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[meimichi]

Zzzz. I wish I'd stuck by my initial plan not to watch at all until hiatus, I haven't really enjoyed a single episode this season.








Clark: still a moron. But a hot one. Except for his GIANT FOREHEAD.

Can we start a petition to bring back the bangs?





I lol'ed so hard at Tess telling Stuart to RESPECT BOUNDARIES.

You know. By not reading the private medical files she ordered him to illegally hack.





I'm just saying.





I know people were bitching about the barn, but... I actually thought of all the times they redressed the barn set, this one was most successful! (Much better than in Noir when they tried to make it a parking garage!)

Also, the SWF'ing continues, complete with the shirt from the appropriate episode. Fuck you, show.

Oh, and the watch = most terrible anticlimactic reveal EVER. I was vaguely interested in Alia after that moment in the premiere, but now WHO CARES. Also note her lifting a helpless human by the throat. You know. LIKE VILLAINS DO.





"We can work on your apology later."

OH SNAP.






...





Bored now.





"My dad's a general too!"


OMFG CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

I really don't care about Zod, but if nothing else, I want to make gifs of Callum LIEK WHOA during like...every scene.

He's so over the top in chewing the scenery and TRYING WAY, WAY, WAY TOO HARD and it's unintentionally HILARIOUS. You can totally imagine him offering Tess Australia.

Also, Lois' prom gets retconned AGAIN. In Gone, THE GENERAL apparently made her go with military escort or whatever. In Spirit, she claimed she never went. Now she stole a tank to get there.

No matter which way she tells the story, I STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCK.





A NOTE TO THE MAKEUP ARTIST WHOSE JOB IT IS TO APPLY THE FAKE GLYCERIN TEARS:

You don't cry out of the inside of your eye. You generally cry out of the outside side.

Why the fuck can you never get it right on this show? This is not the first time, and every time it drives me CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY.





Love Tess inwardly squeeing over her dogtags. I LOVE YOU YOU CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY BITCH.





At this point I realized how bored to death I had been by this episode until this moment. O HAI HBIC.






None of them can even look at each other. Ow.






JH actually had an emotion here. ngl, I was slightly impressed.





HOW DID CASSIDY NOT MOVE?!?!?!?!





Clark throws Tess around again. Greeeat.






"I still don't trust you."






I cracked up at Chloe and Ollie's faces at the end.

I would have paid good money for Chloe to tell Lois that Clark was writing a term paper about Zod.

Oh I guess around some point here Clark and Lois fucked but I was paralyzed with not caring very much.

SKIPPING AHEAD...





HAI DOCTOR GAETA






I actually think I almost genuinely enjoyed Ollie this episode.

I would have genuinely enjoyed him if I could forget, as the show wants me to so badly,
that Ollie kind of murdered Lex in cold blood for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

I do kind of want to read AU!Chlollie fic, though! Not really romantically, since I didn't get that vibe,
but just them together in this world all fucked up. IDK.






I SEE YOU, WATCHMEN SET

EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S ONLY ONE STREET IN METROPOLIS

AND THIS ISN'T IIIIIT










And Ollie gets to go down fighting against some of the worst CG ever.

I have missed the Green Arrow costume, though. Seriously, how fine is that ass? FINE.





CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

And then there was a fight sort of not really (though Clark getting thrown through that one building was pretty awesome) and everyone died and Clark and Lois kissed and it was really boring.

SKIPPING AHEAD...





And then Clark and Lois were all lovey dovey and hand-holding and decided to take it slow, though I don't think she knows "slow" means "no sex ever" in Clarkspeak, and Clark is a fucking moron who has learned nothing from seven years of secreths and lieths, if you think this is really him, which I still don't. Or at least I hope not because I have never hated Clark the way I do now.







AND THEN THIS SCENE WAS PRETTY AND CLARK CONTINUES TO BE A MORON.

"Trying to save Davis was wrong! We should have condemned him to hell while we had the chance! You are so stupid, Chloe!"

"TRYING NOT TO SAVE ZOD WOULD BE SILLY! ZOD JUST NEEDS A HUG OKAY. WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID, CHLOE?"

However, Ollie asking if Clark's master plan was to "hug it out" was the fucking best thing ever.

I love how Clark is interpreting his "mistake" in the future as not abandoning all of his friends,
but that he didn't realize then that Zod hadn't been hugged enough as a child or whatever.





And then all the bad guys kneeled before Clark. How very Justice Lord?

Most boring hiatus cliffhanger ever, Y/N?

Comments

[brisbanite.livejournal.com]

ugh, I wish I could buy SV on itunes, damn my country of residence. I want those AU scenes without the CW bug so badly - she just looks so badass.

Lovely caps as usual but still, your lol worthy commentary rocks my world.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

If you really want them, I've heard some people outside the U.S. install iTunes with their country set to America, and buy themselves American iTunes giftcards to do their shopping? Admittedly sounds like a huge pain though.