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[meimichi]

24 HOURS AND WAY TOO MANY REWATCHES LATER:

Did you know it's actually possible to make the, "!!! ASK;RAEFN'AWENAWFNEW'FNA''AE!!1111!!!!1!111!!" keymashing sound out loud?

THIS SCENE IS PROVING THAT I CAN.

...in between inserting my own dialogue into the mix, as I almost always do with SV, because my dialogue is usually better.

"YOU'RE NOT CHLOE! SHE'S MUCH SHORTER! THUS YOU ARE IRRELEVANT, OLIVER!"

"JAAAAAAW CLENNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH!!!!!"

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T OLLIE!"

"FUCK YOU OLLIE! FUCK YOU FOR SAYING WHAT CHLOE AND DOOMIE HAVE IS REAL!"

"OKAY FINE I KNOW HER SENDING ME TO ALASKA LOOKS BAD ON THE SURFACE BUT FUCK YOU FOR NOTICING!"

"CLENCHIN MA JAW AGAIIIIIIN!"

"Man, I had better hair back in high school. I should get bangs again."

"OMG I KNEW WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL!!!!!! EAT IT, OLIVER QUEEN! EAT IT!"

"...I'M HAVING A FEELING. IT'S NOT ABOUT LANA. OR PIE. OR GUILT. THIS IS SO CONFUSING!"

"...CHLOE?? ...CHLOE?? ...FUCKING PHONE!!"

"CABINET SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!"

"TINY BLONDE MAKING CLARK HAVE CONFUSING FEELINGS! IN HIS PANTS"

...shut up, I've been watching this shit since high school and am looking at payoff after this show ruining my life for years! I'm allowed to be irrational and ridiculous! I have earned it.

Comments

[fishmoon.livejournal.com]

Ah, Ollie-logic. The advice I got while watching that scene was, 'Mute it and just wait for him to strip. It usually happens.'

... but there was no stripping.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

To be fair, the chances are usually 80% or so for any given Ollie scene.