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[meimichi]

Zzzz. I wish I'd stuck by my initial plan not to watch at all until hiatus, I haven't really enjoyed a single episode this season.








Clark: still a moron. But a hot one. Except for his GIANT FOREHEAD.

Can we start a petition to bring back the bangs?





I lol'ed so hard at Tess telling Stuart to RESPECT BOUNDARIES.

You know. By not reading the private medical files she ordered him to illegally hack.





I'm just saying.





I know people were bitching about the barn, but... I actually thought of all the times they redressed the barn set, this one was most successful! (Much better than in Noir when they tried to make it a parking garage!)

Also, the SWF'ing continues, complete with the shirt from the appropriate episode. Fuck you, show.

Oh, and the watch = most terrible anticlimactic reveal EVER. I was vaguely interested in Alia after that moment in the premiere, but now WHO CARES. Also note her lifting a helpless human by the throat. You know. LIKE VILLAINS DO.





"We can work on your apology later."

OH SNAP.






...





Bored now.





"My dad's a general too!"


OMFG CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

I really don't care about Zod, but if nothing else, I want to make gifs of Callum LIEK WHOA during like...every scene.

He's so over the top in chewing the scenery and TRYING WAY, WAY, WAY TOO HARD and it's unintentionally HILARIOUS. You can totally imagine him offering Tess Australia.

Also, Lois' prom gets retconned AGAIN. In Gone, THE GENERAL apparently made her go with military escort or whatever. In Spirit, she claimed she never went. Now she stole a tank to get there.

No matter which way she tells the story, I STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCK.





A NOTE TO THE MAKEUP ARTIST WHOSE JOB IT IS TO APPLY THE FAKE GLYCERIN TEARS:

You don't cry out of the inside of your eye. You generally cry out of the outside side.

Why the fuck can you never get it right on this show? This is not the first time, and every time it drives me CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY.





Love Tess inwardly squeeing over her dogtags. I LOVE YOU YOU CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY BITCH.





At this point I realized how bored to death I had been by this episode until this moment. O HAI HBIC.






None of them can even look at each other. Ow.






JH actually had an emotion here. ngl, I was slightly impressed.





HOW DID CASSIDY NOT MOVE?!?!?!?!





Clark throws Tess around again. Greeeat.






"I still don't trust you."






I cracked up at Chloe and Ollie's faces at the end.

I would have paid good money for Chloe to tell Lois that Clark was writing a term paper about Zod.

Oh I guess around some point here Clark and Lois fucked but I was paralyzed with not caring very much.

SKIPPING AHEAD...





HAI DOCTOR GAETA






I actually think I almost genuinely enjoyed Ollie this episode.

I would have genuinely enjoyed him if I could forget, as the show wants me to so badly,
that Ollie kind of murdered Lex in cold blood for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

I do kind of want to read AU!Chlollie fic, though! Not really romantically, since I didn't get that vibe,
but just them together in this world all fucked up. IDK.






I SEE YOU, WATCHMEN SET

EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S ONLY ONE STREET IN METROPOLIS

AND THIS ISN'T IIIIIT










And Ollie gets to go down fighting against some of the worst CG ever.

I have missed the Green Arrow costume, though. Seriously, how fine is that ass? FINE.





CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

And then there was a fight sort of not really (though Clark getting thrown through that one building was pretty awesome) and everyone died and Clark and Lois kissed and it was really boring.

SKIPPING AHEAD...





And then Clark and Lois were all lovey dovey and hand-holding and decided to take it slow, though I don't think she knows "slow" means "no sex ever" in Clarkspeak, and Clark is a fucking moron who has learned nothing from seven years of secreths and lieths, if you think this is really him, which I still don't. Or at least I hope not because I have never hated Clark the way I do now.







AND THEN THIS SCENE WAS PRETTY AND CLARK CONTINUES TO BE A MORON.

"Trying to save Davis was wrong! We should have condemned him to hell while we had the chance! You are so stupid, Chloe!"

"TRYING NOT TO SAVE ZOD WOULD BE SILLY! ZOD JUST NEEDS A HUG OKAY. WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID, CHLOE?"

However, Ollie asking if Clark's master plan was to "hug it out" was the fucking best thing ever.

I love how Clark is interpreting his "mistake" in the future as not abandoning all of his friends,
but that he didn't realize then that Zod hadn't been hugged enough as a child or whatever.





And then all the bad guys kneeled before Clark. How very Justice Lord?

Most boring hiatus cliffhanger ever, Y/N?

Comments

[phantom-queen.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the clips. A poster over at TWOp said that Clark's look when they all knelt before him was one of shock. That's not shock, that's really a no reaction look, not even the patented TW Confused look.

If anything it might be a look of consideration.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd say he's either considering, or wondering if he left the stove on. I COULD GO EITHER WAY

[ener.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever been this indifferent to a SV ep. I was so bored by it that even when noises prevented me from hearing some of the dialogue, I couldn't be bothered to rewind.

Sex scene = most awkward thing I've EVER seen on TV. EVER! I was totally okay with Lois before this season, but now that they're shoving Clark and Lois down the viewers' throats I've realized the chemistry is garbage between those two.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Really? I didn't watch last week but it sounded even more boring than this. I probably wouldn't have even bothered with watching this week either if they hadn't released promotional stills of future!Chloe with her crossbow. Which, go figure, was the only good part of the episode for me.

I would say that was the second-most-awkward scene on SV ever for me. Lana offering herself to Jensen Ackles and him being like, "...um, actually my cryptic comment before wasn't about wanting to have sex, it was about how maybe my mom is possibly trying to kill you or something! THANKS BUT NO THANKS!!!" probably still wins, but both scenes have the most awkward shirt-unbuttoning I have ever seen onscreen in my life.

[babydee1.livejournal.com]

Awesome picspam, Meimi.

Is it just me, or does that fisted hand across the body in the kneel before Zod pose totally looks like the kneeler is about to jack Zod off?!? :-D

Chloe looks awesome, Ollie looks hawt, and Clark needs his bangs back. Point me in the direction of that petition, hun. Thx.

You know what was totally missing from this episode? LEX! How awesome would it have been if it were MR/Lex leading up the resistance along with Chloe? *sighs at the wasted opportunity*

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Lex probably had an aneurysm when he found out Tess basically asked our new alien overlords to pitch a tent on Earth and gave them the Luthorcorp monies to do it.

[(Anonymous)]

Here through Fandom Picspam

Actually, there was no SWF, because when Clark and Chloe hug, he's wearing Oliver's shirt, TYVM..

I love how all you can do is bash Lois even though she shows how much she cares about her cousin and friends here. What a bitch, right? Sure, don't show caps where she was crying over Chloe or kissed her, or crying over Clark, lets just act like she's worthless. Whatever.

[summerstar882.livejournal.com]

As usual beautiful pic spam, especially the coloring in particular. Didn't get to watch this one, and going by the look of the ratings, wasn't the only one. Got a kick out of your cap emphasizing that villains are shown to chock hold people.

Chloe helps David.... bad
Clark helps Zod... good
Big thumbs up to hypocritical Clark!

As to the last scene, he doesn't look shocked, but almost...righteous and smug even? Dark Zero? Eradicator? Clone? Whatever, I'm already bored.

[apologizeg.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU for this.

Great coloring.

Love the Chlollieness.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

They looked really pretty in that last scene, I thought. :)

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the picspam :)

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! :)

[angryscientist.livejournal.com]

Unhappy that Chloe killed Tess :( I wanted them to take over the world TOGETHER, damnit.

Pretty as always, I love Chloe's red top with the strategically placed buttons, she makes it work (it'd look horrid on most other people)

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I kind of really ship Tess with Lana, and want them to be crazy power-mad nutjobs together and then maybe have angry hatesex threesomes with Lex. I don't think Chloe is properly equipped to deal with Tess' crazy. Lana, on the other hand...

I actually dug her future outfits the most. The coat for her death scene was really well-cut, my favorite Chloe coat in a while.

[lacylaces.livejournal.com]

Awesome picspam. Chloe looks like she was a total badass! Almost badass enough to make me want to see this horrible ep just for her.

Clark's only purpose on the show now seems to be to be a moron, but he sure does look beautiful while doing it.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

She was a total badass! And yeah, I was tempted into watching this one by the promotional stills of her kicking ass.

[black-panda-ops.livejournal.com]

Such a pretty show. I love the looks on Chloe's face, thanks for capturing them. I just despise how slow and directionless this season seems though. Like they won't get to the point. This was supposed to be some sort of climax, but I couldn't help think about DS9 redressing their sets.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

At this point I've pretty much given up on hope for a coherent story because we've had nine episodes of going nowhere fast with the most boring hiatus cliffhanger everrr. I just want the show to look pretty, Chloe to be around for more than five minutes, and Clark to be less of a jerk and I'll be content.

[wwg23.livejournal.com]

Beautiful picspam even though you weren't given much to work with.

Add me to the petition for bangs on Clark.

Thanks for putting this together. :)

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

The bangs make him look four years younger, I swear!

Thanks! :)

[lonelywalker.livejournal.com]

I am digging Cassidy's biceps.

Clearly Luthorcorp has one hell of a gym.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

The gym is on the floor between the office and the cells for holding and torturing meteor freaks for their convenience.

[chaliebrown363.livejournal.com]

Beautiful picspam! I didn't watch so it's nice to see what happened w/o having to watch the actual ep. And thanks for sparing us what shall not be named.

And just b/c: I hate Clark now. Thanks, show.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[savingpeople.livejournal.com]

"I'm just saying."

And, now, Nois is Clark's girlfriend, so...HI, PENELOPE.

This was the first episode I watched all season (and I only did, out of boredom) and the whole time I was like "Shoot her! Shoot her!". Even if they didn't, I got to see Tess shoot somebody. Crappy thing was, he didn't die. GAH. Tess gets to shoot someone and she can't even get a kill shot in. DUMB.

"No matter which way she tells the story, I STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCK."

Hearing about her prom doesn't really matter since she never graduated from high school.

"At this point I realized how bored to death I had been by this episode until this moment. O HAI HBIC."

Chloe revealing herself in that moment WAS actually pretty awesome. It's kind of sad to me that at the end of the world, Clark and Nois do nothing, but have sex while Chlollie are trying to take down the big bad. I take that back...that doesn't surprise me AT ALL. But, still...Superman NOT joining in a group fighting the bad guys? JUST...NO WORDS. When he walked up and tried to start giving orders to them IN THEIR CAMP, I was like "What?! You can't just walk up and act like you're the stuff when you haven't BEEN THERE." Pissed me off.

Clark was a total d-bag in this episode and from what I understand, he's been like that all season. Glad I haven't been watching.

Seeing Ollie suit up was cheer-worthy. I was like, "Finally, an effing HERO in this business". Him going down the way he did made me proud of him.

Meanwhile, Zod dragging Clark, down the street, by one leg, CRACKED ME UP. Are we supposed to take that seriously? Because that was fracking hilarious.

Nois cared about Chloe when she died, but before then? She just LET HER DIE. That really pissed me off. Nois ran off ahead of her and then did NOTHING when Alia showed up. She could have screamed or made noises to distract her so that Chloe could try and run or defend herself. That was the most ridiculous scene EVER. Upside? Allison Mack's hair in those caps of that scene is absolutely GORGEOUS.

"Ollie asking if Clark's master plan was to "hug it out" was the fucking best thing ever."

LOL!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I was kind of surprised that Tess shot Stuart right over her.

Meanwhile, Zod dragging Clark, down the street, by one leg, CRACKED ME UP. Are we supposed to take that seriously? Because that was fracking hilarious.
If we're supposed to take it seriously then that's not good since that's the biggest laugh I've had on this show since Lana's ninja training montage.

[megaminerva.livejournal.com]

Your picspam looks incredible! The reds in the episode were really nice and your coloring made it look even more awesome, haha.

I don't think she knows "slow" means "no sex ever" in Clarkspeak
OMG, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO REWATCH MORTAL NOW.
"We should, ah, we should take this slow."
"Clark, we've been taking it slow for four years now."

The cliffhanger was really boring tbh. Honestly, we've had an awesome Bizarro reveal two years ago and a fake!Lex reveal last year and now we get Zod ordering people to kneel before Clark :\ I kind of got the vibe that Zod wanted to meet Clark since Kandor, so this isn't really anything special.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Don't forget afterwards with, I JUST DIED! I HAVE HAD *~TRAUMA~*! THIS MEANS WE MUST TAKE IT SLOW NOW WHICH IS MY WAY OF SAYING NO SEX EVER EVER EVER.

Zod just keeps getting more camp with every appearance and so I can't really get excited for him as a villain. I mean, Callum is bringing the laughs, but I miss being able to take Lex and Lionel and Davis seriously as threats. :/

[startredder.livejournal.com]

Oh good, they gave Callum Blue something to lick. Now if only he could escape this terrible show.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Well, he's not even very good on the show. I seriously am pining for Mason. :(

[nostariel]

Ahahahahaha, the episode was terrible but your picspam is gorgeous!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[vivamexico.livejournal.com]

Your caps are so pretty, thanks! I haven't been watching much, but this season really is anti-climactic from what I've heard. The only real surprise I've heard about is Chloe leading the resistance. Everything else came out in the season opener, pretty much. I remain saddened at how dumb Clark is this season.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, this whole season is going nowhere. Very, very, very slowly. The season arc is so dull that I'm longing for the days of the FAKE BABY arc, which if nothing else was entertaining (if for all the wrong reasons).

[ohvelocitygirl.livejournal.com]

Ugh, your picspam is so pretty that it makes me want to die. It makes me like the episode more than I actually did. Allison Mack is so gorg and she needs to run away from this show as fast as she can. I don't think I've ever seen a character get screwed over to the degree they screw over Chloe Sullivan. And I mean that figuratively because we all know Chloe never gets the sexing that she deserves. Are you going to continue picspamming the rest of the season?

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

INDEED. IF ONLY THERE WAS MORE SEXING.

I've been picspamming the episodes this year where Chloe's been around for more than five minutes, so far. I'll keep doing it for as many episodes where she makes more than a token cameo, lol.

[brisbanite.livejournal.com]

ugh, I wish I could buy SV on itunes, damn my country of residence. I want those AU scenes without the CW bug so badly - she just looks so badass.

Lovely caps as usual but still, your lol worthy commentary rocks my world.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

If you really want them, I've heard some people outside the U.S. install iTunes with their country set to America, and buy themselves American iTunes giftcards to do their shopping? Admittedly sounds like a huge pain though.

[vagrantdream.livejournal.com]

Nothing much to see other than Chloe's Davis hair is back.

I didn't see the ep, but in the future It is like in Eternal. I foresee manips in my future.

And I have come the throw a tomato and Clark. It's practically tradition.

*throws tomato*

[vagrantdream.livejournal.com]

*tomato at Clark*. Stupid typo!

Can't pick Clark up. Dang!

[massena1.livejournal.com]

Even though I'm not watching and SV apparently sucks this season, you make it all look so pretty. Thank you for sharing your wonderful picspams

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Really pretty picspam! I'm glad you're taking one for the team so that I can vaguely know what's going on in Failsville without having to actually waste time/braincells watching. Chloe looks pretty badass in this episode though. HBIC! I love that while Ollie and Chloe are leading a freaking resistance, Clark is just off boning Lois. OMGOMG CHOKE ON YOUR BAGEL CLARK. It sounds like he's an even BIGGER douche than usual, which is surprising. Sad to hear that Mason is sort of sucking as Zod, although it always seemed like super weird casting.

Important Issues Corner: Chloe's hair is looking pretty nice!

[peachmacaroons.livejournal.com]

I missed this... your coloring, as usual, is phenomenal. And AM is so effing pretty. I didn't watch the episode, well just Chloe scenes, but it seems to me that Clark "befriending" Zod is something that's going to make Chloe and Ollie distrust him. Like, the more they become BFF's, Clark will be like "ZOMG Chlos, Zod had the best idea EVAR, we'll take over the werld!" Also, how Clexy was that last scene with Clark saying "last time I treated Zod like an enemy and blah, blah?" Pretty sure he was like... "I missus Lexykins." So maybe he's going down the exact path he's not supposed to?

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

But he wasn't talking about S6!Zex. In the episode, Zod was like, "Maybe I would have been a NICER evil overlord when taking over the planet if you had just cooperated and helped me do it!"

So now Clark is like, totally out of nowhere, "Score! I will show Zod how awesome humans are! That'll totally work!" BECAUSE HE IS A DUMBASS. And no, I don't think this is the path he's supposed to be going on, since the episode underlined the problems in the future are still seeded now: Clark and Chloe don't trust each other anymore at all in either timeline, Chloe and Ollie are the ones who will get shit done but may cross the morally grey line to get there without real!Clark looking over their shoulders, Clark still doesn't give a crap about a single person except Lois in either timeline.

I can't really find it Clexy since Clark is like, "Aww, Zod just wants to commit genocide! If I give him a hug I am sure we can work around it!" whereas with Lex it was all, "THIRTEEEEEEEEEEN WOMEEEEEEEN, LEX! THIRTEEEEEEEEEEEN, YOU MANWHOOOOOORE! YOU ARE NEVER COMING BACK FROM THAT!" Mostly it's just underlining again how everyone on the entire planet is cut slack in Clark's book except Lex. :(

[grlmonday.livejournal.com]

Lovely picspam :) I really loved it.