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[meimichi]

24 HOURS AND WAY TOO MANY REWATCHES LATER:

Did you know it's actually possible to make the, "!!! ASK;RAEFN'AWENAWFNEW'FNA''AE!!1111!!!!1!111!!" keymashing sound out loud?

THIS SCENE IS PROVING THAT I CAN.

...in between inserting my own dialogue into the mix, as I almost always do with SV, because my dialogue is usually better.

"YOU'RE NOT CHLOE! SHE'S MUCH SHORTER! THUS YOU ARE IRRELEVANT, OLIVER!"

"JAAAAAAW CLENNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH!!!!!"

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T OLLIE!"

"FUCK YOU OLLIE! FUCK YOU FOR SAYING WHAT CHLOE AND DOOMIE HAVE IS REAL!"

"OKAY FINE I KNOW HER SENDING ME TO ALASKA LOOKS BAD ON THE SURFACE BUT FUCK YOU FOR NOTICING!"

"CLENCHIN MA JAW AGAIIIIIIN!"

"Man, I had better hair back in high school. I should get bangs again."

"OMG I KNEW WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL!!!!!! EAT IT, OLIVER QUEEN! EAT IT!"

"...I'M HAVING A FEELING. IT'S NOT ABOUT LANA. OR PIE. OR GUILT. THIS IS SO CONFUSING!"

"...CHLOE?? ...CHLOE?? ...FUCKING PHONE!!"

"CABINET SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!"

"TINY BLONDE MAKING CLARK HAVE CONFUSING FEELINGS! IN HIS PANTS"

...shut up, I've been watching this shit since high school and am looking at payoff after this show ruining my life for years! I'm allowed to be irrational and ridiculous! I have earned it.

Comments

[indefiance.livejournal.com]

Can't forget the Clark Petulance.

"WHAT? She does NOT care about him. Only me! How DARE you, Ollie?!"

XDD I have to friend you now. <3

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I love that his brain basically seems to go, "ERROR ERROR BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH PLEASE REBOOT" when Ollie suggests Chloe cares about someone more than him. It's amazing! <3

[indefiance.livejournal.com]

What's even more amazing is that even though he has just spent EONS telling Ollie, "UH. HELLO. Tiny Blonde loves only ME. Remember?" He just HAS to make sure with Chloe. "YOU LOVE DAVIS, DON'T YOU?! ADMIT IT. Okay, you don't. I knew it all along! Phew."

[nyonyo.livejournal.com]

Yesss! And I love how when he asked her, she gave that same, "WTF, are you high?" look Clark gets when she talks about Lois to him.