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[meimichi]

*DYING*

HOW COULD THEY USE THIS TAKE?

"OOOOH I'M SO SCARY AND IMPOSING! OOOOOH I'M WALKING OUT THE DOOR WITH LONG PURPOSEFUL STRIDES! OOOOOOOH OWWWWWWW I JUST WALKED INTO THE FUCKING TABLE!"

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[sparkz0r.livejournal.com]

Hee! Maybe Ed Wood was directing.

CAMERAMAN BILL: Hey Ed, shouldn't we do another take? Big Baldy kinda got stuck in the doorway.
ED: No, it's fine. It's real! In actuality, Lobo would struggle with that problem every day.

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Smallville, for your commitment to *~realism~*. Because when I think of realism on TV, Smallville is totally the first show that comes to mind.