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Okay, super behind on comments, will work on catching up when I get home. ;;;
Apparently this is public service week at my LJ. (The public service is showcasing Tom Welling's abs. You're welcome!)
Oh, "Unsafe." How do I sum up this episode?
Clark's like, "Girls are inviting me over to their places to have hottub orgies! When will I ever find a girl who isn't about shallow, stupid hottub orgies, and will love me for my sparkling personality? MY LIFE IS SO HARD!"
Lana's all, "Oh noes, I need to give it up to Jensen Ackles! MY LIFE IS SO HARD!"
Chloe's all, "Teenage sex is bad! I have statistics to back this up! There will be a PSA at the end of the episode! Now, teenage viewers, enjoy this long, lingering foreplay sequence of Tom Welling prancing around shirtless, which will in no way convince any of you that sex is awesome! Mixed messages? WHAT MIXED MESSAGES?"
And then Clark almost got date-raped, but everyone was too busy paddling in the shallow end to care.








Aaaand we end on Clark's, "I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE," face. [/Arrested Development]
WATCH IT IN HILARIOUS DUBBED ITALIAN. It's not like they're talking much in the scene anyway, but I still lol'ed.
Apparently this is public service week at my LJ. (The public service is showcasing Tom Welling's abs. You're welcome!)
Oh, "Unsafe." How do I sum up this episode?
Clark's like, "Girls are inviting me over to their places to have hottub orgies! When will I ever find a girl who isn't about shallow, stupid hottub orgies, and will love me for my sparkling personality? MY LIFE IS SO HARD!"
Lana's all, "Oh noes, I need to give it up to Jensen Ackles! MY LIFE IS SO HARD!"
Chloe's all, "Teenage sex is bad! I have statistics to back this up! There will be a PSA at the end of the episode! Now, teenage viewers, enjoy this long, lingering foreplay sequence of Tom Welling prancing around shirtless, which will in no way convince any of you that sex is awesome! Mixed messages? WHAT MIXED MESSAGES?"
And then Clark almost got date-raped, but everyone was too busy paddling in the shallow end to care.
Aaaand we end on Clark's, "I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE," face. [/Arrested Development]
WATCH IT IN HILARIOUS DUBBED ITALIAN. It's not like they're talking much in the scene anyway, but I still lol'ed.
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Date: 2009-04-27 01:23 am (UTC)OMG this scene! Has Smallville had a sexier scene in it's entire history? I don't even think it has. AMAZING. God they had such awesome chemistry. I miss Alicia and she was only in like three episodes. I miss her more than all the other characters who have died/left (except maybe Whitney).
The lighting on these caps are insanely pretty!
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Date: 2009-04-27 01:31 am (UTC)I'm kind of trying to think of a hotter scene on TV, period. It's...kind of not coming to me.
As of this moment, I'm choosing to believe that Whitney and Alicia are having sexytimes in the afterlife together! I LIKE THIS IDEA.