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[meimichi]

My current SV project = involving a lot of rewatching along the way.

I have never seen the entire exploding baby episode. I've fast-forwarded through it and I know I just cannot handle the entire thing. I'm not that strong. But when Lex was like, wah, I would be a bad father because of my own traumatizing childhood! And saying he wanted to leave behind a different kind of legacy?

I was like, "'THAT IS WHY EVERY BABY I HAVE IS GONNA BE FAKE. SAVES A LOT OF TROUBLE, CLARK. NO EXPLODEY MESS.'"

...GUYS. GUYS. GUYSSSSS. THIS SHOW HAS HAD BOTH A FAKE BABY AND AN EXPLODING BABY. WHAT OTHER SHOW IS THAT MUCH OF A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE? (Thankfully, none.)

ALSO I HAVE SOMETHING TRULY DISTURBING TO CONFESS WHICH I DISCOVERED LAST NIGHT.














I ACTUALLY MISS THIS.

AND I NEVER LIKED THEM. OKAY EXCEPT MAYBE HERE, I THINK EVERYONE LIKED THEM IN THIS EPISODE EVEN THEN.

I was rewatching Arrival (for the first time in a loooong time the whole way through) and Clark was like, "NO MOAR SECRETS!" and I yelled out, "NO MOAR LIES!" and then he SAID IT and I was like, "...WHAT? REALLY?!?!? THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED? I TOTALLY FORGOT."

I MISS SECRETS AND LIES. AT LEAST THEY WERE FUN TO MOCK.

And really, the above scene just demonstrated that they did kind of deserve each other. Sometimes.


CLARK: Really? You didn't sleep with Jason?
LANA: Nope!
CLARK: That is so implausible! OKAY!
LANA: And obviously it is appropriate to bring up this topic casually when Jason was shot and fell off a cliff and was washed away in the current and then had a house dropped on him. Speaking of, hey, did you and Alicia do it before she was violently murdered?
CLARK: Nope!
LANA: ...weren't you, like, married for an episode?
CLARK: I HAVE KEPT MYSELF PURE FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU, LANA! EVEN WHEN I WAS IN THE VEGAS HONEYMOON SUITE WITH ALICIA ENGAGING IN SUPERPOWERED FOREPLAY! EVEN THEN!



...I'm still getting through Mortal now and am dying of glee at the Chloe/Lex scene. THE FIRST TIME LEX STOOPS TO THE, "WELL YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! SO THERE!" INSULT IS SO GLORIOUS. WHY SO JEALOUS AND BITTER, LEX. <3



Also, it's snowing like crazy and GUESS WHO DIDN'T WEAR A COAT TODAY. I thought we wore done with snow! I am so glad I wore my boots, I had to shuffle all the way to the station in the icy slush ahaha.

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[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

....I think we should join a support group. Watching KK on Chuck asking Chuck what his ~secret~ was made me go "OMG LANA COME BACK TO ME! THERE ARE STILL SO MANY SECRETHS AND SO MANY LIETHS!" I think the great thing about Lana and Clana in general is that even when it made me want to stab my eyes out it was a.) hilarious and b.) you knew the relationship was dooooommmmeeeddd anyway. But seriously, I never thought I'd miss secreths and lieths so much.

(Also ngl I actually didn't mind them in the beginning of s5. Had the writers put them together earlier I don't think fandom would hate them as much.)

FAKE BABYYYYY!! Oh man I sort of completely forgot about the exploding baby episode. I think I've repressed it. I do love how even back then Lex was like "The only good baby is a FAKE ONE! BWAHAHA!"

am dying of glee at the Chloe/Lex scene. THE FIRST TIME LEX STOOPS TO THE, "WELL YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! SO THERE!" INSULT IS SO GLORIOUS.

YES! I love when the Chlex fights turned from being verbal banter and turned into total Mean Girls territory. He was like "Chloe, girl, I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you."

I really want to know what this giant project is now though! I'm so curious!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I MISS THEM SO MUCH. I WOULD RATHER HAVE CLANA TOGETHER FOR ETERNITY AND LANA WORKING AT THE DAILY PLANET TAKING ON LOIS' NAME THAN THE SHOW AS IT IS NOW. IT'S A BIG BUILDING, I'M SURE LANA COULD FIND SOME SECRETHS AND LIETHS TO KEEP HER ENTERTAINED FOR A LONG TIME THERE.

I forget about the exploding baby episode every time until the disc is in my DVD player! I loved how DeKnight APOLOGIZED for that one. He was totally like, "I signed up to write a kryptonite zombie episode, I went to Vancouver to direct Justice, I come back, and suddenly the zombie story is about an exploding baby and now I'm stuck with it. I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT HOUR OF YOUR LIFE YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK!"

I'd say it's on par with my big as-yet-incomplete Chloe wardrobe chronicle project and takes almost as much work. :( I dunno if it'll be fascinating to the world at large though. It's about a meta thing where everyone will be like, "Oh that is interesting but I am sure it means absolutely nothing despite your zillion caps demonstrating its repetition! Crazy delusional Chloiser, we know this is how you roll!"