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[meimichi]

Yeah, I can't do that internet breakup thing, apparently. I think I lasted until noon and then broke, though I just glanced at reactions and not actual spoilers.

Then I got extra beer before coming home, BUT this was like the first week evah where it showed up at ihearttvshows early and I didn't have to torrent! So I'm trying to get drunk but I exepected to have like two or three HOURS to get wasted beforehand not TWENTY MINUTES.

So right now I'm like CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGGGGGG



OMFG HOW AWESOME WAS THAT SHOT OF ROKK FLYING?!?!?!?!?!?!?! AMAZING.

Isn't it a little early for the EPIIIIIIIC MUUUUUUUUUUUUSIC? God. Shut UP.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

Chugged a big beer, will be done by opening credits

Do we NEED another myth to get our meta on with? I am really thinking NOT. Was surprised at how schmoopy Chloe and Davis seemed. They're only in Edge City?!?!?! I thought they were aiming for MEXICO!

idk, at lesst they're TRYING to make it seem exciting it's not as boring as Phantom

Tom Welling's eyelashes = MOE POINTO! Nois' hair looks awful, like when KK had the fake extensions

Oh shut the fuck up Nois. GOD. I liked her busting Clark for not trying hard enough to find Chloe, and now she's all FANGIRL MODE? Fuck off

I'm liking Clark so farrrr, I kind of think it's awesome that he wants to take responsibility and is prepered eto die for it.

OH BITE ME SERIOUSLY

I miss Chloe.

Tom welling is looking fiiiiine this week by the way

wtf happened to Kyle Gallner's VOICE!?!?! he sounds so RASPY like he wants to be Batman!

the score guy can seriously bite me. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN! you can only have so many DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNs in an epsisodje!!!!

HEE BART I LOVE YOU! "Some serious tension goin' on here!" LOVE YOU!

Dinah's wig looks better than before, you'd almost believe it was real

OMG JIMMY AND NOIS! HOW DID THEY KNOW I LOVE THEM!!!! ...why are Jimmy and Nois working harder for finding Chloe instead of Clark, if they're in fucking Edge CITY he should have found them in five minutes. That's PATHETIC.

REGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm having that thing happpen where I can pretty much type but yet I don't thin I wchduodl could walk right out my now apartment wheee!

where did they get the car anyway?? I mean is there any real point to trading cars fmor the SUV when they're ONLY IN EDGE CITY? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THERE AND NOT IN MEXICO OR BRAZIL OR CANADAAAAAAAA

CLAAAAAAARK

oh like Nois knows what a pronoun modifier IS I CALLN BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

tf is Tess thninking NOIS has it? Why not CLARK?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?!?!?!?!?!

what.

WHAT

SERIOUSLY THAT LAME?

what

seriously

what

whaaaat

okay moving on

CHLOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh hai doomie

already fele like this episode should have been ten minutes longerrrr

JIMMMYYYYYY

SUPERMAN MUSIIIIIIIC

...<3 Clark told the truth, I loved it, that scene was adorable! AARON ASHMORE IS CUTE AS FUCK! LOVE IT!!!!! "I WAS SOOOO RIGHT!" YES YOU WERE JIMMY!!!!!!!

what the fuck? wedding gift? teh shit?????? WHAT.

if Jimmy dies I'm going to choke a bitch, he is ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Do you trust me?" "Always!" I LOVE HIM COMPLETELY IN THIS MOMENT, I THINK I ALMOST FORGIVE HIM FOR YEARS OF DOUCHEBAGGERY, PLEASE DON'T RUIN IT BY KILLING HIM YOU ASSHOLE WRITERS

oh good for the OTP reuninon sucking. thanks guys

superhearing shot looked sexy as fuck though

if Nois were chillaxing in that phone booth while Dooms were rampaging the sreets she's bee even dumber than EVEN I THINK SHE IS AND THAT IS PRETTY FUCKING DUFBF

I can't lie, I have no prob with Clark atm but all of my *~issues~* maek it so I'm not very symapthtici towards him having the shit kicked out fof him

also TW looks pretty when he bleeds (WHAT SHUTUP)

what

why is the editing in this episode shit

no jimmy transition finding them

what

this episode sucks on an emotional evel except for the Jimmy/Clarks cene which was the CUTEST THING EVER

ugh, Jimmy is dead meat isn't he? And Watchtower is his gift to her? that kind of blows.

WHY ARE THEY GETTING THE ONLY EMOTIONAL MOMENT EXCEPT CLARK AND JIMMY

BECAUSE JIMMY IS GOING TO DIE

FUCK THAT SHIT SIDEWAYS

yes Jimmy always does the right thing and says the right words unless there's some hot piece of ass next to him and then he's a cheating douchebag COME ON I EVEN LIKE HIM NOW BTU COMMMMEEEEE ONNNNNNN

OH JIMMY <33333333

wait

no

FUCK THIS SHIT SIDEWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

you

have

got

to

be

kidding

me.

YOU HAVE GOTTTTTTTTTT

TO BE

KIDDING

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ARE YOU FUCKING

I CAN'T EVEN

NO WORDS

NO FUCKING WORDS

NO. FUCKING. WORDS.

WHAT.

WHAT.

WAHT.

WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

WHAT IS THIS FUKERY

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATIONF RO THIS BULLSHIT

BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

also why do those fuckwits always get the prettiest kisses? ALWAYS?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

IS

THIS

FUCKERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

I EXPECTED THINGS

AND I WAS PREPARED FOR TERRIBLE THINGS

BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ONE THING THAT WAS TOO DUMB TO EVER HAPPEN

WHAT.

EPIC FAIL, SMALLVILLE

EPIC FUCKING FAIL

EPIC.

FAIL.

I'm actually lolling right now because I can't believe how hilarious dumb this is

I admit I'm kind of grateful to Davis though

he knows this shit is whack.

Sam Witwer = I love his twitchy fingers, I cracked up

way to take out a beloved character with no buildup or actual emotional payoff, asshole writers

god I can't believe I loved Davis for the past 21 fucking episodes for THIS SHIT

UGH WHAT IS THIS SHIT!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?! CHLOE CRADLES JIMMY'S FUCKING DEAD BODY? ROT IN HELL SMALLVILLE THIS IS NOT THE PRALLEL I WAS LOOKING FOR

my eyes rolled back soooooo far in my head when he said he loved her

I need to pee so bad can this shit just be over pelase

chug

chug

chug

chug

chug

chug

chug

chug

chuggggg

henry james olsen?

so he's not the *~real~* jimmy?

fuck

this

shit

what

is

the JL

doing there

when exceot Ollie they never met the fucker

this is bad security if nothing else

morons

I started lolling at the SINGLE PERFECT TEAR FROM OLLIE. AMAZING.

you.

have got.

t be.

kidding.

me.

WHAT

IS

THIS

FUCKERY

where is clakr anyway

and at least Dinah looks very pretty

I can't believe they paid Kyle Gallner for this episode

Bart and Dinah have done nada

except look pretty

OH AND CLARK STANDS OFF TO THE SIDE

WHILE DINAH HAS TO DEAL WITH CHLOE'S SAD?

FUCK THIS SHIT SIDEWAYS!!!

watchtower's gorgeous, that can't have just been Isis, what else did they get rdi of??

FINALLY

AN OTP MOMENT

GODDDD

ugh please don't let this suck at the end guys

they have nobody left

except each other

Clark is actualy noticing her life going to shit

please let it continue

except while Nois IS gone I wouldn't trust Clark's "I LOOKED EVERYWHERE" if the asshat can't find Chloe and Davis in fucking EDGE CITY

OH FUCK YOU CLARK

FUCCCCCCCCCCCK

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

OF COURSE THEY OULD FUCK WITH THIS SHIT

HONESTLY

GOD

THINK OF SOMEONE EXCEPT YOUR FUCKING SELF FOR ONCE

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO GLAD TO BE THIS WASTED IN YM LIFE

I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE I CAN TYPE BUT TRUST ME

CANNOT WALK WITHOUT CLINGING TO THE WaAALSSLSLSS

oh god watever SERIOUSLY

"I don't like the way that sounds."

Preach that shit, Chloe. You know you're the only one I love at this point.

MY EYES ARE ROLLING SO HARD BACK IN MY HEAD IT ACTUALLY HURTS

oky PPEEEE BREAK

oh shit

can't get up

why can I tyepe when i can't stand phhhh

okay true story

took like two minutes to stand up

i just kept trying toget up and failing
and laughing my ass off

and finally stumbled to toe the abathommm

clgingint to the walls

and screaming

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO REMY ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the whole time

I AM MORE WASTED THAN I HAVE ENEVER BEEN IN MY LIFE WITHOU T THE HELP OF MEDICATION

which is to mean that time I got drunk when I was talking antihistimines

I don't recommend it

it was a bad idea

but this was a very god idea

VERY GOOD IDEA

I AM SO GAAD TI TO EB EWASTEDDDDD

okay let's finanish this shit

oh my fucking god

I wsa so right about the Jane Eyre shit

RIGHT?

RIGHT??????

oh god and Chloe is just like omg why have Iput up with your EMOTIONAL FUCKWITTERY

i don't know why you do either Chloe

IN THE END

GAAIN

THE ASSHAT MAKES IT ALL ABOUT HIM

...

.........

.................

you

hvae
to
be

shiitting

me

what

is
thsi

fukery.

okay then

wow

thanks guys

im gonna

go

i don't even know

thanks show for your fuckery.

WOSRST

FINALE

EVER

that shit was even worse than Phantom

I ddn't think we could HAVE another finale worse than Phantom

at least Phantom had freaking Chloe-and-Clark acrsoss the desks from each other

yes it had nothing else but THAT ONE SHOT WAS MORE THAN TIS

I think something's up with Clark though, Something weird. like...idk what to think it should be but I think Clark has to be dead. And we're looking at a Bizarro type thing right now. Like somehow the black K split him again. Because them not showing the aftermath of the blast doesn't make sense. he NEEDS to be dead. NEEDS TO BE. otherwise what was this fuckery with the Doomsday storyline, most pointless yearlong arc EVER...

It's not even work fanwanking, that was so not real Clark. He HAS to be dead for reals. His shifty explanation of what happened was suspicious.

I think this was super lame though

like no explanation going on for the summer

which I was looking forward to

the only thing I can count on

is at least

THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS EQUALLY UNHAPPY AND PISSED OFF

Nois fans are pissed because she's gone

Chloe fans are pissed because of the Jimmy fuckery AND her getting treated like shit AGAAAAAAAIN

I DON'T KNOW

I'M SO CONFUSED

COULDN'T THEY HAVE AT LEAST SHOWN ZOD FOR REALS

okay I'm wasted.

I'd go post macros but I think i'm too trrashed for HTML atm.

SEE YOU ALL NEXT SEASONNNNN

the only ting that gives comfort is that Jimmy was sacrificed at he altar of

CHLOIS IS TOTALLY STILL GONNA HAPPEN

but for fuck's sake

why did thye have to sacrifice him at that altar at all

the people I like on this show are so few anyway.

It's hard for me to look forward to next season bc Chloe is miserable STILL and I don't care about anyone else except for mayyyyybe Tess

and bitch is crazy. we all know bitch is crazy.

ugh

and what was she saying about bringing the rest of the JL home?

like, they were at the fucking wedding

oh shit i meant funeral

how are they missing

I don't know

I'm pretty wasted right now

and it was

the best idea i ever had

to chug that stuff before watchinggggg

WAAAAAAAAASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

i do like the AA interview where he said DC did not approve of the Jimmy age fuckup but they promised to fix it though

if DC was pissed over that shit

how are they feeling about Lois Lane being a stripper who fucked her way into the Daily Planet

gee

I wonder how the show promised to fix THAT

IT'S A FUSHIGI MYSTERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

don't even wanna picspam this fuckery except the OTP hug was pretty

even though that was NOT CLARK

yawn

howw will i sendp my inight

until i sober up

because wow guys

i am SO TRASNED RIGHT NOW

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

AFALLENA ANAAND I CAN' GET UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

URKEL LAUGHHHHHH HEREEEEEEEE

i cant belieeve this fuckry]\

wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry

ptosbbsbly need o otot go sleep this oene off. yes no? es.




HEY GUYS

I'M JUST ASKING

I WOULD MAKE A POLL BUT I'M TOO WASTED

WHAT IS DOOMSDAY KNONWN FOR IN THE COMICS

LAST I CHCKED

IT WAS TO HAEE AN EPIC BATTLE

AND KILL SUPERMAN

DID I MISS SOMETHING HERE?

DGGGGOD THE JET PACK FROM ARRESTED DEVLEOPMENT ACTUALLY WAS SUPERIOR

Comments

[chiri-chan.livejournal.com]

See I am at the point where I don't even need AA to come back. Just a line about how he's in rehab or Ollie gave him a job far out of Metropolis so Clark can rest easy or whatever.

I wonder if more realistically they didn't decided after Bride aired, they would have been writing the middle sets of episodes then. I just want to know what triggered it, because while I totally buy that Almiles lied to get him on -- they totally wrote him as real Jimmy.

Not only that but drunken slut Lois can not be, if DC has power over AGE.

Rokk totally messed it up. MASSSIVE RETCON IN PREMIERE, SV. DO IT.

What gets me is they totally could have killed Jimmy, killed Clark and left off there. Then either flash foward and have Clark all declared dead and thus ~dark path~ or reverse time but then move on from this stuff.

I just.

HOW do you mess up from Doomsday killing Superman? I just... HOW. HOW.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Even if they only figured it out from Turbulence on, why junkie Jimmy?

I STILL don't believe it was Clark at the end, but if it was, the smart thing to do would have been for Jimmy to find out Clark's secret in Stiletto when Clark got shot. He could have helped look for Chloe in Offscreensville when she went missing, been integrated into Team Kent, and then the IT'S ALL MY FAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT bullshit on Clark's end might have actually almost rung true.

Why WOULDN'T you want to kill off Clark? How is that not more narratively interesting as a jumpoff point next year than the crap we got? And the only thing that's keeping me clinging to hope is the belief that it wasn't really Clark at the end, because the idea of telling CHLOE that humanity is worthless after everything she has sacrificed for him is BULLSHIT. I was ridiculously moved by his cheesy letter to Metropolis in the beginning, it was so Superman.

And he takes it all back because...Davis was a meanie so Clark is taking his toys and going home and humanity (and by extension, Chloe) can suck it? AGAIN, if they really wanted to sell Clark giving up on everyone, there are a MILLION better ways to sell that with buildup, and all the pieces were there.

I WANT A MASSIVE RETCON. CAN WE TIME TRAVEL BACK TO SEASON FIVE PLEASE? OR EVEN JUST THE START OF THIS SEASON SO I CAN GET THAT YEAR OF MY LIFE BACK, I'M NOT PICKY