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Sorry, this took way longer than expected, lol.

All caps are 1210x680 pixels (give or take a few pixels).

VESSEL KISS SCENE: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

NOIR: "Miss Sullivan, we haven't even met yet and already I've ruined your blouse..." + "You didn't have to wait till the last second, you know."

TRAVELER: "I love your son! He's in danger and he needs our help!"

The iTunes store and I are about to begin a long committed relationship. PLEASE SUPPORT OUR LOVE.

*~SHAKING AND CRYING THAT I FINALLY HAVE THESE CAPS~*

I'll be uploading a giant zip file of the original caps from this whole scene to share as soon as I can, sometime over the next day or so, so everyone can party like it's May 2006.

( 'VESSEL KISS IN HI-DEF FUCK YEAH' picspam. )

I have updated both my coffee meta post and my window meta post to add the more recent episodes, and with the latter I added in several older scenes people reminded me about in the comments.

( Smallville flower meta picspam: S8-S9 )

*DYING*

HOW COULD THEY USE THIS TAKE?

"OOOOH I'M SO SCARY AND IMPOSING! OOOOOH I'M WALKING OUT THE DOOR WITH LONG PURPOSEFUL STRIDES! OOOOOOOH OWWWWWWW I JUST WALKED INTO THE FUCKING TABLE!"

...I am still working on requests from November, lol. I stand by my previous claim that everyone will get everything they asked for by Christmas.

angryscientist requested a Lexana wallpaper.

In my head, I have titled this "PRELUDE TO A FAKE BABY."

Oh, Lex and Lana. I do not talk about you two crazy kids enough. Remember how you were so awesome because you had both been dumped by Clark and his magnificent hair, and decided to hook up, and it was totally kinda like the Diet Coke of fanon Chlex so it was really groovy? And then you weren't groovy anymore what with the FAKE BABY and all (lulzy, yes, groovy, no)? And then you were TOTALLY AWESOME AGAIN and clearly were and are endgame and are totally having hatesex in Offscreensville until SV says otherwise?

GOOD TIMES.

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Current Music: Suzanne Vega - Knight Moves

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AM has looked super hot all season, lol, but I think Chloe's hair in Conspiracy was a *~series high~* for me. Now just to hope she doesn't cut it again. ;P

Current Music: Tori Amos - Rattlesnakes

Guys, this is absolutely, hands-down, unquestionably, the most insanely lame and nerdy thing I have ever done in fandom. :(

I am slightly ashamed, but I also was interested enough in the idea to want to *~share it~*. But I also recognize the inherent lameness in putting this together and am not really expecting anyone to care about this but me. Well, me and the people who want to mock the delusions of Chloisers clinging to that last thread of reality OMG with their desperate frantic fanwank which is DELUSIONAL!!!!!! DELUSIONAL!!!!, as I have no doubt my post will provide many lulz for you.

This list is by no means complete. It would be kind of scary if it were. :P If I forgot something really major then remind me.

( SMALLVILLE WINDOW META PICSPAM THROUGH THE AGES: 1/3 )

( SMALLVILLE META PICSPAM POST 2/3 )

( SMALLVILLE WINDOW META PICSPAM: 3/3 )

For

iliana_1's challenge:

Tempest almost won but I decided to be *~unconventional~*.

Hoping to finish embarrassingly huge picspam project tonight or tomorrow looool.

My current SV project = involving a lot of rewatching along the way.

I have never seen the entire exploding baby episode. I've fast-forwarded through it and I know I just cannot handle the entire thing. I'm not that strong. But when Lex was like, wah, I would be a bad father because of my own traumatizing childhood! And saying he wanted to leave behind a different kind of legacy?

I was like, "'THAT IS WHY EVERY BABY I HAVE IS GONNA BE FAKE. SAVES A LOT OF TROUBLE, CLARK. NO EXPLODEY MESS.'"

...GUYS. GUYS. GUYSSSSS. THIS SHOW HAS HAD BOTH A FAKE BABY AND AN EXPLODING BABY. WHAT OTHER SHOW IS THAT MUCH OF A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE? (Thankfully, none.)

ALSO I HAVE SOMETHING TRULY DISTURBING TO CONFESS WHICH I DISCOVERED LAST NIGHT.

( TRULY. TRULY. TRULY. )

Also, it's snowing like crazy and GUESS WHO DIDN'T WEAR A COAT TODAY. I thought we wore done with snow! I am so glad I wore my boots, I had to shuffle all the way to the station in the icy slush ahaha.

But I think this is more important at the moment:

OH, DOCTOR GAETA.

( Two moar behind the cut. )

( Coffee meta picspam: Smallville S8-S9 )

Because even if I'm kind of, "...whatever," about it overall, this scene was super pretty, and the people squeeing are adorable:

187 HD iTunes caps of the final scene from Warrior

Have fun, kids. :)

Warrior: the writing in this was so bad. Obviously they were pushing some kind of meta point that probably won't be totally clear until like five episodes from now in retrospect, but they didn't even want to make the dialogue sound like something humans would say, even on SV.

Zee just kept yapping and yapping and WORDS WERE COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH BUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT TUNE HER OUT.

I did really dig the Chloe and Steven stuff, though. It was so lighthearted and fun, and I loved the sense of wonder he had about his powers and meeting heroes and saving people, while Chloe and Clark both said they thought it was a living and their normal humdrum everydays. I have missed that wide-eyed sense of innocence SV had in its yesteryears, so I found it really charming for a character to be like, DUDE, YOU GUYS LIKE HAVE YOUR OWN BATCAVE AND SAVE THE WORLD AND YOU'RE BORED BY THIS? HOW? All the heroes are so mopey, so him and Stargirl last week were welcome guest stars to advise everyone to lighten up a bit.

Okay. FIRST OF ALL: THE GIF, FOR THOSE WHO WANTED IT.

Not actual picspam here, mostly HQ caps of the comic book under the cut.

I will say, though, that I'm just not comfortable with these two worlds colliding:

NOOOOOOOO ISHIDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SMALLVILLE YOU SHOULD NOT BE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS :(((((

( Okay, cap time! )

( Smallville 9x11-12: Absolute Justice. )

I AM ONLY 15 MINUTES INTO SLEGENDS (it is taking forever because it is the prettiest episode in a while and also Chloe looks GORGEOUS and really is ALL OVER IT) BUT OMG YOU GUYS WHO CARES IF IT IS KIND OF BORING

I AM HAVING A METAGASM

Also, I capped the notebook with the character profiles in HD: HERE, HERE, and HERE

But if you want to know what the notebook says, look under the cut. ( INTERESTING. )

PROMPTLY AFTER THE FAILSDAY BATTLE OF FAIL:

CLARK: (wakes up in an underground krypto-cage)
LEX: Mwahaha! I have you at my mercy, Clark!
CLARK: Lex! You're alive! And still evil!
LEX: Indeed. Now, let me explain to you my evil plan: we're going to replace Clark Kent with an evil clone with a heart of darkness. LET'S SEE IF ANYONE NOTICES!
CLARK: You'll never get away with this!
LEX: I already have! Flyyyy, my pretty! Flyyyyy!

ERADICLARK: (takes nosedive off the Statue of Liberty) ...yeah, apparently that's a no-go for me, too.

CLARK: I've been replaced by an evil clone before, Lex. And everyone totally figured it out back then too! Well, almost everyone. Well, Chloe. But my point is, your plan is doomed to fail!
LEX: Yeah? What did the last evil clone do, again? Besides proposing an alliance for world domination and an April wedding in Vermont, I totally remember that part.
CLARK: Well, for starters, he liked to sport darker colors, which we all know is a dead giveaway in Smallville that you are EVOL or at least morally grey...

ERADICLARK: CHECK OUT MY SWEET NEW EVIL THREADS!

CLARK: ...and he was kind of a violent psycho...

ERADICLARK: TREE BAD. FIRE PRETTY!

CLARK: ...can't forget how he didn't give a crap about Chloe...

CHLOE: Clark! You're back! I thought you abandoned me forever!
ERADICLARK: You know, abandoning you forever was so much fun the first time, I thought I'd come back and do it all over again for shits and giggles! GOODBYE FOREVAAAAAAAR!
CHLOE: ...

CLARK: ...good thing Chloe figured it out in like ten minutes and kept the McGuffin du jour out of the evil clone's hands back then...

CHLOE: (wires evil clone's house and taps his phone to keep track of its evil plans, is hiding the plot in a lead-lined box at Watchtower probably)

CLARK: ...oh, and can't forget how the evil clone was all about the sexytimes. I mean, come on, that's a dead giveaway. Clark Kent actually trying to get laid? Nobody would be dumb enough to make the same mistake twice on that count.

ERADICLARK: Clarkie horny, Lois.

SIX MONTHS LATER...

LEX: ...and to conclude the findings from the anonymous questionnaire I sent to everyone you know, the final question was, "Have you noticed any major changes in Clark in the past six months?" Answers received were:

"Totally evil, but whether it's a clone, Brainiac in disguise, or a new flavor of kryptonite, fuck if I know and I dunno what to do until I narrow it down."
"He finally trashed that damn jacket."
"Even more of a dick, but his superdickery has been growing exponentially over the years, so no shocker."
"Less whining, more property damage, but I think that's a fair trade."

LEX: ...and apparently the clone's grand plan to save the earth is to hug it out with supervillains.
CLARK: How bizarre. That sounds just like my plan to subdue you and your evil plans, except for how my plan is called "blowjobbing it out" instead!
LEX: I know. Weird, right?

Over the past two months, Chloe fans have pulled together to form the team Operation Truth and Justice to show our appreciation for Chloe Sullivan and Allison Mack.

As a group, we raised $3000 over the holidays to donate to the Christopher Reeve Foundation, due to its connection with Smallville. Check out their blog writeup here if you're interested. :)

This whole thing is shaping up as one of my greatest fandom experiences ever. Thank you so much to everyone who's running the show and putting in the time, you guys. This has been so much fun and we have such a great group of people involved. Thanks!

I made a top 25 list of my favorite SV episodes for funsies, and realized that I have only picspammed, like...four of them. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

And so...

( Smallville 3x14: Obsession. )

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