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[meimichi]

Yeah, I can't do that internet breakup thing, apparently. I think I lasted until noon and then broke, though I just glanced at reactions and not actual spoilers.

Then I got extra beer before coming home, BUT this was like the first week evah where it showed up at ihearttvshows early and I didn't have to torrent! So I'm trying to get drunk but I exepected to have like two or three HOURS to get wasted beforehand not TWENTY MINUTES.

So right now I'm like CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGGGGGG



OMFG HOW AWESOME WAS THAT SHOT OF ROKK FLYING?!?!?!?!?!?!?! AMAZING.

Isn't it a little early for the EPIIIIIIIC MUUUUUUUUUUUUSIC? God. Shut UP.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

Chugged a big beer, will be done by opening credits

Do we NEED another myth to get our meta on with? I am really thinking NOT. Was surprised at how schmoopy Chloe and Davis seemed. They're only in Edge City?!?!?! I thought they were aiming for MEXICO!

idk, at lesst they're TRYING to make it seem exciting it's not as boring as Phantom

Tom Welling's eyelashes = MOE POINTO! Nois' hair looks awful, like when KK had the fake extensions

Oh shut the fuck up Nois. GOD. I liked her busting Clark for not trying hard enough to find Chloe, and now she's all FANGIRL MODE? Fuck off

I'm liking Clark so farrrr, I kind of think it's awesome that he wants to take responsibility and is prepered eto die for it.

OH BITE ME SERIOUSLY

I miss Chloe.

Tom welling is looking fiiiiine this week by the way

wtf happened to Kyle Gallner's VOICE!?!?! he sounds so RASPY like he wants to be Batman!

the score guy can seriously bite me. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN! you can only have so many DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNs in an epsisodje!!!!

HEE BART I LOVE YOU! "Some serious tension goin' on here!" LOVE YOU!

Dinah's wig looks better than before, you'd almost believe it was real

OMG JIMMY AND NOIS! HOW DID THEY KNOW I LOVE THEM!!!! ...why are Jimmy and Nois working harder for finding Chloe instead of Clark, if they're in fucking Edge CITY he should have found them in five minutes. That's PATHETIC.

REGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm having that thing happpen where I can pretty much type but yet I don't thin I wchduodl could walk right out my now apartment wheee!

where did they get the car anyway?? I mean is there any real point to trading cars fmor the SUV when they're ONLY IN EDGE CITY? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THERE AND NOT IN MEXICO OR BRAZIL OR CANADAAAAAAAA

CLAAAAAAARK

oh like Nois knows what a pronoun modifier IS I CALLN BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

tf is Tess thninking NOIS has it? Why not CLARK?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?!?!?!?!?!

what.

WHAT

SERIOUSLY THAT LAME?

what

seriously

what

whaaaat

okay moving on

CHLOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh hai doomie

already fele like this episode should have been ten minutes longerrrr

JIMMMYYYYYY

SUPERMAN MUSIIIIIIIC

...<3 Clark told the truth, I loved it, that scene was adorable! AARON ASHMORE IS CUTE AS FUCK! LOVE IT!!!!! "I WAS SOOOO RIGHT!" YES YOU WERE JIMMY!!!!!!!

what the fuck? wedding gift? teh shit?????? WHAT.

if Jimmy dies I'm going to choke a bitch, he is ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Do you trust me?" "Always!" I LOVE HIM COMPLETELY IN THIS MOMENT, I THINK I ALMOST FORGIVE HIM FOR YEARS OF DOUCHEBAGGERY, PLEASE DON'T RUIN IT BY KILLING HIM YOU ASSHOLE WRITERS

oh good for the OTP reuninon sucking. thanks guys

superhearing shot looked sexy as fuck though

if Nois were chillaxing in that phone booth while Dooms were rampaging the sreets she's bee even dumber than EVEN I THINK SHE IS AND THAT IS PRETTY FUCKING DUFBF

I can't lie, I have no prob with Clark atm but all of my *~issues~* maek it so I'm not very symapthtici towards him having the shit kicked out fof him

also TW looks pretty when he bleeds (WHAT SHUTUP)

what

why is the editing in this episode shit

no jimmy transition finding them

what

this episode sucks on an emotional evel except for the Jimmy/Clarks cene which was the CUTEST THING EVER

ugh, Jimmy is dead meat isn't he? And Watchtower is his gift to her? that kind of blows.

WHY ARE THEY GETTING THE ONLY EMOTIONAL MOMENT EXCEPT CLARK AND JIMMY

BECAUSE JIMMY IS GOING TO DIE

FUCK THAT SHIT SIDEWAYS

yes Jimmy always does the right thing and says the right words unless there's some hot piece of ass next to him and then he's a cheating douchebag COME ON I EVEN LIKE HIM NOW BTU COMMMMEEEEE ONNNNNNN

OH JIMMY <33333333

wait

no

FUCK THIS SHIT SIDEWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

you

have

got

to

be

kidding

me.

YOU HAVE GOTTTTTTTTTT

TO BE

KIDDING

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ARE YOU FUCKING

I CAN'T EVEN

NO WORDS

NO FUCKING WORDS

NO. FUCKING. WORDS.

WHAT.

WHAT.

WAHT.

WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

WHAT IS THIS FUKERY

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATIONF RO THIS BULLSHIT

BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

also why do those fuckwits always get the prettiest kisses? ALWAYS?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

IS

THIS

FUCKERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

I EXPECTED THINGS

AND I WAS PREPARED FOR TERRIBLE THINGS

BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ONE THING THAT WAS TOO DUMB TO EVER HAPPEN

WHAT.

EPIC FAIL, SMALLVILLE

EPIC FUCKING FAIL

EPIC.

FAIL.

I'm actually lolling right now because I can't believe how hilarious dumb this is

I admit I'm kind of grateful to Davis though

he knows this shit is whack.

Sam Witwer = I love his twitchy fingers, I cracked up

way to take out a beloved character with no buildup or actual emotional payoff, asshole writers

god I can't believe I loved Davis for the past 21 fucking episodes for THIS SHIT

UGH WHAT IS THIS SHIT!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?! CHLOE CRADLES JIMMY'S FUCKING DEAD BODY? ROT IN HELL SMALLVILLE THIS IS NOT THE PRALLEL I WAS LOOKING FOR

my eyes rolled back soooooo far in my head when he said he loved her

I need to pee so bad can this shit just be over pelase

chug

chug

chug

chug

chug

chug

chug

chug

chuggggg

henry james olsen?

so he's not the *~real~* jimmy?

fuck

this

shit

what

is

the JL

doing there

when exceot Ollie they never met the fucker

this is bad security if nothing else

morons

I started lolling at the SINGLE PERFECT TEAR FROM OLLIE. AMAZING.

you.

have got.

t be.

kidding.

me.

WHAT

IS

THIS

FUCKERY

where is clakr anyway

and at least Dinah looks very pretty

I can't believe they paid Kyle Gallner for this episode

Bart and Dinah have done nada

except look pretty

OH AND CLARK STANDS OFF TO THE SIDE

WHILE DINAH HAS TO DEAL WITH CHLOE'S SAD?

FUCK THIS SHIT SIDEWAYS!!!

watchtower's gorgeous, that can't have just been Isis, what else did they get rdi of??

FINALLY

AN OTP MOMENT

GODDDD

ugh please don't let this suck at the end guys

they have nobody left

except each other

Clark is actualy noticing her life going to shit

please let it continue

except while Nois IS gone I wouldn't trust Clark's "I LOOKED EVERYWHERE" if the asshat can't find Chloe and Davis in fucking EDGE CITY

OH FUCK YOU CLARK

FUCCCCCCCCCCCK

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

OF COURSE THEY OULD FUCK WITH THIS SHIT

HONESTLY

GOD

THINK OF SOMEONE EXCEPT YOUR FUCKING SELF FOR ONCE

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO GLAD TO BE THIS WASTED IN YM LIFE

I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE I CAN TYPE BUT TRUST ME

CANNOT WALK WITHOUT CLINGING TO THE WaAALSSLSLSS

oh god watever SERIOUSLY

"I don't like the way that sounds."

Preach that shit, Chloe. You know you're the only one I love at this point.

MY EYES ARE ROLLING SO HARD BACK IN MY HEAD IT ACTUALLY HURTS

oky PPEEEE BREAK

oh shit

can't get up

why can I tyepe when i can't stand phhhh

okay true story

took like two minutes to stand up

i just kept trying toget up and failing
and laughing my ass off

and finally stumbled to toe the abathommm

clgingint to the walls

and screaming

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO REMY ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the whole time

I AM MORE WASTED THAN I HAVE ENEVER BEEN IN MY LIFE WITHOU T THE HELP OF MEDICATION

which is to mean that time I got drunk when I was talking antihistimines

I don't recommend it

it was a bad idea

but this was a very god idea

VERY GOOD IDEA

I AM SO GAAD TI TO EB EWASTEDDDDD

okay let's finanish this shit

oh my fucking god

I wsa so right about the Jane Eyre shit

RIGHT?

RIGHT??????

oh god and Chloe is just like omg why have Iput up with your EMOTIONAL FUCKWITTERY

i don't know why you do either Chloe

IN THE END

GAAIN

THE ASSHAT MAKES IT ALL ABOUT HIM

...

.........

.................

you

hvae
to
be

shiitting

me

what

is
thsi

fukery.

okay then

wow

thanks guys

im gonna

go

i don't even know

thanks show for your fuckery.

WOSRST

FINALE

EVER

that shit was even worse than Phantom

I ddn't think we could HAVE another finale worse than Phantom

at least Phantom had freaking Chloe-and-Clark acrsoss the desks from each other

yes it had nothing else but THAT ONE SHOT WAS MORE THAN TIS

I think something's up with Clark though, Something weird. like...idk what to think it should be but I think Clark has to be dead. And we're looking at a Bizarro type thing right now. Like somehow the black K split him again. Because them not showing the aftermath of the blast doesn't make sense. he NEEDS to be dead. NEEDS TO BE. otherwise what was this fuckery with the Doomsday storyline, most pointless yearlong arc EVER...

It's not even work fanwanking, that was so not real Clark. He HAS to be dead for reals. His shifty explanation of what happened was suspicious.

I think this was super lame though

like no explanation going on for the summer

which I was looking forward to

the only thing I can count on

is at least

THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS EQUALLY UNHAPPY AND PISSED OFF

Nois fans are pissed because she's gone

Chloe fans are pissed because of the Jimmy fuckery AND her getting treated like shit AGAAAAAAAIN

I DON'T KNOW

I'M SO CONFUSED

COULDN'T THEY HAVE AT LEAST SHOWN ZOD FOR REALS

okay I'm wasted.

I'd go post macros but I think i'm too trrashed for HTML atm.

SEE YOU ALL NEXT SEASONNNNN

the only ting that gives comfort is that Jimmy was sacrificed at he altar of

CHLOIS IS TOTALLY STILL GONNA HAPPEN

but for fuck's sake

why did thye have to sacrifice him at that altar at all

the people I like on this show are so few anyway.

It's hard for me to look forward to next season bc Chloe is miserable STILL and I don't care about anyone else except for mayyyyybe Tess

and bitch is crazy. we all know bitch is crazy.

ugh

and what was she saying about bringing the rest of the JL home?

like, they were at the fucking wedding

oh shit i meant funeral

how are they missing

I don't know

I'm pretty wasted right now

and it was

the best idea i ever had

to chug that stuff before watchinggggg

WAAAAAAAAASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

i do like the AA interview where he said DC did not approve of the Jimmy age fuckup but they promised to fix it though

if DC was pissed over that shit

how are they feeling about Lois Lane being a stripper who fucked her way into the Daily Planet

gee

I wonder how the show promised to fix THAT

IT'S A FUSHIGI MYSTERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

don't even wanna picspam this fuckery except the OTP hug was pretty

even though that was NOT CLARK

yawn

howw will i sendp my inight

until i sober up

because wow guys

i am SO TRASNED RIGHT NOW

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

AFALLENA ANAAND I CAN' GET UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

URKEL LAUGHHHHHH HEREEEEEEEE

i cant belieeve this fuckry]\

wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry

ptosbbsbly need o otot go sleep this oene off. yes no? es.




HEY GUYS

I'M JUST ASKING

I WOULD MAKE A POLL BUT I'M TOO WASTED

WHAT IS DOOMSDAY KNONWN FOR IN THE COMICS

LAST I CHCKED

IT WAS TO HAEE AN EPIC BATTLE

AND KILL SUPERMAN

DID I MISS SOMETHING HERE?

DGGGGOD THE JET PACK FROM ARRESTED DEVLEOPMENT ACTUALLY WAS SUPERIOR

Comments

[ener.livejournal.com]

>>like, they were at the fucking wedding

oh shit i meant funeral

LOL I LOVE IT

Yeah, I wish I got wasted for the episode but I had to make sure I could draw before and after it. :(

The SUPER HOT WARDROBE CK was wearing at the funeral and with Chloe at the end screamed NOT CK!! to me, so I'm with you on that.

Never knew DC was unhappy about Jimmy's age being different, is he REALLY that much younger than CK and LL? Not too familiar with their ages, and Smallville all having actors older than their characters discombobulated my DC age knowledge.

Overall, not too impressed with the finale. I'm a little horrified that this was how the series would've ended if it didn't get picked up for another season. At least they have crap to explain in the season premiere in September though?

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

The SUPER HOT WARDROBE was actually pretty much exactly what he's been wearing to the DP since he quit with the red and blue, though. He's worn that same sexy long black jacket multiple times over the past few episodes.

But aside from him treating Chloe like shit as a total 180 from him worrying over her the past two weeks, his shifty, "Oh yeah, totally dealt with the plot offscreen," answer about taking care of Dooms was very much like when Bizarro showed up the second time pretending to be Clark (as Clark was actually stranded dealing with the plot offscreen).

Aaron Ashmore said in an interview that he had been told after the fact that DC didn't like Jimmy being the same age as Clark since Jimmy should be about ten years younger (but idk why this is a sticking point for Jimmy when they had no problem with the SV Kents being way younger, and I definitely don't recall LnC Jimmy being that much younger than Lois and Clark either...) but the writers really wanted to use a same-age Jimmy. So they had promised DC in advance that they would be like, "LOL IT'S NOT REALLY JIMMY OLSEN FOR REALS," at the end. Which is so fucking stupid.

I feel pretty much even more 100% surer now that Chloe is the real Lois (since DC objecting to something so minor as Jimmy's age makes me think they can't be down with Lois sleeping with her editor) but way to ruin the Chloe=Lois twist that's had hints from S1 in advance, with a crappy Diet Coke version of it with Jimmy.

lol like Smallville ever "explains" anything properly. I like it so much better when we get crazy cliffhangers for the summer... I still can't believe the Dooms fight was that lame!

[ener.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've seen the sexy tailcoat, but has he ever worn purple? I can't be sure since I watched this season fleetingly (and mostly relied on your reviews). Gotta say, TW looks effing hot in purple.

Yeah, I remember the Bizarro bit. I guess they left it off like this so that 1) if season 9 happened, they could be like "Alright, let's 'explain' that it was Bizarro who came out and that's why he was especially an ass even though Clark is almost always an ass to Chloe 2) if season 9 didn't happen, CK died, Superman lives! So stupid.

Wow, that's REALLY stupid about Jimmy. I guess that's what happens when the higher ups get a word in, but I honestly think they would've pulled something just as stupid if DC didn't tamper with them. I felt slapped in the face at his funeral, with the whole HENRY JAMES OLSEN thing, and then his brother. I mean, that's how things roll in comic books, but it just... does not translate well to TV shows -- especially when it's blatantly obvious that they wanted Jimmy version 1 to actually be the Jimmy.

It is ridiculous that the Doomsday fight was that lame. I expected much more than Clark getting bloodied up and then somehow superjumping he and Dooms to the plant. They probably didn't show what happened for budget/next season reasons, but UGH, I at least wanted to see a REACTION to the explosion from all the characters involved! Even the JL was way overhyped.

If this season's finale was that fail, I'm a little scared for next season's. You know the show is totally going to get cancelled by next season, so what kind of crappy finale will we get then?!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

It was just dark blue. He wore the same shirt in "Turbulence" on the plane with Tess.

The network almost canceled it this year. The writers were supposedly asked by the network to write double scripts for the final eps. I think this is true because ED was initially contracted for last week's ep and they wrote her out of it. So if this had been the series finale, more stuff would have happened last week, and this week would have been more like the wrapup episode.

If it's any comfort, this episode was got the second-worst ratings in the history of Smallville. (Or close to. It's in the top three or four.) A finale and it got those ratings. This shit is beyond canceled; they would have never been renewed for next year if they hadn't gotten the Lana ratings bump midseason and the network had picked them up early. So next year is definitely the end, no question, and they can set it up.

Except it will probably still suck.