omg you guys I do not think that is a chew toy :(

[meimichi]

It's time for another wacky installment!

I might end up moving SV art to its own journal if I somehow find myself keeping this up. Hrm.





First, the inevitable cheap joke:



I am forever grateful to the show that reference caps of Sam Witwer's shirtless bod take less than a minute to track down. YOU ARE GOOD FOR SOME THINGS ONLY ONE THING, SMALLVILLE.

Aaaaand the even cheaper joke:



You might ask, "Are Chlark in their pajamas? Can one construe from this image that they may, as it were, be sexing it up in Offscreensville?"

However, in keeping with Smallville storytelling policy, I have chosen to leave this answer *~AMBIGUOUS~*!

THEY COULD BE HAVING A TOTALLY PLATONIC SLEEPOVER, OR THEY COULD BE FUCKING! BELIEVE WHAT YOU WILL! DEBATE YOUR THEORIES IN THE COMMENTS! RUN WILD!

...I like my version of ambiguity much better than the show's.

Comments

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

OMGGGG LOOOVEEEEEEEEE <3 <3 <3!!!!

I can't pick a favorite because one involves Doomy shirtlessness and the other involves ~ambigous~ sexing! Also it involves Doomy eating Lois and Chlark being like "Oh wellz lol!" THIS SHOULD BE THE SHOW.

Doomy and Me would be ratings gold! Why does the CW never listen to our genius ideas?

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I have another one in my sketchbook I cannot wait to scan and color that explains the tricks Doomie can do.

P.S. idk if you've seen this already, but I need to mention: if Lionel's "Dolla Billz In Ma Hair" single ever comes out, I want the cover art photo to look like this. (OH ARASHI, THERE IS NEVER ANY NEED TO MANIP ANYTHING WITH YOU BECAUSE YOUR REAL PHOTOSHOOTS ARE CRAZIER THAN ANYTHING WE COULD IMAGINE.)

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

Yes! I can't wait! Obviously we've seen the 'kill and dismember' trick but I feel like that's just the tip of the iceberg with Doomie! I bet he can play dead and not eat cupcakes placed in front of him too!

Oh. my. GAWD! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I just...I opened the picture and literally just stared at it with STAINS face for like five minutes. Oh Sho! You don't have to put on that red light! Now I cannot stop imagining it with Lionel instead for his hit single "Dolla Billz In Ma Hair" only instead of the billz in Sho's pants they would be in his hair.

....I'm still not over that picture! LOL!

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Oh man. You know Clark is enough of an asshole that he would do that just for kicks. Except it would be MAC 'N CHEESE instead of cupcakes, and the diff is that Doomie can beat his skull in and take the mac 'n cheese by force, NOM NOM NOM.

I am not sure anything (in the future, not from Junior era lol) will EVER top that picture. It has everything. The stripper pole is covered in glitter. There's a disco ball. There is BLING.

[mojotastic.livejournal.com]

HAHA! YES! When Doomie goes on his killing spree, the first thing he's going to do anything raiding the pantry and nawing on Chloe's shoes will be to destroy everyone that made STAINS suffer that way! My god those cupcakes were taunting him!

I like the idea of Doomie being unable to resist the siren call of mac and cheese. OM NOM NOM! Don't mind me, just your neighborhood serial killer, saw you had some mac n cheese!

I am not sure anything (in the future, not from Junior era lol) will EVER top that picture. It has everything. The stripper pole is covered in glitter. There's a disco ball. There is BLING.
I'm pretty sure the pictures from the Junior era were guilty of human rights violations. Oh Arashi. The things they make you do.

Seriously though. That picture makes me laugh so hard. THE GLITTER EVERYWHERE. The hat with the dolla dolla billz stuck in it! BLING! It's so amazing. Everytime I see it I start to sing "Shoooo! You don't need to put on that red light! You don't need to sell your body to Johnny's the nighhhhhttt!" I think that's probably a normal reaction.