(no subject)
Mar. 9th, 2010 06:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
meimichiMy current SV project = involving a lot of rewatching along the way.
I have never seen the entire exploding baby episode. I've fast-forwarded through it and I know I just cannot handle the entire thing. I'm not that strong. But when Lex was like, wah, I would be a bad father because of my own traumatizing childhood! And saying he wanted to leave behind a different kind of legacy?
I was like, "'THAT IS WHY EVERY BABY I HAVE IS GONNA BE FAKE. SAVES A LOT OF TROUBLE, CLARK. NO EXPLODEY MESS.'"
...GUYS. GUYS. GUYSSSSS. THIS SHOW HAS HAD BOTH A FAKE BABY AND AN EXPLODING BABY. WHAT OTHER SHOW IS THAT MUCH OF A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE? (Thankfully, none.)
ALSO I HAVE SOMETHING TRULY DISTURBING TO CONFESS WHICH I DISCOVERED LAST NIGHT.
I ACTUALLY MISS THIS.
AND I NEVER LIKED THEM. OKAY EXCEPT MAYBE HERE, I THINK EVERYONE LIKED THEM IN THIS EPISODE EVEN THEN.
I was rewatching Arrival (for the first time in a loooong time the whole way through) and Clark was like, "NO MOAR SECRETS!" and I yelled out, "NO MOAR LIES!" and then he SAID IT and I was like, "...WHAT? REALLY?!?!? THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED? I TOTALLY FORGOT."
I MISS SECRETS AND LIES. AT LEAST THEY WERE FUN TO MOCK.
And really, the above scene just demonstrated that they did kind of deserve each other. Sometimes.
CLARK: Really? You didn't sleep with Jason?
LANA: Nope!
CLARK: That is so implausible! OKAY!
LANA: And obviously it is appropriate to bring up this topic casually when Jason was shot and fell off a cliff and was washed away in the current and then had a house dropped on him. Speaking of, hey, did you and Alicia do it before she was violently murdered?
CLARK: Nope!
LANA: ...weren't you, like, married for an episode?
CLARK: I HAVE KEPT MYSELF PURE FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU, LANA! EVEN WHEN I WAS IN THE VEGAS HONEYMOON SUITE WITH ALICIA ENGAGING IN SUPERPOWERED FOREPLAY! EVEN THEN!
...I'm still getting through Mortal now and am dying of glee at the Chloe/Lex scene. THE FIRST TIME LEX STOOPS TO THE, "WELL YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! SO THERE!" INSULT IS SO GLORIOUS. WHY SO JEALOUS AND BITTER, LEX. <3
Also, it's snowing like crazy and GUESS WHO DIDN'T WEAR A COAT TODAY. I thought we wore done with snow! I am so glad I wore my boots, I had to shuffle all the way to the station in the icy slush ahaha.
I have never seen the entire exploding baby episode. I've fast-forwarded through it and I know I just cannot handle the entire thing. I'm not that strong. But when Lex was like, wah, I would be a bad father because of my own traumatizing childhood! And saying he wanted to leave behind a different kind of legacy?
I was like, "'THAT IS WHY EVERY BABY I HAVE IS GONNA BE FAKE. SAVES A LOT OF TROUBLE, CLARK. NO EXPLODEY MESS.'"
...GUYS. GUYS. GUYSSSSS. THIS SHOW HAS HAD BOTH A FAKE BABY AND AN EXPLODING BABY. WHAT OTHER SHOW IS THAT MUCH OF A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE? (Thankfully, none.)
ALSO I HAVE SOMETHING TRULY DISTURBING TO CONFESS WHICH I DISCOVERED LAST NIGHT.
I ACTUALLY MISS THIS.
AND I NEVER LIKED THEM. OKAY EXCEPT MAYBE HERE, I THINK EVERYONE LIKED THEM IN THIS EPISODE EVEN THEN.
I was rewatching Arrival (for the first time in a loooong time the whole way through) and Clark was like, "NO MOAR SECRETS!" and I yelled out, "NO MOAR LIES!" and then he SAID IT and I was like, "...WHAT? REALLY?!?!? THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED? I TOTALLY FORGOT."
I MISS SECRETS AND LIES. AT LEAST THEY WERE FUN TO MOCK.
And really, the above scene just demonstrated that they did kind of deserve each other. Sometimes.
CLARK: Really? You didn't sleep with Jason?
LANA: Nope!
CLARK: That is so implausible! OKAY!
LANA: And obviously it is appropriate to bring up this topic casually when Jason was shot and fell off a cliff and was washed away in the current and then had a house dropped on him. Speaking of, hey, did you and Alicia do it before she was violently murdered?
CLARK: Nope!
LANA: ...weren't you, like, married for an episode?
CLARK: I HAVE KEPT MYSELF PURE FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU, LANA! EVEN WHEN I WAS IN THE VEGAS HONEYMOON SUITE WITH ALICIA ENGAGING IN SUPERPOWERED FOREPLAY! EVEN THEN!
...I'm still getting through Mortal now and am dying of glee at the Chloe/Lex scene. THE FIRST TIME LEX STOOPS TO THE, "WELL YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! SO THERE!" INSULT IS SO GLORIOUS. WHY SO JEALOUS AND BITTER, LEX. <3
Also, it's snowing like crazy and GUESS WHO DIDN'T WEAR A COAT TODAY. I thought we wore done with snow! I am so glad I wore my boots, I had to shuffle all the way to the station in the icy slush ahaha.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2010-03-10 12:03 am (UTC)I forget about the exploding baby episode every time until the disc is in my DVD player! I loved how DeKnight APOLOGIZED for that one. He was totally like, "I signed up to write a kryptonite zombie episode, I went to Vancouver to direct Justice, I come back, and suddenly the zombie story is about an exploding baby and now I'm stuck with it. I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT HOUR OF YOUR LIFE YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK!"
I'd say it's on par with my big as-yet-incomplete Chloe wardrobe chronicle project and takes almost as much work. :( I dunno if it'll be fascinating to the world at large though. It's about a meta thing where everyone will be like, "Oh that is interesting but I am sure it means absolutely nothing despite your zillion caps demonstrating its repetition! Crazy delusional Chloiser, we know this is how you roll!"