, I have chosen to leave this answer *~AMBIGUOUS~*!
THEY COULD BE HAVING A TOTALLY PLATONIC SLEEPOVER, OR THEY COULD BE FUCKING! BELIEVE WHAT YOU WILL! DEBATE YOUR THEORIES IN THE COMMENTS! RUN WILD!
...I like my version of ambiguity much better than the show's.
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Date: 2009-04-06 09:30 am (UTC)I don't understand your favourite abusive series but I cannot look away :O!
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Date: 2009-04-06 09:40 am (UTC)I don't understand your favourite abusive series but I cannot look away :O!
Trainwrecks have that quality about them. :(
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Date: 2009-04-06 09:43 am (UTC)See now that's why, even though I'm fairly SV-ignorant, I can always appreciate your posts on it. I FEEL THE PAIN. I ALSO CANNOT LOOK AWAY FROM WONDERFUL, HORRIBLE THINGS. It's a sickness. :(
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Date: 2009-04-06 09:57 am (UTC):( It is indeed a sickness.
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Date: 2009-04-06 10:10 am (UTC)IT IS A PLAGUE. WE'VE BEEN INFECTED.
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Date: 2009-04-06 10:16 am (UTC)A CREW MEMBER TOLD A FAN LAST WEEK HE THINKS IT'S GONNA GO A TENTH SEASON. I SWEAR I WILL NEED A LIVER TRANSPLANT.
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Date: 2009-04-06 10:21 am (UTC)I'M NOT A RELIGIOUS PERSON BUT AT NIGHT I PRAY FOR SV TO END. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT YOU
R LIVER.no subject
Date: 2009-04-06 10:26 am (UTC)MY LIVER THANKS YOU FOR YOUR PRAYERS. IT NEEDS THEM. :(
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Date: 2009-04-06 09:41 am (UTC)I find myself wishing Lionel was still around (with or without his sparkly diary).
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Date: 2009-04-06 09:45 am (UTC)In which Mionel shack up at the farm, forcing Clex to live in the same house, and Chloe is the wacky neighbor who has sexual tension with everybody else.
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Date: 2009-04-06 09:47 am (UTC)*mopes*
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Date: 2009-04-06 01:15 pm (UTC)I mean, I kind of think after the collar and the squeaky toys have been bought, a line has been drawn that cannot be crossed.
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Date: 2009-04-06 03:26 pm (UTC)*dying*
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Date: 2009-04-06 04:57 pm (UTC)Thanks for this, Meimi - it makes watching the actual Smallville more bearable! Fantastic artwork! :)
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Date: 2009-04-07 12:24 am (UTC)fucking, definitely fucking.
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Date: 2009-04-07 01:06 am (UTC)I can't pick a favorite because one involves Doomy shirtlessness and the other involves ~ambigous~ sexing! Also it involves Doomy eating Lois and Chlark being like "Oh wellz lol!" THIS SHOULD BE THE SHOW.
Doomy and Me would be ratings gold! Why does the CW never listen to our genius ideas?
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Date: 2009-04-07 10:39 am (UTC)P.S. idk if you've seen this already, but I need to mention: if Lionel's "Dolla Billz In Ma Hair" single ever comes out, I want the cover art photo to look like this. (OH ARASHI, THERE IS NEVER ANY NEED TO MANIP ANYTHING WITH YOU BECAUSE YOUR REAL PHOTOSHOOTS ARE CRAZIER THAN ANYTHING WE COULD IMAGINE.)
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Date: 2009-04-07 10:59 am (UTC)Oh. my. GAWD! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I just...I opened the picture and literally just stared at it with STAINS face for like five minutes. Oh Sho! You don't have to put on that red light! Now I cannot stop imagining it with Lionel instead for his hit single "Dolla Billz In Ma Hair" only instead of the billz in Sho's pants they would be in his hair.
....I'm still not over that picture! LOL!
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Date: 2009-04-07 11:21 am (UTC)I am not sure anything (in the future, not from Junior era lol) will EVER top that picture. It has everything. The stripper pole is covered in glitter. There's a disco ball. There is BLING.
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Date: 2009-04-08 04:51 am (UTC)I like the idea of Doomie being unable to resist the siren call of mac and cheese. OM NOM NOM! Don't mind me, just your neighborhood serial killer, saw you had some mac n cheese!
I am not sure anything (in the future, not from Junior era lol) will EVER top that picture. It has everything. The stripper pole is covered in glitter. There's a disco ball. There is BLING.
I'm pretty sure the pictures from the Junior era were guilty of human rights violations. Oh Arashi. The things they make you do.
Seriously though. That picture makes me laugh so hard. THE GLITTER EVERYWHERE. The hat with the dolla dolla billz stuck in it! BLING! It's so amazing. Everytime I see it I start to sing "Shoooo! You don't need to put on that red light! You don't need to sell your body to
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Date: 2009-04-07 03:28 am (UTC)And I don't want to have to friend a Smallville-related journal just to keep up with it. THINK OF MY PRIDE.
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Date: 2009-04-07 10:43 am (UTC)And if I make the journal I'm naming it "doomieandme." Which doesn't have SV anywhere in the title, so hopefully the cool kids will still let you sit at their lunch table if you have it friended.
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Date: 2009-04-07 03:34 am (UTC)Good stuff.
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