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meimichiOkay, super behind on comments, will work on catching up when I get home. ;;;
Apparently this is public service week at my LJ. (The public service is showcasing Tom Welling's abs. You're welcome!)
Oh, "Unsafe." How do I sum up this episode?
Clark's like, "Girls are inviting me over to their places to have hottub orgies! When will I ever find a girl who isn't about shallow, stupid hottub orgies, and will love me for my sparkling personality? MY LIFE IS SO HARD!"
Lana's all, "Oh noes, I need to give it up to Jensen Ackles! MY LIFE IS SO HARD!"
Chloe's all, "Teenage sex is bad! I have statistics to back this up! There will be a PSA at the end of the episode! Now, teenage viewers, enjoy this long, lingering foreplay sequence of Tom Welling prancing around shirtless, which will in no way convince any of you that sex is awesome! Mixed messages? WHAT MIXED MESSAGES?"
And then Clark almost got date-raped, but everyone was too busy paddling in the shallow end to care.
Aaaand we end on Clark's, "I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE," face. [/Arrested Development]
WATCH IT IN HILARIOUS DUBBED ITALIAN. It's not like they're talking much in the scene anyway, but I still lol'ed.
Apparently this is public service week at my LJ. (The public service is showcasing Tom Welling's abs. You're welcome!)
Oh, "Unsafe." How do I sum up this episode?
Clark's like, "Girls are inviting me over to their places to have hottub orgies! When will I ever find a girl who isn't about shallow, stupid hottub orgies, and will love me for my sparkling personality? MY LIFE IS SO HARD!"
Lana's all, "Oh noes, I need to give it up to Jensen Ackles! MY LIFE IS SO HARD!"
Chloe's all, "Teenage sex is bad! I have statistics to back this up! There will be a PSA at the end of the episode! Now, teenage viewers, enjoy this long, lingering foreplay sequence of Tom Welling prancing around shirtless, which will in no way convince any of you that sex is awesome! Mixed messages? WHAT MIXED MESSAGES?"
And then Clark almost got date-raped, but everyone was too busy paddling in the shallow end to care.
Aaaand we end on Clark's, "I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE," face. [/Arrested Development]
WATCH IT IN HILARIOUS DUBBED ITALIAN. It's not like they're talking much in the scene anyway, but I still lol'ed.
